#this cracked me up

[sinmonger]

for @nooelgallagher

[bluesandfilms]

[hotchilipeppers]

[loveyourownsmiilee]

Oh he hates him, hates him 😂😂😂

[overthetopdramalover]

“My precious girl. Safe and sound.”

Yes, a girl can have a special relationship with her coffee machine, especially in the morning.

P.S.: Robert’s reaction to that special moment is one of the reasons why he deserves to win the best actor.

Robert Jacob Sugden and Serena Sugden, Emmerdale Farm, 30th June 2026.

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

Boys Cannot Recognize Clean Dorm And Proceed To Call Security In A Fit Of Panic, more at 12

[double-deep-fried-soup]

Day 324 of random Mark images

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1682

Submitted by Anon - thanks!

Caretaker: "Hi, [Whumpee]! How was your doctor's appointment?"

Whumpee: "..."

Caretaker: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T GO"