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in fact u know what like specifically for a starter from bradley who rakes the shag carpet at his parents house

#need 2 delve into my complex colbert family hcs but essentially all u need to know is his dad is jeff goldblum.#* call.

im here just to say: its loving brad colbert hours

#big king!#out.#tbd.

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#im hudson like wow this may be the coolest person ive ever seen #and hes right!#* IMG: jenette vasquez.#queue.

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Birdy (1984)

#invented having a spine!#* IMG: birdy.

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matthew modine in birdy (1984)

#* IMG: birdy.#yeah hes here now. what are u looking at

🎰 henlo

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flynn and hoosier... hoosier would see flynn getting bullied by snafu and be like aw poor guy but only on the inside and from a distance, he would not share his blanket with him but he might give him half of his rations if they ever were eating near each other

angela and lieb... this would be incredibly darksided in a good way, lieb would gossip with her and complain abt his terrible bf at all hours

emily and birdy... honestly would be really sweet, birdy would come visit the diner all the time and literally only just to talk to her about birds and whatnot until he realised it was rude not to buy anything and then he would buy something AND talk to her about birds

dex and tim... (AGAIN, gutterson) wld be fun!! tim would make endless references to ghost adventures while resolutely not believing that ghosts exist, he just watches a lot of tv in his spare time, whenever he gets a wackjob at work who believes in ghosts or aliens or chemtrails or anything else tim doesn’t believe in he texts dex to tell him

gwen and vasquez... vasquez would come to every single one of her shows she would be hooting and hollering in the audience every time and they would meet at the bar afterwards and vasquez would try to pick her up by flexing

#* ANS.#fosilized

🎰do one for here 2 bcs im a child

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specs and doc bryan... doc bryan heals specs’s ghost hunting wounds and resolutely NEVER believes any of the stories specs tells him about that red guy

aubrey and dyta... PRIMAL. ABSOLUTELY VALID AND CORRECT. THANK YOU

barry and hawkeye... oh...oh freddie...oh you KNOW it...you absolutely know this would go terribly but also be very right and good and i dont need to explain myself

kyle reese and chef... kyle is one of his hornier moods and sees chef making sauce...need i say any more!

ford and tim... (again, gutterson) now this is what i call valid! this is what i call tim and his never ending crushes cowboys! this is what i call tim x cowboys ONLY! this is what i call tim seeing a man in a cowboy hat and being in love!

#* ANS.#ribleyscotch

🎰

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adam and tim... (gutterson, there are 3 tims on this blog) honestly this is extremely valid, they would start out as work colleagues because tim is like shoved on prisoner transport because he said something about his boner in a meeting. they get along pretty well and aren’t particularly close and don’t really know much about each other but that’s not important because tim loves fwb things and not acknowledging anything, this got way less fun than i intended it to be

hana and wints... wints would be very disapproving sigh at her but would want to dad her because that’s his most powerful instinct

mary whitney and brad... like WHAT is this but also i respect it, i think she would remind him a bit of ray actually and he’d just be like cool i trust you and im not telling you why... brad ferrying mary and grace out of the country yelling LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO

theo crain and vasquez... like...yeah...both angry lesbians...i mean...Yeah

bunny and web... bunny would see web, get in a car and run him over

#* ANS.#why do all of webs appearances here end in his death #rekant

🎰 h ello

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leckie and web... the THOUGHT of this occurring is honestly sending me into an absolute tailspin i am FREAKING out the imagery of it? the 2 most dramatic characters from their respective shows...i feel like they would probably HATE each other on SUCH a primal level but for the same reasons like “oh he’s so fake intellectual... thinks he’s so smart... ugh” LITERALLY the image of them even talking to each other is blocked from my brain

evelyn and brad... i actually really like this i feel like brad would have a lot of respect for her and really enjoy her company because she’s like...chill and he’s surrounded by idiots on all sides

walt and hawkeye... the most important aspect of this is that hawkeye would basically unintentionally adopt hawkeye as his son and constantly take him aside and cast his arm out and give him important life lessons which boiled down to Drink Martinis And Ignore Bad Things Until They Go Away

lena and chef... utterly bizarre in every way, chef would try and fail to flirt and then demand to make her sauce to try and sway her and when that doesn’t work he’ll just put a leaf back on his head and be embarrassed about it until he dies

#* ANS.#im still shaken by leckie and web even looking at each other #oenomaled

🎰 :P

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birdy and chuckler... i feel like they wld be friends at first largely because chuckler is too nice to bully birdy and birdy would tell him about the various birds he can see and chuckler would be genuinely interested in these little bird facts, anyway i love them now

web and hicks... this is kind of darksided i feel like hicks would just stab web after five minutes? but at the same time is that darksided or is it what web deserves

brad and doc roe... so WHAT if i put doc roe on this list even tho hes on a separate blog, sue me! anyway this would be very good and sexy because brad is an idiot. who needs someone to tell him so

dyta and fanny... THIS REALLY CAME UP AT RANDOM EVEN THO WE’VE ALREADY TALKED ABT IT...RANDOM DOT ORG KNEW! ugh its mind! anyway dyta likes to play things off as not being as Real as they are so she would definitely love to make probably slightly rude jokes about fannys whole family sitch but also be like.......in love with her so

leckie and luz... this is really from hell and i dont want it to happen because im afraid that leckie might die?

#* ANS.#sackrats