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Pairing: RE9!Leon Kennedy x isekai'd!fem!Reader (ft. Grace Ashcroft and Victor Gideon) Summary: Whenever you play Leon's part in Resident Evil Requiem, Leon hears everything you say—from your curses, to your praises, to your reaction to seeing him break open a warped door with his hatchet—he hears it all. Even when you get thrown into his universe, you're just as shameless as you were before you arrived. Note: It ain't a Genshinluvr fic if I don't write at least one fic with an isekai plot. There are snippets of the actual game in this fic, and as the fic progresses, once you/the reader gets isekai'd into Resident Evil Requiem. I had the time of my life typing this out, not gonna lie. It was fun as hell. Anyway! I don't post anywhere else but on Tumblr (Genshinluvr) and on AO3 (Aaliah_exo). Warning: Violence (the usual), Victor Gideon caressing Leon (is that a warning itself?), The Girl, you'll probably get secondhand embarrassment from this fic. Word Count: 9.8k
re9 leon kennedy x reader
the work dilf
description: after a long day of work at the dso, you were streaming when a subscriber admits they embarrassed themselves in front of a crush. to make them feel better, you tell them about the time you embarrassed yourself in front of an older agent, who you just so happened to have a fat crush on.
fluff ✿ 2.3k words -> leon kennedy masterlist
You had been working at the DSO for about two years. It was pretty mundane until you were moved to the location where some of the best field agents and dispatchers clocked in for work.
Among them, 30 year veteran Agent Leon Kennedy.
You heard so many stories about the guy growing up. You couldn’t believe he was the one to save the president's daughter by himself, let alone survive Raccoon city in ‘98.
Needless to say, it was sort of surreal seeing him stalk around the office your first day at work.
He was insanely good looking, but the years weren’t kind to him. You could tell from the way his shoulders were slightly hunched over from carrying the weight of the world for so long, the silver strands paving their way into his otherwise dark hair, and the faint lines etching their way across his face.
But, man, was he delectable.
You couldn’t help it! It wasn’t just the way he looked, but the way he acted.
He was kind to everyone around him. His dry jokes were awful in the best way. He was smart and you could tell he went out of his way to make everyone comfortable, including you.
You actually felt a little out of place on your first day, but he made sure to introduce himself to you first and mention you to his other colleagues to save you the awkward introductions.
Sometimes when he’d stumble into headquarters fresh from a mission, you’d steal a few glances, partly in concern and partly because a hot older guy was groaning and panting around headquarters with blood all over him.
Leon always looked a little rough when he returned. His hair would be slightly disheveled, jacket gone for whatever reason, clothes creased and worn from travel.
Sometimes there were faint bruises under his eye or temple or dried blood that wasn’t even his, splattered across his collar and arms.
Despite looking like a hot mess, he still carried himself with that conviction that made everyone move out of his way without even thinking about it.
Almost every single damn time you snuck a glance, he’d catch you red handed. Those sharp blue eyes would flick your way and he’d nod, or if he still had the energy, come over and talk to you.
You always looked away in record time, suddenly finding the report in front of you wildly interesting.
You internally screamed whenever he’d walk over to your desk, lean against it, and ask you how your day was like he didn’t just come back from hell.
It took everything in you not to act like a horny teenager and stare at the veins in his forearms, the little hairs and the speckles of blood decorating them.
And you could never weather that beautiful stare of his.
Why’d he have to look at people so intently when they spoke?
Damn blue eyed stare.
You needed to convince him to get brown contacts or something.
As exciting as the job was sometimes, you just wanted to go home, hop on your computer, and forget the world existed by playing whatever games you found interesting.
You started streaming about a year ago and had recently reached a following of about two hundred thousand.
It was insane, but you were glad you weren’t popular enough to be blasted all over TikTok or Instagram.
You were mid stream when someone donated fifty gifted subs.The message attached admitted they’d embarrassed themselves in front of their crush.
You thanked them of course, but chuckled at their admission.
You sighed, the memory of the other day resurfacing.
“I know how you feel, girl, trust me,” you said, giving the camera a knowing look.
Your chat instantly exploded with people egging you on.
And Leon surely wasn’t on Twitch so…
you spilled.
“If it makes you feel any better, I embarrassed myself real bad in front of my crush at work the other day too.”
You bit the skin on your hand as the memory plagued you.
Then you shook your head with a nervous chuckle. “Oh man, I don’t even know if I should say this…”
Another gifted sub popped up.
girl spill the tea I won’t tell anyone I promise
“Alright but if you clip this you’re all banned. Well actually I’m like ninety nine percent sure this guy isn’t even on social media okay he’s…he’s older so I don’t have to worry about him finding out.”
You rolled your eyes as new chats came in.
OLDER??
like how much older?
You scratched the back of your neck, “he's like....50?”
FIVE ZERO?
beekeeping age
an older man you say???
Dilffff
Oh so he’s a dilf
You gave the webcam a flat look.
“…Okay yeah he’s kind of a dilf, “ You faltered, “but he doesn’t have children okay, not that I know of.”
You shifted in your seat.
“This guy is very well known within our company. And I don’t know—he’s just great. He’s nice to everyone, he’s funny, and he cares about people.”
You huffed at the incoming words of encouragement, or words of delusion.
girl get him
SEDUCE HIM
Ooo a little age gap momentt
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE
whats his name
“I don’t know if I should describe him cause I wanna respect his privacy,” you said with a small laugh. “But let’s just call him ‘the dilf from work’. He’s so out of my league it’s ridiculous.”
You leaned closer to the mic.
“So the other day I was in the break room grabbing a snack before my shift. I was half asleep, okay? Like barely functioning and he walks in.”
You buried your face in your hands for a second before continuing.
“And I panic because I didn’t expect him to be there so early. So I try to move out of the way really fast so he can get to the coffee machine. He sort of leans down to grab a coffee pod, while I grab my steel water bottle…and it sort of swings down—”
You pause, biting your tongue.
Your chat instantly filled with NOOOOOOOOs and you're assuming people know what comes next.
“…He stands up and slams his head into the water bottle as it’s swinging toward him—”
You clutched your forehead, “So now I’m panicking and apologizing cause I bonked him in the head and he’s just crouching there looking confused while I'm holding a hand over the area to prevent it from bleeding more.”
Oh honey…
Yea i would clear out the whole room
loll no he probably thought it was cute trust….
real
“I felt like a fucking idiot!” you cried with a little laugh, rubbing your face in anguish.
You covered your eyes with your palms and peeked through your fingers to read chat, "At least he was nice about it, he didn’t even complain.”
You sigh, “but that was still embarrassing.”
“I would never wish harm on anyone,” you continued quietly, “but I hope he got a concussion and forgets that even happened…or just forgets I exist in general.”
Comments rolled in again.
imagine he sees this
help
yall better not clip ts
“No, don't worry,” you reassured. “He’s not gonna see this. No one at my work is on Twitch or social media or anything like that.”
You let your arms fall back to the armrests and rocked the chair once, eyes flicking over the flood of messages.
Most of them were variations of there’s no way that’s true.
You just smiled to yourself.
And despite yourself, you suppressed a stupid little smile.
Because there was still a part of that embarrassing story you hadn’t told them because thinking about it still made your heart do something extremely annoying.
It happened right after the water bottle incident.
You’d found the little first aid kit in one of the cupboards and patched the cut on his forehead as best as you could while apologizing about twenty times. Leon had been sitting on the edge of the counter, head tilted forward a little so you could reach him, one hand braced against the surface beside him.
You were trying very hard not to think about how close he was. Or how embarrassing it was that you had nailed a federal agent in the head with a metal water bottle.
“There,” you muttered once the bandage was finally in place.
Your fingers were still a little shaky as you stepped back. “Sorry,” you added again.
Leon waved you off with a soft grin, “Ah, don’t worry about it.”
You turned toward the sink to throw the wrapper from the bandage away when you noticed there was dried blood on your fingers.
His blood. You froze for a second, staring at it.
“Oh,” you murmured quietly to yourself.
You reached for the sink to wash it off before it could smear on anything else, but you barely had time to turn the faucet when Leon spoke.
“Here, " he slid off the counter, "Let me.”
You glanced back.
Your pulse jumped the second his fingers wrapped around your wrist, they were huge and a little dry and calloused.
“Sorry about that,” he said, before he gently rinsed your hand under the faucet for longer than necessary and squeezed it a bit to ring it dry, like all this was his fault.
Back in the present, your chair rocked softly as chat continued flying up the screen.
“But anyways…I’m sure I’ll get over it someday.”
The next day at work you were running on maybe four hours of sleep.
You barely noticed Leon approaching until his shadow fell across your desk.
When you looked up, there he was with two cups of coffee in his hands.
He slid one toward you, and you straightened in surprise, “Oh—thank you!”
“Figured you’d need it, you’ve been here all day,” His voice was low and warm, a little rough around the edges like he was tired too.
Leon leaned forward, resting both elbows on your desk like he always did. The sleeves of his dark shirt were pushed up just slightly, revealing those familiar muscles you tried very hard not to stare at.
His hair was a little messy today, strands falling loosely across his forehead. There were faint shadows beneath his eyes that hinted he hadn’t slept much either, maybe he was working late, but somehow it only made him look better.
Your eyes were so dry they almost made the SpongeBob blinking sound, so you rubbed them.
“Tired?” He asked, gaze flitting around your face.
“Yeah…I was up all night finishing some reports after streaming.” You grin sheepishly.
He nods, “Streaming huh?”
You blinked.
“Yeah—you know…like on Twitch. Playing games and talking to chat and stuff.”
Leon’s mouth twitched faintly as he raised his cup to take a sip,
“I know what streaming is,” he clarified, eyes nearly piercing at you over the rim of his cup, like he was staring right into your soul.
You shifted in your seat, “Oh.”
“I’m not that old,” he added, voice softer this time.
You laughed, “Sorry, I just figured it wasn’t your kind of thing.”
He shifted his weight slightly against your desk, one shoulder dipping as he leaned more comfortably into the conversation.
“You’d be surprised,” he continued. “I’ve actually seen a few of yours.”
You froze completely.
“…Huh?” You said stupidly.
“Yeah.” Leon gave a small shrug like it was nothing, though the corner of his mouth and the glint in his eyes hinted he was enjoying your turmoil.
“I’m not really online myself, but Sherry said you had a big following…figured I’d take a look and see what you got up to after work.”
Your stomach dropped straight through the floor.
Damn Sherry.
Whenever he talked with the two of you, she was always looking at you with that little smirk. Or worse, nudged you on the shoulder whenever he approached you guys and made up some lame excuse to leave you alone with him…you knew she could sense your fat crush on him from day one.
“Oh.” Your brain was replaying every second of last night. “Okay.” You cleared your throat, trying to behave normally.
Then you noticed him rub the side of his head absently, fingers brushing along his temple.
“I’m so sorry again about hitting your head the other day,” you blurted out.
“What do you mean?” he blinked.
You stared, “When I hit your head with the water bottle?”
An amused huff left him, “I actually don’t remember much, I think I got a concussion. Been forgetting everything lately.”
You straightened immediately.
Wait, he actually got a concussion?…From a water bottle? So much for America's toughest agent.
You shook your head, what were you thinking?
So insensitive.
“I’m so sorry,” you frown, a wave of guilt washing over you, “Is it like a short term memory loss kind of thing?”
Leon watched you for a moment, then a small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. “You could call it that.”
You nodded slowly, completely serious.
His eyes softened slightly as he looked down at you. Then he pushed off the desk, standing up straight again, “Ah, forgot I’ve got a meeting to head to.”
“Good luck,” You say a little dejectedly, expecting him to walk away, but he leaned closer.
You blinked, swallowing at his proximity.
“You might have to remind me what happened later over dinner,” he crooned.
What.
“Over dinner?...”
“Over dinner,” He concluded, leaning away to slip his jacket on, “You know, since you ‘bonked’ my head so hard.”
Your soul left your body.
“But—“
“I’ll pick you up at seven.” Leon winked and walked away, leaving you sitting there, face burning, realizing two horrifying things at once.
One.
He definitely watched your stream.
And two.
You were absolutely going to dinner with the dilf from work.
A few months later, things were different, but in a good way.
You had somehow survived the embarrassment of that stream and maiming Leon, the panic of realizing he heard about the stream, and the nerves that came along with that first dinner.
And now here you are, still streaming.
Except now there was a six foot government agent occasionally wandering through your apartment like it was the most normal thing in the world.
You were mid stream when your front door clicked open.
Your chat was already moving fast, colorful messages flying past your screen as you tried to focus. Behind you, you heard the quiet thud of footsteps and the rustle of a jacket being set down. You didn’t turn around right away since you were in the middle of a fight in your game, but you could hear him moving around the apartment, unhurried and quiet in that way he always was.
Your chat, unfortunately, noticed.
who just came in?
DOOR?
Is that a mannn???
You tried to ignore them, but a second later Leon stepped up beside your desk.
You caught a glimpse of him out of the corner of your eye. His hair was a little messy like usual, the collar of his jacket slightly rumpled, and he looked tired the way he often did after work.
He was holding a small paper bag. Without interrupting you, he quietly set a couple snacks down beside your keyboard. You looked up, giving him a soft grin as he crouched to give you a quick kiss.
Your chat exploded again.
HELLO?????
wait guys whose that
SNACK DELIVERY???
IS THAT HIM
tHe WORK DILF…
You snorted softly under your breath.
Leon leaned a hip against the side of your desk, folding his arms loosely as he watched your screen for a second.
His expression was calm, faintly amused for someone being examined by thousands.
When the chapter of the game ended with a cut scene, you leaned back in your chair with a relieved exhale.
“Okay guys, relax,” you said, grabbing one of the snacks Leon brought.
You glanced sideways at him.
He raised an eyebrow slightly, “Don’t be rude, Hon, aren’t you gonna introduce me?”
You rolled your eyes.
“Chat this is the work dilf I told you guys about a few months ago.”
Leon let out a quiet chuckle at that, ““The work what?”
He braced one hand on the back of your chair and leaned down further until his head appeared on the edge of the camera frame. He squinted slightly at the screen, trying to read the messages flying past.
HELLO SIR
Yo is that Leon Kennedy??
HI LEON
easy white chocolate
Your work dilf saved the presidents daughter?
Easy there white chocolate
BE cool chat
guys she said she works for the dso it makes sense
His brow furrowed with genuine confusion. “Why are they calling me white chocolate?”
You shook your head as the chat spammed even more at the sound of his voice.
ooo he’s real
HIS VOICE
flash us
BEEKEEPING AGE
Leon leaned a little closer to the monitor.
“…What’s beekeeping age?”
You dropped your head into your hands.
Leon glanced down at you, a small crooked smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.
“Should I be concerned?” he asked quietly.
You shook your head in defeat, “I don’t even know.”
While your chat was having the time of their lives, Leon leaned one arm on the desk, settling in like he had officially joined the stream.
He scanned the chat slowly.
“Alright,” he murmured, “I’ll read some more.”
You winced,
“Maybe don’t—“
Too late.
HOW OLD ARE YOU
Leon huffed, “Old.”
Wait so what do you guys do for work?
Leon paused, “…We work for the government.”
ARE YOU ACTUALLY THE WORK CRUSH
Leon glanced sideways at you, eyes softening just a little, “I hope so.”
aww how did you fall for her??
“Well, I knew she was the one for me when she clocked me in the head with a bottle.”
You smacked his chest, “It wasn't on purpose!”
Your heart flipped a little when he grabbed your hand and placed a soft kiss on your palm.
He straightened up after a moment, grabbing a snack from the bag. “Well, this has been…enlightening.”
“Sure was,” you muttered under your breath.
He glanced down at you, “You’ done embarrassing yourself online for the night?”
You huffed, “…No.”
Leon chuckled quietly, then ruffled your hair as he walked away.
You looked at the webcam like your chat was in timeout. “I hate all of you.”
Leon’s voice drifted from the kitchen.
“Be nice.”
Your viewers immediately sided with him of course.
shiii i mean, if leon worked with me, the world would neverrr hear the end of it.
I FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEANS and I was right :D i was worried it had some crazy double meaning
Imagine your husband loving you so much that after completing the mission that saved his life, the first thing he does is put on your wedding ring.
I’ll post one of my favourite here too ❤️🩹
Ohhhhhh im itching to write something about rookie leon he's so baby
𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄
⚠️ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞, 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧
ꨄ︎ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐪𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢, 𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐡𝐚, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬
𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎
“Sweetie, can you leave the room so I can change?”
Apollo was cooing at the baby you and him made together when you asked him that
Both he and the baby turned to look at you
They looked at each other
Then they looked back at you
“Why?” he asked with confusion
This pretty boy was so insulted
No way he was going to leave and miss the show
“I just want to change.” you stated again
“You’re my wife though.” he countered.
“I just want some privacy.” you countered back.
Apollo stared at you up and down before he made a bewildered face
“I WATCHED YOU GIVE BIRTH.” 💀
𝐐𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐆
“My dear, can you go outside for a moment?”
Qin was reading some of his documents when he looked at you with confusion
“Why?” he looked worried
“I just want some privacy to change.” you responded.
The King of China blinked but he didn’t talk back surprisingly
He smiled at you warmly and walked out of the room
“I’ll be fast.” you promised him
The door shut and after 5 seconds, Qin couldn’t take it anymore
“Are you done?” he asked from the other side
He opened the door and you almost lost it when he was sitting on the floor, looking at you with a big smile plastered on his face
He looked like a happy child awaiting his parent to give him candy
“Are you done?” he asked again
“I need more time, my dear.” you couldn’t help but burst out laughing
“Okay.” he responded and shut the door, still having that big smile on his face
He was so cute 😍
He waited for you by the door the entire time
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑
“Hey love, can you step outside so I can get dressed?”
Thor was resting on the bed before he stared at you
“Hm?”
Man was so confused
“Could you step outside so I can get dressed?” you asked again
He still looked confused
He memorized you from head to toe and could even paint you blind!
But he would always prioritise your feelings first
“Okay.” He slowly got up and left the room, leaving you alone
“Well, that was easy.” you said to yourself, though you were curious on his thoughts
When questioned he simply stated if you wanted privacy, he’ll give it to you
“I’ll see you naked tonight anyways.” he stated bluntly
“Thor! We’re outside!” you squeaked
“We have intercourse every night-” 💀
“THOR, PLEASE STOP TALKING.”
𝐋𝐎𝐊𝐈
“Honey, can you go out real quick? I’m going to change.”
Loki was brushing your hair happily until he looked as if he got slapped in the face
Poor boy was drooling and ecstatic in spending time with you until you ruined the mood 😔
“Okay, so change. What do you mean get out?” he replied with confusion and a hint of sadness
“No! Get out, I’m going to change my dress.” you looked back at the mirror, “I want some privacy.”
The fuck?
Privacy?
PRIVACY?!
“I’ve seen all of you already! I’m very familiar with all of this!” he gestured to your entire body
“I’ve spied on you showering 10 minutes ago!”
“YOU WHAT?!”
𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐋𝐀
“Darling, can you please step outside so I can change?”
He was working on his new gadget in your shared room when you asked him that
He turned back and raised an eyebrow
“Why?” he looked offended
“I just want some privacy!” you grabbed his arm and guided him outside, “Go!”
Tesla scrambled outside but before he could say anything, you slammed the door in his face and locked it
You were about to change until you heard commotion from outside
Tesla’s hands appeared from beneath the door, holding a small camera
“Go on, change.” he demanded from behind the door
His camera’s battery then died 😭
Feeling a bit bad, you opened the door, only to see Tesla in the middle of stripping
“What are you doing?” you were speechless as he looked at you with mild disappointment
“You’re not nakey?”
𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀
“Hey, can you step outside?”
He was eating his chips before he turned his head with confusion
“I want to try on this new dress.” you showed him
Buddha looked at you up and down before shrugging and getting up
You thought everything went well until you heard the sounds of crashing and clanking
Buddha came back, dragging a chair behind him as he knocked down all the furniture in his way with no care
Those dishes were expensive, Buddha!
He placed it in front of you and sat down, looking more serious than ever
“Okay, change.” He pulled out a new bag of chips and urged you to continue the show
“Buddha! I want to do it in private!” you whined and he looked bewildered
“What’s the problem?! I’ve seen you naked hundreds of times!” he complained like a child, “give me a good show!”
“No!”
“20 minutes ago, we were doing [CENSORED]-” 💀
Buddha got a pie in his face
𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍
You were humming a tune while trying on a new dress
Poseidon heard your singing and he came over, until his mood dropped when he found the bathroom door was locked.
“Just a minute!” you called from inside
The God of Sea never waits
You jumped when the door burst opened and Poseidon peered in, glaring at you
You were naked
And you’re hiding from him?!
“What are you doing?” he asked angrily.
“Poseidon! I’m changing! Please close the door!” you tried to cover yourself, but his eyes were already changing into lust
“Then change.” He came in and slammed the door shut
He was coming closer and closer, looking more hungry than ever
You were freaking out but before you could say anything else, he kissed you
Your clothes were dropped to the floor forgotten and the shower turned on as Poseidon decided it was “sexy” time
Next time you’re changing, make sure to invite him 😉
𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒
“My love, can you get out so I can change?”
Hades and you were both preparing yourselves for the ball this evening and he looked at you with confusion
You were shining with beauty everyday so he was a bit taken back when you suddenly asked him to leave
He soon beamed and smiled warmly at you
“Okay.” he placed his things down and went towards the door
“Wait!” you stopped him, “you’re okay with this?”
Hades looked more confused
“Yes, I’m okay with this.” he told her gently, “you want your privacy today, that’s fine with me.”
Such a gentleman, you couldn’t help but kiss him
Girl, you won in life 😘
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! .˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆
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leon s kennedy x reader | smut, 18+ | >1k words
summary: back in your RPD training days, rookie leon was just too easy to pick on. now that he's all grown up, leon is dead set on getting his lick back in the way he thinks best: finally getting the chance to fuck you.
cont: f! reader, morally grey (?) leon, revenge plot, light degradation, choking, manhandling, rough sex.
just having turned twenty-one, the bright-eyed and blushy virgin who you thought had no real understanding of how the world worked, was just the perfect target for your teasing.
but running into leon who's all grown up now is such a trip. he's changed much more than he'll ever know, a seasoned expert at practically everything. you can tell he’s witnessed unspeakable horrors; everyone has, but his weary expression betrays that fact more than anything else, the perpetual downturn of his lips telling his entire story.
here comes your man.
mdni, eighteen plus only. older leon kennedy.
he bucks his hips up into you at a rhytmic pace, both of your moans manipulating into one another. his hands trail your back, stopping at each divot and sighing at the perfection of you under his calloused finger tips.
"takin me so so well, pretty girl" he grunts by your ear rolling his hips into you, hands reaching round to grip at your chest, taking a nipple in between two of his fingers, watching the way you react to his body.
"god you're just, so so pretty, I can't even begin to imagine what you're doing with a guy like me" he bites his lip, leaning down; kissing and sucking the soft sensitive skin behind your ear.
"i must be obsessed with that old guy cock?" you moan out at him, teasing him with your words, he wasn't that much older than you, just over a decade but, both of you legal by far, but made you feel so filthy, so dirty and taboo'd.
he shakes his head at your words, pulling out almost to the tip before shoving himself back into your sensitive hole. "old guy cock huh? i see how it is princess, bet i make you feel ten times better than those silly boys you've been with before"
and he's not wrong, every inch of him reaches your insides, he knows just what he's doing and he has you just where he wants you, clenching him and sighing out in pleasure as he coaxes orgasm after orgasm out of you.
"you know why they say older men do it better don't you darlin?" he teases, pulling out of your overstimulated cunt, gripping your hair in a makeshift ponytail, before plunging back in "it's cause they fuckin do baby" and you find yourself wetting his cock for the third time this evening.
SEEING STARS
leon kennedy x afab!reader | 700 words
everyone says they want leon to choke them with his biceps. i actually wrote it. you’re very welcome.
warnings: 18+ (choking, breath play, fingering, rough sex, praise kink, dom!leon)
A few days ago, you divulged your love for Leon’s arms, and it might’ve been the best decision you ever made.
He’s got you pinned against him, back to chest, feet balanced atop the muscle of his thighs. Spread wide open, bare and exposed, helpless in the way he traps your throat between bicep and forearm.
❀ ゚. ༄ ┊ 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐃 ;
( when you pray, what do you pray for? I PRAY FOR GOD TO CRUSH ME / BREAK ME UP INTO LITTLE PIECES —& START ALL OVER AGAIN. )
characters : dimitri / claude / m!byleth quote cr : tony kushner
↬ dimitri ࿐ ࿔
WAR IS A BEAST OF BURDEN, twisted in its origins and cruel in its fatalities. WAR IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU, but it is meant for a lone survivor succumbed to grief and vengeance ; a youth lost in what could have been and what was never meant to be.
somewhere in the heart of a golden boy was a sickening desire and madness for bloodshed, and perhaps you have always known that. perhaps you knew ( you did. you did. ) and you thought that love meant the road to healing and peace. such oblivion is foolish : you wonder what you were thinking back then, to have faith in the person you adored.
you stand in a field of crimson, confident that none of it is yours. you almost feel guilty that you are not more sorry.
I've been playing a lot of Fire Emblem Engage and had a brain worm set in the Fire Emblem Heros verse. So have a small drabble
Pragamtic!Reader, isekai, angst, talks of war, reader is bitter and angry, open ended
Being the summoner was hard, not the summoning part but the war planning part. You were no tactician, even when you had played the game it had been a case of over leveling and auto battling. Another thing was the game, or rather being in it. Fire Emblem Heros had been a fun pass time where you got to look at attractive anime people and coo over the kid units. They were never real and failure in battle had no consequences. Here though they did; and you could tell no one the truth of your origins.
It was isolating but you tried your best to push past it, to do your best for them all and the characters you'd loved so dearly. But despite the many daydreams of meeting them, and showing them your kindness they didn't see you the way they did in the game. You suppose it was your fault, maybe suggesting biological warfare wasn't a good idea. You hadn't even mentioned anything deadly just spreading a flu through the enemy ranks to get an upper hand.
That had not been the right call, nor had been the idea of various traps or the use of carefully placed explosives to funnel the enemy while on the battlefield. To you the ideas felt pragmatic, it was war and lives were on the line on all sides. But the group was the order of Heros not the order of fight dirty to win. Though you didn't see it as winning so much as surviving.
You weren't completely alone in the ideas you had. The 'darker' units had agreed with you, war wasn't won by playing fair; time and time again the enemy had shown the ideals as well. But Alfonse and his sister never caved. At this point all you were was a way to bring bodies to the battle. You didn't get a say on the battlefield, instead you just summoned heros and watched from the sidelines alone.
It had been anyway, until one day when out of desperation you were brought in because of Hel's undying army. You had been reluctant and snippy thanks to how you'd been viewed in the war room before but this time they listened. Despite their discomfort at the less then savory tactics they tried your plan. It worked too. The fight went from kill the enemy to disable the enemy. From fight fairly and with honor to survive. This shift in attitude kept everyone alive.
When Hel was defeated you were praised as a hero. Suddenly everyone had always agreed with your ideas. It should have made you happy. Finally they were accepting you like your daydreams, but instead all you felt was bitter. You realized you couldn't do this anymore. You couldn't be their hero summoner, you'd gone from loving the characters to hating them.
You left that night leaving the summoner's coat and Breidablik on the table of the room you had called your own. You didn't bother with a note, you doubted they would notice you gone until they needed new people to fill their ranks. You had expected the journey to be one of solitude and you didn't know where you were going either. But as you slipped out of the castle you were stopped. A few of the darker heros whom you'd managed to become friendly with, who had supported you stopped you and told you they were coming with.
Solitude was hard and you knew without someone to fight for you you'd be dead, so you welcomed them and your journey deviating from the plot of the game began.
Unbeknownst to you and your group your absence was noticed rather quickly. Alfonse and Anna had come to your room to talk to you, apologize for their behavior and most importantly try to make things right. Finding your things there and no sign of you sent them into a rush to find you. By the time they realized you were gone the consequences of their behavior hit them. Yes they had lost the key to their victory, but they had been so callous they'd driven away someone they had summoned and used. They had thought you wrong with your underhanded plans but it was war and you had been *right*. They just hoped they could find you alive and make things right.
Hi! (Not sure if my first ask got through) I've seen that you wrote headcannons for both Genshin Impact and Fire Emblem and I took this as an opportunity to ask for a crossover. I'd like to ask some headcannons for Zhongli and a Nabatean/Child of Sothis! s/o who somehow found themselves in Teyvat.
What a cool and super adorable crossover idea :D Also lol I've hardly written anything but smut in so long, it's wild to be aked to write something so nice and pleasant loool
Zhongli x Nabatean!Reader (gender neutral) sfw, fluff
Zhongli begins as amicably with this new visitor to Teyvat as with anyone else- but the more time goes on, the more you two learn about each other’s worlds, and as it slowly dawns on him that a ‘Nabatean’ may very well rival his own lifespan, well… having someone by his side that long might be… nice, to say the least.
But oof, my friend, he is going to take his damn sweet time considering every possible angle before initiating a romance. He’s a careful, thoughtful man by nature, and he can’t risk falling into these new, warm feelings until he’s ruled out the possibility that his own loneliness has led him into the arms of the first person who may be able to sooth him throughout his [potentially] eternal existence.
On the plus side, we get to see some sweet, sweet pining while he figures that out- and when Zhongli pines, he pines hard. Consider how much thought he puts into matters of governance, culture, etc. and apply that to the arduous task of sorting out his feelings when this new presence in his life is someone so well matched to him in lifestyle and philosophy. He finds himself constantly at odds with his urge to lace his fingers with yours while you walk the docks of Liyue- even worse is the spontaneous but immense desire to brush stray green-toned hair behind adorably pointed ears- or, heavens forbid it- lightly kiss or nip at their unique contour.
Thank goodness you both live so long, since by the time he finally realizes that his feelings for you aren’t going anywhere, you’ve become truly irreplaceable to one another as companions.
Given the difficult and downright traumatizing past of the Nabatean people, it’s understandable that sometimes you wish you could put your time in Fodlan entirely behind you and focus only on the future. Zhongli is uniquely empathetic towards this impulse, but he’s always one to remind you of the importance of the past in shaping the future. He’s incredibly comforting to vent and open up to, and it’s likely during one of these earnest conversations that it dawns on you that being with him isn’t just about not being lonely anymore- it’s about what he adds to your sprawling lifespan.
On the day he finally, finally confesses to you, he’s used Geo to carve a small dragon pendant for you out of Cor Lapis- even incorporating several details of your own transformed body as you’ve described them to him in the past. The man is incredibly conscientious and detail-oriented, and it shows in his handiwork, and in how attentive he’s always been with you.
As the years and generations pass, you two will be known as a power couple anywhere you go, and kindred spirits beyond a doubt. Mealtimes together are full of lively conversations on poetry, philosophy, trade, and everything in between- you constantly engage each other intellectually and fill your years by always learning more about each other and Teyvat as a whole.
Zhongli can be a touch over-protective, however. It’s hard not to be sympathetic, given how many he’s seen come and go from his life, and how many of those closest to him have met tragic ends. Now that he has, at long, long last, managed to open his heart to a life with a companion, the thought of losing you is nearly too much to bear. He’d thought that he had largely made peace with loss, and death as a whole, but the prospect of a life with you has deeply shaken that part of him (basically what I’m saying is, my guy has some Seteth energy woop)
You may not realize until one of the Adepti or even another Archon points it out to you, but having you in his life does very gradually soften Zhongli’s overall demeanor a bit. He’s always been as immovable and eternal as the stone he represents, but with the new light and life you bring to his day-to-day, those who have known him the longest will be sure to notice a shift.