Consensual Cuddles & Wordgasms

Author that enjoys focusing on character development- and by character development, I mean lemons. (Some NSFW, lots of Yu-Gi-Oh!)

[shadowrealmfm]

Yugi: Can I take you to my therapy appointment next week?

Kaiba: Why?

Yugi: She thinks I'm making you up.

[millennium-shitpost]

ninety-nine tormented souls to avenge, ninety-nine tormented souls if one can't cross the duat, it dies a second death ninety-eight tormented souls to avenge

[kujakumai]

Within the cosmology and arc of divine fate in ygo dm Marik is the anti-Shadi. I can explain this

[kujakumai]

The plan, as evidenced by the prophecy, is that the tombkeepers exist to watch Atem's stuff for him until he gets back, so that when he gets back they can help him save the world

Implicitly it seems like there's supposed to be one specific guy, the tombkeeper heir by primogeniture, specifically in charge of handing him the items and showing him the memory hieroglyphs.

That's why the bloodline is so important, right? We just have to keep torturing children via scarification, and we have to make sure it's right kid, so that all's in order when Atem shows up to save the world.

Except the Tombkeepers divorced sometime in the past 3,000 years, splitting the items and their bloodline. Now there's the Shins and the Ishtars.

One of these guys is the actual preordained leader of the tombkeepers and "destined to help the pharaoh save the world guy" and one of them is an illegitimate tombkeeper antipope.

The guy the fates intended and the original heir is 100% Shadi. He has more items, he lives in the actual temple, he is literally Hasan/The Millennium Stone and is in fact essential to killing Zork

The Ishtars are basically completely ancillary to all of this and their only role in saving the world is to hand over the items they've been hoarding (which no one would have needed to do if their predecessors hadn't run off with them in the first place). Showing Atem the memory carvings doesn't even do anything because at the time he cannot read it.

Basically everything the Ishtar kids went through was completely pointless and cruel because the prophecy wasn't actually about them

Dadshtar's bloodline never mattered because he and afterwards Marik is an illegitimate tombkeeper antipope and the historic attempt to schism the tombkeepers and assert the Ishtar side as true heirs to the pharaoh's destiny and legacy was never recognized by the cosmic forces governing this universe

The prophecy was always about Shadi and even his death at the hands of Yami Bakura could not prevent this

They really should have just let that poor kid go outside like it didn't matter at all he doesn't have a destiny and never did he's literally nobody

[micheladee]

My gift to @thboswt for the @super-secret-conspiracy gift exchange! Anyone who's read my fics knows I love an au so I was excited to see the theme was au love. I had a lot of fun working on this saucy Valentine's deathshipping art for Swtbee.

I hope you like it!

[resuri-art]

"I can't believe you didn't even change the bandages once! I need you with a moving body, not a corpse that ran out of blood or that died from a stupid infection."

Here is my piece for @kamek on the @super-secret-conspiracy conspireshipping exchange! <3 I hope you like it!

Close up and initial sketch:

[lynkiedoodle]

What's your favorite death shipping headcanon currently

im so happy someone asked!

my personal fav is them being freakishly obsessive with each other and their mannerisms… and them being really bitey and touchy together

[shadowrealmfm]

Yami Bakura, introducing Ryou: This is my better half.

Ryou, introducing Yami Bakura: This is my bitter half.

[rocketbirdie]

RUN TO THE END OF THE MAZE

this is AFTER death-t btw. yugi is fully aware of this maniac's existence by this point. he's allowing this to happen

[superspecial-awesome]

Heres better quality versions of the last two images in my previous post why the fuck did tumblr obliterate them like that

[kaibacorpintern]

artfx jounouchi figurine price tag on kotobukiya is $5 more than artfx kaiba figurine... lmaoooo don't tell kaiba </3

[tumbleifs]

CRYING

[shadowrealmfm]

Yugi: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds?

Jonouchi: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you.

[shadowrealmfm]

Ryou, wearing the ring again: I have made the decision to trust you.

Yami Bakura: A horrible decision, really.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

Actually I think we should be drawing Thief King Bakura even shorter than he is in canon and writing him as even more socially inept than Ryou

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[shadowrealmfm]

Kaiba: I don't like your accusatory tone Anzu: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

[gedascrown5768]

Enjoy the soup made out of your dead villagers ( ´・∀・｀)

It even comes with a piece of paper that shows the millennium item that it was made for, isn't that fun ?(*≧∇≦)ﾉ📄

But seriously what the hell, Konami