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[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettyartist]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how,did I think he just looked,like that

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[fuckyeah2000s]

[mac-the-knife]

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

[libraryoftheancients]

Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[moorcock-deactivated20210717]

[liber-legis]

[tennantbutt]

[theyarnlesbian]

I think everyone should take some time to fall in love with themselves. like, find out how you like to be loved, what you truly love to do, your favorite scents, your favorite song, your favorite food, your least favorite foods, your pet peeves, your bad habits, your good qualities, and everything you never thought you needed to discover. get to know yourself, and then fall in love with yourself

[colawrites]

“WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.”

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author (via almost-always-eventually-right)

[notkatniss]

pull up to the gay function and people are just dressed like this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life is an STD. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Living is not a fucking disease

[fuck-it-i-wont-respond]

Yet, it is one of the causes of every disease.

[bathtub-bastard]

Isn’t the aliveness of viruses actually a hot debate topic?

[mpreg-official]

[emoji-mashup-bot]

😏 smirk + 🥺 pleading

From Twitter

[succubuscock]

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

Sauron

[weaver-z]

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

[weaver-z]

My Immortal I’m so sorry my dumb bitch ass forgot to list you as canon oh my god

[mangamaga]

The vast stained glass window in this original bathroom overlooks the inner courtyard and bathes the room in natural light

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

The lighting just released endorphins in my brain

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[portentous-offerings]

I literally thought i was looking at kath and kim

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[bruisepoking-archive]

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*