ominous omen girl: 2 years, 7 months, 2 days.
me: Yea thats prolly nothing
ominous omen girl: Its definitely something. and really bad.
me: Nah probably i dont need to ever worey about that like ever
ominous omen girl: You should really start worrying about it now because its really bad
me: Nahhhhhh sounds fine. Yeaaaaaap. Sounds finw. Hey are you single
ominous omen girl: [threatened] I have a boyfriend and he lifts weights
me: [offended] You have a Boy friend? Seriously girl? Whats wrong with you... You should be yuri... You should be yuritastic
ominous omen girl: 2 years, 6 months, 2 days
me: Did you just take a month off
ominous omen girl: I can do that. It's allowed
me: W.T.F. This is Bull Shit


















