Comprehensive Guide to FE3H Shitpost/RP Community, Weed Houses
This post is made to help people keep track of all things related to our community and to help onlookers find other participants.
>Prime Weed Houses Timeline<
Professors @hannemanshash only one to get his work done on time.
@manuelasmartini Leader of the bimbo squad.
@claudescannabis dancer, rekindled a romantic relationship with @dimitrisdope.
@raphaelsreefer benchlifts trucks. In a romantic relationship with @deduesdope
@lorenzslsd Toe Loving Pyromaniac. Ruins holidays.
@ignatzincense Closet Furry. Ask about his commissions.
@hildashigh boss as bitch. Give her your stuff. In a relationship with @mariannejane
@mariannejane Don’t touch her cookies.
@lysithealag Actually sober. Probably shouldn’t be.
@leonieslye Ask her about her Ducktales facts. Writer of Fodlan’s top single.
Professor @belethsbong everyone’s favorite. Sided with Edelgard and is the true protagonist.
@edelgardedgelord House Dancer, blares music 24/7 to piss off @falconineferdinand
@linhardtsleaf gets bullied a lot. Probably deserves it.
@casparscabbage Actually Sober, just insane
@dorotheasdoobie Based, has her shit together.
@bernadettablaze Wants to be left alone with her video games. Wishes @soberalois was her dad.
@hubertshemp We think he eats people.
@falconineferdinand & @ferdinandsflake (No one knows which is native to this timeline, no one cares to figure out)
Professor @bylethsbong, twink. Broke Claude, Dimitri, and Edelgarde’s artifacts before getting kicked out of Smash.
@dimitrisdope rekindled a romantic relationship with @claudescannabis. Refuses to bathe.
@deduesdope hates all Ingrids of the multiverse. Is in a romantic relationship with @raphaelsreefer
@sylvainsschwag Definitely not thicc, fucked a turkey that one time.
@annettesalcohol Was lead singer of a failed pop-group composed of @leonieslye and @mercedessmota. Has a love for fire.
@asheshash Recovered from freak turkey accident.
@ingridsinhalants Do not inquire, she does not know these people.
@petrasplant recruited by @bylethsbong
@felixsfairydust Denies romantic feelings for anyone. Thinks @annettesalcohol‘s music is dope.
@mercedessmota wholesome. Makes brownies for the sad.
@cyrilscush Can’t actually read this.
@gatekeepersgrass Chill dude. Got bank with royalties.
@aloissangeldust the best Alois. Adopted @babydedue
@shamirsschweed held responsible for both Alois’ shit. Secretly wants people to die.
@jeritzasjoint Lover of beans. He’s DEFINITELY NOT @deathknightsdab
@setethssmoke in a romantic relationship with @rodriguesreefer Actually cares about keeping the monastery intact. Keeps deducting @soberalois’ pay.
@jeraltsjoint ghost that for some reason is unable to move on. Member of the bimbo squad.
@sitrissmack Angry at husband for being a shit dad, loves her children dearly.
@rheasroot Done with everyone’s shit. Hiding in Smash.
@rodriguesreefer in a relationship with @setethssmoke, taking care of @lilbabyfelix
@nemesissnubs Has recovered pretty much every Heroes’ relic. Too high to take over the world and just chooses to be a dick to everyone.
@judithsjane ignores @claudescannabis and enjoys the sadness it brings him.
@darkmerchantsdank Allegedly Sober. Over shares.
@annasamphetamines. Cracks down on non-unionized merchants. The only one able to explain things.
@kronyascrystals yet to be killed. Yet already has. Probably responsible for the timelines being screwed.
@teacupstobacco gained sentience from being crafted with a crest.
>Alternate Timelines Same Universe<
@soberalois Ruins highs, probably is high himself. Thinks @teacupstobacco is the protagonist.
@jakesjoints Unoriginal, sells siege weapons to kids. Don’t ask him about Anna.
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