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[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[infinite-archive]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[donkeydickjess]

I will never not reblog this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[sublingualspiro]

technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth

[podplease]

Funnily enough

[ectoimp]

[zeelatunes]

i know some people criticize the “put a bow on a creature so people know its a girl” approach to character design but come on this rules

[petalpetal]

this is an exception because magnemite is canonically genderless so this one is actually trans

[radiofreederry]

You would not believe the number of “traditionalist Catholics” commenting “based” under this image

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Tags via @cryptotheism and @inneskeeper in case you don’t know why this is all sorts of fucked in terms of Catholic doctrine:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Can't believe this Austrian village changed its name in 2021 and I somehow missed the news about it 😭

[captain-crackship]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1628046312275935232

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

YEAH

[showdawgblawg]

Sealyham Terrier by United KingDogs on Flickr.

[s00005aa55yah-deactivated201308]

this dog sucks 

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

fuck your entire life

[supermariomamafucker]

i am completely enraptured with this gif

[wolfbuns]

[defenestratedgibberish]

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[emiliusthegreat]

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

[depsidase]

[tricotbf]

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

[teaboot]

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

[drgn-trained-on-startrek-trivia]

Happy Almond Milk Year!

[teabree-shark]

Happy almond milk year!!

[bathtuboftoast]

HAPPY ALMOND MILK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

Hell is a place where companies make bank off the aggrieved father of a dead child for the removal of the child’s organs for donation.

[darwins-finch]

Oh and then, the recipient is charged hundreds of thousands of dollars for a DONATED ORGAN.

Not as in that this is just the cost of the procedure; but the hospital charges YOU $150k-800k for an organ they were given FOR FREE from a dead child whose parents have to pay to store and/or transport said organ which costs THEM $2k-30k.

Source: I work in insurance.

[biglawbear]

I don’t know how you can look at this shit and not be radicalized

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Praying Mantis in Amber (Hymenaea protera, Oligocene) - Dominican Republic

[onenicebugperday]

Just for reference, the Oligocene is 33.9 million to 23 million years ago! Ancestors of today’s mantids first appeared during the Jurassic period, 150 to 200 million years go.

[theweirdwideweb]

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an “upstart” platform jdgdks

[whiskerknittles]

Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE