[BUT THEN WHERE IS THE REAL ME, AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE?]
— Serial Experiments Lain, 1998
"Heyo, name's Cosmo! Cosmo Eiris, Vagrant of the Realm and Surfer of Digital Tides!"
" Because I was bored and like, half the school is on here, I opted to make an account. Thanks for having me, everyone!"
This is an RP account for my 'Bully: Scholarship Edition' self-insert, Cosmo Eiris.
This blog controlled by me, @eiriscosmo! I missed roleplaying, so I made this blog after getting inspired by a couple of Bully RP'ers!
This blog occasionally switches between English and Filipino because I, Mod Cosmo and my self insert by proxy, am Filipino!
Cosmo tends to get sassy online, but she's more tamer IRL (on campus). She won't be too mean though, I can promise that much.
"What do I like to do? Hmm, well, I like to journal, watch anime, movies, explore abandoned areas, do some spell work and jam out!- Oh, oh! Watch me perform at the local livehouse in town!"
She meets Jimmy around Chapter 2, and gains a crush on him gradually. They get together at the end of the game.
She's Bisexual Grayromantic.
She leans more into the punk style, but she might dabble in Gyaru or Scene every now and then.
Most people know her by name, she's pretty polite, but doesn't actively hang with anyone except the greasers and occasionally the nerds.
The greasers think she's a bit of an oddball, rambling about 'the fourth wall' and how there must be a realm beyond theirs watching them as if this universe was a TV show... But at the same time they don't mind her company.
She got along with Johnny first, seeing him as something akin to an older brother figure. Lola next, as Lola noted how much of a hopeless romantic Cosmo is, and deciding that Cosmo shouldn't be such a 'chaser'. They have a sister dynamic too.
Cosmo doesn't quite like hanging with the nerds, mainly due to Earnest. She finds him weird due to the Mandy situation. The only person she hangs with from that clique is Beatrice, but she doesn't mind the others as much.
She gets along well with the townies, mainly due to them liking her covers at the pub. It's also due to the fact that Cosmo's family likes to share food in the neighborhood sometimes.
She gets along well with Zoe, sometimes doing her spells and stuff at her place since her family is against witchcraft.
Hangs out with Petey from time to time. Steers clear from Gary.
Age Regressor, but very quiet about it because she rarely indulges in that habit.
No matter how much of a bitch a fellow female student is, Cosmo is fundamentally a girls girl. She will dislike girls that are mean and will do her best to stand up to them, but she doesn't get malicious with her insults nor will she turn down a girl in need of help.
For the most part however, Cosmo is usually left to her own devices. She can be mainly found in the girls dorms or sleeping in random, secluded areas of the school.
THIS BLOG IS A SET SHIP WITH JIMMY AND IS MENTIONED FREQUENTLY, BUT DOUBLES CAN INTERACT!!!
BOUNDARIES/DNI LIST:
Mod Cosmo is 17, BULLY!Cosmo is 14. Suggestive asks are fine but no outright NSFW asks.
Jimmy yume doubles feel free to interact :DD
Please make your tone clear with me! Sometimes I find it hard to tell tones. You can just specify in the tags or in parentheses if need be :))
I'm a student and my timezone is GMT+8 so I won't always be active, as much as I wanna be (╯︵╰,)
DNI: PRO-SHIPPERS, DARKSHIPPER'S, ENDO SYSTEMS, TRANS-SYSTEMS, HOMOPHOBIC/RACIST/ABLEIST/SEXIST, ANTI-AGERE, NSFW BLOGS, ANTI-MAGIC USERS WHATEVER! I don't fw that. Please keep that stuff off my blog.
Lastly, this blog is just for fun :)) maybe here and there I'll add a touch of realism by incorporating my actual witchy stuff in my posts!!!! And anything said about Cosmo's worldview as a chunibyo are actually beliefs I do hold myself as I see myself as one too.
Tags!
#(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ come out and play! —> asks!
#( ◜‿◝ )♡ i want you bad... —> about Jimmy! (I'm very annoying about my f/o's so if most of my posts or asks are about him MY BAD)
#( ╹‿╹ ) i said it before- i'll say it again! —> reblogs!
#└|ϋ|┐♪♩ hit 'em right between the eyes! —> general posts!
#(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ chances thrown! —> ooc mod cosmo posts!
ACKKKKK!!!! IM GEEKING THE FUCKKK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!
SCORE ONE FOR COSMO? SCORE ONE FOR COSMO!!!!!!
Of course I don't really mind if this goes nowhere, he's not obligated to reciprocate such affections from me, just hanging with him for prom is enough...
...UUUUWWAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDD @lo-lombardi @riotgrrrlzoe ATE LO ATE ZOE HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IM NOT A CHICKEN WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
LITERALLY ALL I DID WAS WALK UP BEHIND HIM AND HANDED HIM FLOWERS AND POPPED THE QUESTION!!!! I stuttered a lot and it took so much in me to hype myself up, but I MANAGED IN THE END!!! ACKKK!!!!
Hello everyone!!! If we could please get the good news out! I’d like to let everyone know that…..
I GOT US A DECENT PROM AND A DECENT VENUE!!!
So prom tickets are free just bring your school id! And your best outfit!!
And especially, everyone enjoy yourselves when the time comes!
I’m still working on making school lunches better. Since Edna won’t quit I’ve just resorted to bringing some free food to school for students who NEED it.
And that’s all the school announcements for now! I’m your class president and everyone have a beautiful day!
ACKKKKK!!!! IM GEEKING THE FUCKKK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!
SCORE ONE FOR COSMO? SCORE ONE FOR COSMO!!!!!!
Of course I don't really mind if this goes nowhere, he's not obligated to reciprocate such affections from me, just hanging with him for prom is enough...
...UUUUWWAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDD @lo-lombardi @riotgrrrlzoe ATE LO ATE ZOE HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IM NOT A CHICKEN WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
"Ah.. err.. hey there, Jimmy!" You hear a voice come in from behind you. Turning around, you're face to face with this girl, Cosmo. You've interacted with her very minimally, but you share a lot of your classes with her. More often than not, you catch her sleeping in secluded spots around campus, or foraging for random junk, though sometimes she rides with Johnny's crew. The geeks refer to her as a chūnibyo, the rest call her delusional. She's decent with the greasers and townies, however, from the looks of it.
"Gosh, this is embarassing, um..." Cosmo looks down, digging the tip of her shoe into the asphalt staircase, making a gentle scratching sound.
She sucks in a breath, before presenting him with a boquet of sunflowers. "Would you like to go to prom with me?— TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU SAY NO THOUGH! No hard feelings." She reassured him gently.
— @sixerelixir
mod cosmo: hi!!! Hello!! This is my self insert :)) on my page if you check one of the dedicated tags, it'll show some rants or interactions she's had with Jimmy. She has a crush on Jimmy eheh. I've been wanting to interact with your blog for a bit now, just haven't had the time or ideas come to mind! More info about her in her intro :DD
(I'm a jimmy yumeshipper, but a sharing one dw!)
Jimmy takes the bouquet looking at it surprised, it wasn't a gift he was used to getting and definitely something he hadn't expected to get from Cosmo, but surprisingly, it made him smile slightly
Wow uh sorry i didn't expect that but yeah I guessed I'll go to prom with you
And uhm.. thanks for the flowers you didn't have to do that but thanks
OCC:
Hii I love your Oc! Thank you so much for interacting and sorry for the late response. I've been busy, I hope you like my response and thank you for the ask!!! 😀
I LOVE my darling little pendulum <33 Earlier in class the door moved on its own. Some suspected a ghost but I asked my pendulum and it said no! And it wasn't the wind doing that, I swear by it! Plus, ghosts are more likely to haunt quieter, darker places... Or third floor girls bathrooms!
This is my pendulum! It's actually a spell vial inside a holder I commissioned someone to crochet! I found out rather late though that you can actually just use a ring and a chain as a pendulum, but at the same time this looks more whimsical :DD
Hi Ate Lola! It's me, Cosmo! How're you doing? What about Kuya Johnny? You're looking gorgeous as always <333
Anyway so um I need romance advice... For a friend that is!
So she kinda likes that one guy, the new kid... Let's call him J.H. for now.
Thing is, she doesn't really know how to approach him. She checked up on him once when he was absent from afternoon classes and another time he took a picture of her nails for her at her request and just watched as she did her own nails and Petey's nails, but other than that she mostly just stares at the back of his head when his back is turned.
She doesn't quite know how to approach men considering she's been bullied by most men when she was younger, also she has different interests than most people and usually people dismiss it as childish.
I really— My friend REALLY wants to talk to Jim— J.H., she just doesn't know how to go about it. Her friends advise her that women don't chase, but I wanna hear your opinion ate :))
Thanks for reading!!!
— @sixerelixir
Mod note: ate and kuya means big sis and big bro, Cosmo calls Lola and Johnny that because she respects them
I sent this again actually because I think there was an error with my initial ask so if you see double of the same ask my bad!
Lola's cunning smile tugs at one side as soon as she heard J.H. Even the mere mention of the 'new kid' got bells ringing, but it'd be written all over little Cosmo's face if it were any more options. Always up there in the clouds, that one. She grinned brightly, laughing under her breath as she circled her way to Cosmo.
Well, i have no idea who this J.H could be, but i'm sure that whoever he is he's guy with looots of love to give. I'm sure she's perfectly lovely, and whatever could be more worth than that? Pft. Taking to a man ain't chasing. Whoever is your little friend, she's picking advice from the wroong place.
Tell her to go try, or she's going to get driven CRAZY! I know what i'm telling you, keepin' it in when you're thinking about anybody ain't no good.
Tell her to come tell me what happened, when she's done;
Oh, and will that girl come do my nails later, too?
Ooc speaking!
Don't worry, it came in normally! If you'd like to talk to me about their dynamic a bit more so i can mold to it, know i'd be very happy. Cosmo is adorable, and your blog is so cool! I truly love your aesthetic. Thank you for this ask. 💖
Cosmo nods along with what Lola was saying, pulling out her vintage, leather-bound journal to jot down a few things.
"Got it... I'll totally update you on that, thanks Ate Lola!" She grins widely, adjusting her monocle as she hugs her. "And I'll totally come do your nails sometime, just need to restock!"
Cosmo nudges her cheek against the other, then runs out of the area, not realizing she's outed herself.
I can, and I will put every single one of you in detention. We have enough prefects to fill each classroom. If you’re really bothered make a petition and a 3 paged essay.
Tsk tsk, didn't even bother to uncrinkle the pubmat before taking the pic. 'd say that's the real sloppy here, but whatever floats yer boat doc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CLOTHES ARE CLOTHES!!! STYLE IT HOWEVER THE HELL Y'ALL WANT!!! LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THIS SHIT!!!
I, personally will be attempting to deck the fuck out of my uniform thank you very much (≧▽≦)
edit: also, y'all didn't even bother to uncrinkle the paper when taking that pic? Damn, for a prefect priding 'emself on perfection, you sure are kinda lazy for that.
WHY THE PATCH IN YOUR EYE? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO BE COOL OR SOMETHING?
@deathgar666
Not at all, my friend! You see, the patch behind my eye holds back something very intense, much too intense for just anyone to deal with, like its own Pandora's Box; tis' the Eye of Ultimate Ennui and Endless Despair. And it's my burden alone to carry, as the vagrant of this realm. I aspire to assist in taking away some of the burdens of this world...
You spot a girl outside of the Harrington House, awkwardly looking at a trash can with a whole ass CRT TV inside of it, not quite fitting. She bears an eyepatch and a monocle. More often than not you usually see her around campus asleep on random benches or journalling... or even talking to a wall...
You step out, and she looks up at you, slightly startled as she steps back.
"Oh, uh-! Shit, which one are you again- Hey there, doc! Say, you wouldn't happen to be using this little number, eh?" What was this plebs name again? Astro? Cosmo?
"I'd be happy to take it off your hands! I collect junk sometimes, and this is way too good to pass up." You normally see her around the greasers or the townies, if not alone or with that Kowalski kid.
mod cosmo: HIII!!! this is my self insert... i've been wanting to interact with this blog for a bit now, just didn't know what to say.....
The girl outside staring at the trashcan certainly caught his attention. Who was that? One of the many nobodies in the school, that he couldn’t possibly bother to remember the name of.. Though, it seemed everybody was a nobody to Derby.. He scoffed. Poor people certainly love garbage, he thought.
“What are you doing? You shouldn’t be around here, you know,”
Derby crossed his arms. This guy was clearly such a jerk, maybe the last prep you’d want to come across. The way he held himself it wasn’t hard to tell how much of a stuck up brat he’d be. He raised a brow.
“You collect junk. Hm. What a life.” Derby snickered, looking at the trashed tv. One of his boys probably threw it out, for whatever reason.. He didn’t see any use in keeping it.
“Take it. Do the janitor’s job, that’s a promising future career for people like you,” he joked. The way he acted made it terribly clear how he thought about himself - better than everyone else. He shoved her lightly toward the trashcan. “Go on, then.”
OOC- HIII! YAY! im so glad to be getting more people interacting :DD i hope derby isn’t too much of a jerk lol </3 he needs to stop bullying strangers - also here’s the tag :) @sixerelixir
mod cosmo: YIPPEE YIPPEE YAAYYYY DW I KNOW WHAT IM GETTING INTO TALKING WITH THIS POMPOUS LOSER /silly he's so funny HAHAHAH
Fun fact: when I wrote that ask I GENUINELY forgot Derby's name and mistook him for Bif. He looks more like a Bif than Bif but maybe I'm just thinking of Back to the Future...
Cosmo grunted at the slight shove, miffed at the action. "Putang— alright, alright, I'm going!" She huffed.
Stretching her arms, she wraps them around the broken TV and heaves it out with all her might— however it falls to the ground with a loud thud as she pulls it out, dragging her down with it.
"Ghh... I don't wanna be here for any longer than you'd like to see me, so why don't'cha do us both a favor and lend me one'a those pushy-thingies, eh... Bif? Or uhhh... Norton? No no- something else..." Did this girl just get his name wrong?
Derby stood there, watching her struggle to carry off the heavy TV. Watching it fall and take her down with it was hilarious. He grinned, constaining his laughter.
“Keep going, I think you almost had it. Perhaps your hand just slipped a little,” he nodded, egging her on to keep trying just so he could see her humiliate herself further. “I’m not sure we have anything that could help- What? Bif?”
“Norton?”
He looked at her like she was stupid. “Do you seriously not know me? Everyone knows me! You’ve got to be an idiot to not know the name Derby Harrington,” he spoke like he loved the sound of his own name..
"Right, right, my bad." She sighed in exasperation, going to the other side of the TV. "Newsflash, I'm not a phonebook."
Cosmo begins to push it with a huff, "Well, thanks for the junk and for being ROYALLY unhelpful, Der-by. How kind of you." She sassed with a grin, mispronouncing his name on purpose.
WHY THE PATCH IN YOUR EYE? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO BE COOL OR SOMETHING?
@deathgar666
Not at all, my friend! You see, the patch behind my eye holds back something very intense, much too intense for just anyone to deal with, like its own Pandora's Box; tis' the Eye of Ultimate Ennui and Endless Despair. And it's my burden alone to carry, as the vagrant of this realm. I aspire to assist in taking away some of the burdens of this world...
You spot a girl outside of the Harrington House, awkwardly looking at a trash can with a whole ass CRT TV inside of it, not quite fitting. She bears an eyepatch and a monocle. More often than not you usually see her around campus asleep on random benches or journalling... or even talking to a wall...
You step out, and she looks up at you, slightly startled as she steps back.
"Oh, uh-! Shit, which one are you again- Hey there, doc! Say, you wouldn't happen to be using this little number, eh?" What was this plebs name again? Astro? Cosmo?
"I'd be happy to take it off your hands! I collect junk sometimes, and this is way too good to pass up." You normally see her around the greasers or the townies, if not alone or with that Kowalski kid.
mod cosmo: HIII!!! this is my self insert... i've been wanting to interact with this blog for a bit now, just didn't know what to say.....
The girl outside staring at the trashcan certainly caught his attention. Who was that? One of the many nobodies in the school, that he couldn’t possibly bother to remember the name of.. Though, it seemed everybody was a nobody to Derby.. He scoffed. Poor people certainly love garbage, he thought.
“What are you doing? You shouldn’t be around here, you know,”
Derby crossed his arms. This guy was clearly such a jerk, maybe the last prep you’d want to come across. The way he held himself it wasn’t hard to tell how much of a stuck up brat he’d be. He raised a brow.
“You collect junk. Hm. What a life.” Derby snickered, looking at the trashed tv. One of his boys probably threw it out, for whatever reason.. He didn’t see any use in keeping it.
“Take it. Do the janitor’s job, that’s a promising future career for people like you,” he joked. The way he acted made it terribly clear how he thought about himself - better than everyone else. He shoved her lightly toward the trashcan. “Go on, then.”
OOC- HIII! YAY! im so glad to be getting more people interacting :DD i hope derby isn’t too much of a jerk lol </3 he needs to stop bullying strangers - also here’s the tag :) @sixerelixir
mod cosmo: YIPPEE YIPPEE YAAYYYY DW I KNOW WHAT IM GETTING INTO TALKING WITH THIS POMPOUS LOSER /silly he's so funny HAHAHAH
Fun fact: when I wrote that ask I GENUINELY forgot Derby's name and mistook him for Bif. He looks more like a Bif than Bif but maybe I'm just thinking of Back to the Future...
Cosmo grunted at the slight shove, miffed at the action. "Putang— alright, alright, I'm going!" She huffed.
Stretching her arms, she wraps them around the broken TV and heaves it out with all her might— however it falls to the ground with a loud thud as she pulls it out, dragging her down with it.
"Ghh... I don't wanna be here for any longer than you'd like to see me, so why don't'cha do us both a favor and lend me one'a those pushy-thingies, eh... Bif? Or uhhh... Norton? No no- something else..." Did this girl just get his name wrong?
