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Male, 26, Asia│Supernatural│Music

[endoftheuniversalcreation]

I asked my mom what I should share with people online about war in Ukraine, she told me to tell everyone that PUTIN IS AN ASSHOLE in caps

[sisigatsoju]

Shrink: You said that you did have an emo phase

Me: Yeah but I've moved on. Trust me

Shrink: Hope

Me: dangles on a string

Shrink:

[sisigatsoju]

I fucking hate the holidays.

[sisigatsoju]

So my dad was trying to take a nap the other day but was having a hard time because our dog would not stop barking. Fed up with all the racket, he took his phone and decided to record the noise. When our dog finally fell silent, he blasted the recording via bluetooth speakers on loop. All the while, laughing his arse off.

[sisigatsoju]

Bo Burham: Make Happy (2016)

[sisigatsoju]

[sisigatsoju]

I don't even need to move to feel exhausted.

[sisigatsoju]

"Stop crying. It's just a music video."

the music video:

[sisigatsoju]

Literally me every time I see her.

[sisigatsoju]

[sisigatsoju]

As for me, I wish I was already in Sweden with my pitbull, Stanley, and never come home—not even once. I'm so fucking done.

[sisigatsoju]

[sisigatsoju]

Do you ever go out and have a great time but feel the need to sequester afterwards because you need to recharge your social battery?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sisigatsoju]

You know what sucks during the holidays? Going home to an empty house.

[sisigatsoju]

If we're gonna do anything, we might as well just fuck

[sisigatsoju]

Enola Holmes (2020)