blood of the coven

witch bitch extraordinaire

[ahotknife]

— MOLLY BRODAK

[shanyshko]

ilya rozanov is like if an impeccably bred illegal street fighting dog made a wish to become human

[harsh-noise]

[unexceptionalzine]

happy valentine's day! <3

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[unrivaledhollanov]

What if we DID hook up? 😠

[manhasetardis]

Heated Rivalry + Textposts 33/?

[pluvialcity]

shane waking ilya up at the cottage with his "wait, I have another idea" monologue about starting a charity makes me think that shane is one of those people who just Does That periodically

like he'll be gnawing on an idea for a couple days, and he'll go to sleep thinking about it, and then one day he'll wake up at 3am and it's finally done percolating and he has to Tell Someone About It Right Now and every time ilya is just like

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[smokingrozanov]

Something soo funny about the GCU is that because they’re all romance books every couple is engaged or buying a house together by the epilogue meanwhile at the end of Heated Rivalry they’re like. Okay so in 10 years after we are retired on the 14th of March I will hold your hand in public for the first time. Sound good?

[jewelcoatfish]

re: my dinner with hayden

i think while both ilya and hayden’s behaviours are immature and toe a bit out of line, it does boil down to their own perception of their bond with shane. i think ilya is jealous of the fact that hayden can express adoration for shane in public and all everyone fucking knows is hayden pike who’s shane best friend and knows him best meanwhile it’s ilya, ilya is the one who knows shane best and the one loves him the most, and it’s not fair that hayden gets all of shane’s (albeit platonic) affection publicly while ilya gets the chirps and the rivalry. and hayden resents ilya partly because of his own biases, but also his best friend of ten years hid a secret from him, and the secret is that he’s in love. the godfather of his youngest child, his best friend, his brother and his favourite teammate didn’t feel like he could tell hayden he’s fucking in love. and he can’t resent shane, it would feel wrong, so a lot of that feelings are directed towards ilya.

i’m not saying either of them are right for this, feelings are hurt and circumstances are impossible to navigate, but a lot of the hostility in that scene is built up frustration that has nowhere to go. it’s not any of their fault that shane can’t love ilya publicly, it’s not their fault that shane hides his relationship and feelings from hayden (and himself, and his parents for years), it’s the hockey culture that manifests itself in ways that were impossible for people in their early twenties to work around, it’s painful and the easiest thing ilya and hayden could do is be mad at each other. which isn’t fair on either of them, really, but the situation in and of itself is unfair

[thisfeebleheart]

All I want is you.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane would see their kids creepy drawings and be like wow, great job bud. you're so creative. meanwhile ilya is frantically googling is my child possessed and calling sveta asking her if the time they got 'cursed' by an old witch as kids was real because he thinks it skipped him and went to his kid and why doesn't shane see it

[grabmyboner]

some shit like this and shane just being like good imagination buddy and ilya is like shane where can we purchase sage

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[clytemnestraaa]

hi hello i know EXACTLY what ilya's music taste is like. he listens to russian sad boy rap: Скриптонит (Skryptonite), ЛСП (LSP), Pyrokinesis, хмыров (khmyrov), Noise MC. Maybe also some Oxxxymiron or Порнофильмы (Pornofilmy)

He probably can play something from Kino or Король и Шут (Korol y Shoot) on guitar

And his drunk karaoke top choice would be something like Meladze, Гости из будущего (Gosty iz budushtego), t.a.t.u, Verka Serduchka, МакSим, Глюк'оZa

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[inloveamateursatbest]

Oh my God, I love you so much.

[shillanov]

i'm sorry but this is giving 2008 gossip girl

[heatedrivalrysource]

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