what your favorite haikyuu ship says about you
DaiSuga: Your fav dynamic team mom/team dad. You either hate the mama crow papa crow characterizations with a burning passion or love them unconditionally
KageHina: You came for the rivals to lovers and stayed for the idiots sharing a braincell
NishiTana: bros being bros… dudes being dudes… guys being gays… also you thrive on chaos
TsukkiYama: You… have a crush on your best friend. Or you’re a softboy and yearn for a salty s/o like Tsukki
AsaNoya: Either you want a s/o so tall you can climb them or you want an s/o that’s small but super feral. Also height difference is your SHIT
UkaTake: You saw DaiSuga and went “MOVE OUT, THESE ARE THE TRUE DADS” and here you are
IwaOi: you started like “aww, they’re childhood friends!” and you ended like [INCOHERENT SOBBING]
TsukiKage / TsukiHina: You want your rivals to lovers in the sense that the rivals kinda bite each other’s heads off
HinaYama: You… Don’t like Tsukki. At all.
KenHina: You think Hinata deserves someone who loves him BECAUSE he has a single working braincell, and not despite that. That or you want a catboy gamer sugar daddy
KuroKen: Childhood friends to lovers is probably your favorite trope. Also you go feral and/or die everytime Kuroo stares softly at Kenma
DaiYui: If you see ONE MORE POST, ONE MORE POST of people being mean to Yui you will start biting ankles
KiyoYachi: You probably kin Yachi. Or just want some wlws, Furudate, we’re begging you-
KanoYachi: You just want good things for both of them. and honestly, who wouldn't
TanaYama: You took that one time Yamaguchi was like “There are some hot bald guys” And ran with it. Very, very far
KiyoTana: You refuse to believe either of them are straight. Or you’re straight yourself
Ennotana: You saw it somewhere as a background ship and were pleasantly surprised when you saw that they’re actually kinda gay together
BokuAka: Oh, you DEFINITELY did not expect them to be this gay. But they are. Oh-ho-ho they are
YamaYachi: You think Yams’ crush on Yachi is the cutest thing. And you probably think Yams deserves better than Tsukishima
TsukiYamaYachi: YOU JUST WANT GOOD THINGS FOR YAMS. HE DESERVES THE WORLD. ANYTHING HE WANTS, HE SHOULD HAVE IT. and if you don’t think so too i will personally prosecute you
TsukiYamaYachiKageHina: the whole gang is here! You want a spin off where they’re roommates SOOOOO bad. Also you think polyamory is the solution to every problem
TsukiKuroo: You’re sure the person Tsukki ends up with must be someone who thrives on his bullshit
BoKuroo: Same as TanaNoya but you like pretty boys like, a lot
MiwAliSaeko (or any combination of those): As I said before. Furudate. Give us wlws. Or we’ll cry. Really hard
AkiSaeko: You think Tanaka and Tsukki being family is hilarious. And it is. Tsukki would fucking hate it. Tanaka is crying. Out of joy? Out of anger? Who knows
AkaKen: You think tired boys should stick together. And you probably also ship BoKuroo
MatsuMaki: Your favorite dynamic is memelords causing ruckus together
KitAan: I have NEVER seen this ship on tumblr. But like. they’re cute? Am I tripping balls? Help?
YaKuroo: You probably think Kuroo and Yaku are the true Nekoma parents. And you’re right
YakuLev: I haven’t seen people ship it for any reason in specific, they’re just vibing. And honestly? Good for them
TsukiYachi: You think Tsukishima being soft to Yachi that one time was the sweetest thing. Also you’re into some dramatic irony, since Yams- Yeah.
YamaYama: You came because their ship name is funny, but before you knew it you were shipping it genuinely and HOW DID YOU GET THERE?
DaiKuroo: You really, really, really like buff guys
SakuKage: You… Are my little brother
KogaGoshi: they’re two flavors of being excited so obviously they should kiss
Kindaichi x Kunimi: You think quiet support is the best kind of support, your type is the “Those Two Guys” Trope or you think the deepest, most romantic conversations have happened in front of a sink
AoHina: Why are people so mean to Aone? Is it because he doesn’t have eyebrows? Aone is BABY and he is SUPER CUTE hear me out!!!
UshiTen: Your fav dynamic is Absolutely Apeshit Character x Super Calm Character who doesn’t mind them wanting to unskin a Furby to make a weird Furby Frankenstein. Hell, even finds it endearing
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