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@ladyserana
necromancy? u mean recycling
look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem
@ladyserana
I thought of you.
Exactly! Necromancy is highly practical. And it saves on funeral costs when it comes to cremations too. Just raise the corpse and let it collapse. You can even do it so the ash falls into an urn.
What do you do to occupy yourself when bored?
āIām never bored.
Iāve got people to manage, jobs to do, prey to hunt, pockets to pick, treasure to track, and a lover to keep happy. Iām too BUSY to be bored.ā
Ahem. A lover, Zuri? Singular? You might just have some spare time on your hands if youāre not careful.
āI beg your pardon, Madam. Last time we met I seem to recall being chased off by an angry version of Serana. So you can hardly complain when I donāt -
āā¦Is this another portal? Entirely? Youāre from a different world, arenāt you?ā
āMy, my, my, what a delightful turn of events.ā Purred
Ohā¦ Youāre a different Zuri. And thereās another Serana out there too? Interestingā¦
My own Serana and Zuri might have words to say if I sought out a portal though.
āSo introduce us,ā wicked, wide grin. āIām sure I can persuade myself to share.ā
Oh no you don't! I can barely handle one of you plus Sithia.
By the blood... there's other Sithias out there too?
Whimpers
A friend of mine discovered a spell to replace all the wooden armor models in your house with perfect replicas of Serana. I thought that was interesting.
ā¦very interesting indeed. Perfect replicas, eh?
Wait. Your friend has perfect replicas of Serana. I think Iām going to murder him or her. Serana might even do it for me if I tell herā¦
Get the spell first!!
Tempting, but if I do that, Serana might find out and kill ME. Or just withhold access to the real thing, and I think I might prefer death to that.
Hang onā¦ YOU have the spell?
MY Serana wasnāt nearly so dramatic about it.
Then perhaps I should be after I deal with the others involved in this travesty...
When is your birthday, please?
...itās not really my birthday, but it means more after all these years: 20th of Evening Star.
Oh, my. Seems you have a furry little problem on your hands. I hope you didn't actually destroy my spell tome.
You know perfectly well it canāt be destroyed!
(Sighs)
I suppose Iāll have to risk reading it to try to rectify thisĀ āfurry little problemā.
...I just hope I donāt end up turned into something in the process.
Magic anon! Ā¤POOFĀ¤ Sithia is now a bunny!
(one grumpy Dragonbunny hopping around)
(one angry vampire attempting to keep hold of a struggling Dragonbunny)
Change her back, damn it!
Yes, sheās cute as a little black rabbit with weirdly grey eyes, butā¦ how is she supposed to take on Alduin like that? Or anyone else, come to that. Even a measly hunter can catch a rabbit!
(Blinks)
āWhy are you tormenting that poor bunny? If youāre going to eat it at least be quick about it!ā
Eat it?! Iām trying to keep this not-really-a-rabbit safe! The only way I āeatā her is to feed from her in her rightful human body!
The only way Iām going to mention to anyone but Sithia anyway.
(Kaali looks briefly confused.)
āHuman?ā
(Looks from bunny to Serana to bunny.)
āā¦what kind of Daedra was it? Sheogorath?ā
No, not Sheogorath, unless heās got an alter ego named Gaunty.
Speaking of this Gaunty, I have a message from him or her to answer...
Magic anon! Ā¤POOFĀ¤ Sithia is now a bunny!
(one grumpy Dragonbunny hopping around)
(one angry vampire attempting to keep hold of a struggling Dragonbunny)
Change her back, damn it!
Yes, sheās cute as a little black rabbit with weirdly grey eyes, butā¦ how is she supposed to take on Alduin like that? Or anyone else, come to that. Even a measly hunter can catch a rabbit!
(Blinks)
āWhy are you tormenting that poor bunny? If youāre going to eat it at least be quick about it!ā
Eat it?! Iām trying to keep this not-really-a-rabbit safe! The only way I āeatā her is to feed from her in her rightful human body!
The only way Iām going to mention to anyone but Sithia anyway.
Magic anon! Ā¤POOFĀ¤ Sithia is now a bunny!
(one grumpy Dragonbunny hopping around)
(one angry vampire attempting to keep hold of a struggling Dragonbunny)
Change her back, damn it!
Yes, sheās cute as a little black rabbit with weirdly grey eyes, but... how is she supposed to take on Alduin like that? Or anyone else, come to that. Even a measly hunter can catch a rabbit!
F for Favorite Position!
āPinning my partnerās hands over their head and turning them inside out. Standing, laying down, diagonally, any way really.ā (Smirk.)
Howās that work with your Serana? Sheās taller and stronger, isnāt she?
āShall I demonstrate?ā (Rather vulpine grin.)
ā¦Iām not as tall as Serana.
āI can lift you to the appropriate height, never fear. It would not even be difficult.ā (Amused) āBut I was referring to demonstrating with Seranaā¦ā
Were you indeed. Does your Serana know that, or did you mean me?
E for Experience
āIām more than sixty years old, feed more than twice a week, and prefer the flavor of lust added to my meals. Quite a bit.ā (slow, sly smile)
You like your meals spicy too?
Granted Sithia has now spoiled me for anyone else, even at their spiciest.
Over sixty? So youngā¦
āWell, hello there.ā (Eyes flare as she quickly glances up and down.)Ā āI wasnāt aware that these letters could cross DIMENSIONS. FASCINATING.ā (Glances over at her Serana, glances back. Smiles.)
Oi! You have your own. Hands off!
ā¦Unless you want to share?
āDefine āshareā. You certainly have my attentionā¦ā (Low purr.)
āSerana? Come and take a look at what I just foundā¦ No, forget the alchemy station for now. Believe me, youāll thank me later.ā
Three vampires and one mortal... this could end badly. I think I need to be sure of my other selfās control before any sharing goes on. And of yours, Zuri, although if two of me can be trusted... we could easily handle you.
No, Sithia. I didnāt meanĀ āhandleā like that. Not yet, anyway.
E for Experience
āIām more than sixty years old, feed more than twice a week, and prefer the flavor of lust added to my meals. Quite a bit.ā (slow, sly smile)
You like your meals spicy too?
Granted Sithia has now spoiled me for anyone else, even at their spiciest.
Over sixty? So young...
*note on a tome on Sithia's pillow* "I see my portraits are less than pleasing for you, so here is something to cheer you on a rainy day." *Tome is a fresh copy of the change-form spell*
That was you?! I donāt dare use it now. Although itās so very temptingā¦
To fly as a dragon againā¦
Oh no, you donāt!
You must be some kind of Daedra, risking Sithia ending the world before Alduin can.
I hope youāre happy, Seranaās confiscated that tome.
ā¦I wonder what would happen if she used it? Not that sheād be stupid enough to try. Still, I canāt help but wonder if it would change her into a dragon, and what sort of dragon sheād beā¦
Try it and find out.
While Iāll admit to being curious... Iām not stupid.
Not that stupid, anyway. I also donāt have Sithiaās compulsion to read everything.
*note on a tome on Sithia's pillow* "I see my portraits are less than pleasing for you, so here is something to cheer you on a rainy day." *Tome is a fresh copy of the change-form spell*
That was you?! I donāt dare use it now. Although itās so very temptingā¦
To fly as a dragon againā¦
Oh no, you donāt!
You must be some kind of Daedra, risking Sithia ending the world before Alduin can.
How bout this: imagine yourself in a room or cell filled with Seranas. What is your reaction? Serana, same question for you but with Sithias instead of yourself.
*drooling Dragonborn*
ā¦
Is this room or cell safe? How can I keep more than one Sithia safe?!
*worried vampire*
Hmph. Not exactly the most flattering depiction of me. I suppose I should be thankful itās not accurate down to the droolā¦
Iād also like to know how this Gaunty saw this.
Iād have to disagree when it comes to the depiction of Sithia. Sheās cute when she blushes.
When it comes to the one of me, however... A nervous sweat is not my best look.
But if this Gaunty is some kind of Daedra, that would explain how she or he saw this.
Magic Anon again! Uh. Fix it. Right. Hang on! **flips through spell tome** Wait. No. That's for spiders. Tryyyy.... THIS! **Cynthia is now a dragon** SWEET BREATH OF ARKAY. o_O **flees**
Ahh, much better!
Anon, the only reason you have to try to flee from me is if this change isnāt permanent.
You have no idea how long Iāve wanted the body of a dragon as well as the blood and soul of one. Now I can fly! I can Shout whenever I want! I canā¦
Oh wait. There may be some downsides to this after all.
Serana, get that spell tome and turn me into something less dangerous than a dragon before itās too late.
I want to burn the world, and I can.
I can fix this...
*picks up spell tome, flips through it*
Iām going as fast as I can, I canāt turn you into just anything!
Donāt fly away, land, damn you!
Another dragon, thatās all we need.
Oh, wait, theyāve landed. Still fighting, no surprises there.
Sheās killed it. Also no surprise.
Got it!
*Sithia is herself again*
Definitely herself and not just human with that dragon soul flowing into her. I didnāt break the Dragonborn.
But if I see that Anon again...
Magic Anon! Either Cynthia or Serana is now a cat!
Meow?
Hisssss!
*bolts*
Damn it, Anon! You just turned the Dragonborn into a cat. She canāt defeat Alduin like this, so I hope youāre happy that you may have doomed us all.
If I canāt turn her back, youād better be able to.
But first I need to catch her. Here, Sithia, come here. Nice kittyā¦
Hisss!
*claws*
*runs*
Ow!
Sheās really a cat. She's objecting just as violently to me as other creatures do. Animals donāt like vampires. Unlike other animals, I canāt enthral her.
Damn you, Anon.
Fix this!
Please. Once sheās herself again, Iāll make sure she doesnāt kill you.
But if you donāt turn her back, Iāll find you, and Iāll make you do it.
Magic Anon! Either Cynthia or Serana is now a cat!
Meow?
Hisssss!
*bolts*
Damn it, Anon! You just turned the Dragonborn into a cat. She canāt defeat Alduin like this, so I hope youāre happy that you may have doomed us all.
If I canāt turn her back, youād better be able to.
But first I need to catch her. Here, Sithia, come here. Nice kitty...
