SCP Site 34: Site Farros
SCP Site 34, Site Farros, sometimes derogatorily referred to as Site Eros, is an Ancillary SCP Site housing low-threat SCP subjects, known for its critical lack of funding or attention from the foundation as a whole and its all female staff. The SCPs housed within usually have a comical or lewd theming, sometimes both, and give their researchers no end of grief studying them.
Site Personnel:
Site Director Dr. Setsuna Makashi, an all-around gifted woman with a nasty penchant for laziness and apathy that landed her in this position in the first place. She is quite skilled at what she does but has an uncharacteristically carefree attitude for an SCP researchers, though she is also uncharacteristically empathetic for a Foundation researcher in return. It is rumored that several Containment Breaches at her previous sites traced back to her or presumed to be her doing got her demoted to running the circus that is Site Farros.
Testing Head: Dr. Michiru Oniwara, an apathetic and clinical woman, very good at doing things by the book. Despite her eccentricities she will always keep a straight face even when declaring the wildest results or asserting the boldest opinions. She has a rather extensive personal hobby of photography and will try to get other researchers to model scandalous outfits in her off-hours.
Security Head Captian Beth Vergo, head of Mobile Task Force: Stripes. A no-nonsense woman constantly perplexed by all the nonsense going on around her. Proficient with firearms and military strategy, she doesn't have much knowledge of or patience for more extensive reasoning behind various SCPs and likes to cut to the chase, leading to a 'shoot first, figure out why shooting isn't working later' policy.
Interview Head Dr. Retsu Matsumoto, technically the most socially proficient of the staff though that's not saying much. She tends to be sarcastic and nihilistic when it comes to social interactions but has a knack for getting the truth out of people. She's also the oldest of the head staff, being the age of [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][LOG TERMINATED].
Amnestics Head Dr. Shizuka Karakuri, a beautiful woman with a talent for making people forget things, cursed with an incredibly bad memory and ditzy personality of her own. She's incredibly cheerful and forthright, believing her position helps her relieve the pain of bad memories incurred by the Foundation and is always appreciative of people willing to look past her appearance and general klutziness to the sweetheart underneath.
Occult Expert Dr. Heximania Q. Magery (Assumed Name) a former associate of The Serpent's Hand offered amnesty and witness protection with the Foundation in exchange for her insight on all things occult. Her real name is classified due to fear of retaliation from The Serpent's Hand should they discover her and she was allowed a new name of her choosing. A rather quirky individual as expected of someone indulging in the mystic arts, she mostly conforms to Foundation protocols (sometimes obnoxiously to the letter and not a step more) but like the rest of the staff can be accused of not taking her job particularly seriously and seeing what she can get away with.
D-Class #239, a D-Class prisoner answering to the designation 239 or "Quinn" should the mood strike her. She has a somewhat elevated and privileged position over most D-Class personnel due to having a doctorate of her own and being brought in to consult on some SCP instances, being allowed standard clothing and outside food for good behavior. She works as a sort of liaison between Site Personnel and general D-Class population to keep the D-Classes placated and amicable to Foundation demands. She also has an eye for Captain Beth and has been known to flirt with her from time to time.
Ethics Committee Head: Currently Vacant
List of SCP Subjects Housed in Site Farros
