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@sixfingerpines
Cupid had been searching for me!
Due to my own foolishness, what was meant to be a weekend trip in the woods, quickly turned into a longer stay than I had initially planned—Luckily, Cupid somehow managed to bring me home.
I’ve been quite buried in my work since I’ve been home..But, I’ve been told to check-in more often per Cupids request—People are beginning to speculate that I’m dead, again.
(More below..)
sixer are you pregnant....
- love @matchmakerbillcipher
No!
I don’t—believe I am?
you won the pregnancy poll btw
I was in one?
Happy birthday, ford :)
Thank you!
DR PINES. MUUUSHSHROOMM..........
- @xthisratsinlovex
Show me.
it made my mouth all tingly haha
i didn't get a picture but it was blue with sparkly white spots
Quit eating random mushrooms!!
DR PINES. MUUUSHSHROOMM..........
- @xthisratsinlovex
Show me.
hello there, citizens of the internet!!
my name's Vernon, I work at the mystery shack! I figured I'd make a blog too seeing as everyone else has! I'm not going to be that active here since i don't have that much free time..
IN MY DEFENSE. IT WAS PURPLE AND SHINY.
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That’s a horrible defense!
hows vernon doing
He’s doing alright.
Currently on bed-rest after eating a mushroom that he “thought looked cool,” not recognizing it was incredibly poisonous.
did you or did you not. engage in coitus. with that triangle.
I’m not answering this.
YES IT IS
It is NOT.
we want to know
It’s not important!
WE'LL ASK CUPID THEN!!
Why does it even matter to you? !
Did you engage in intercourse
That is none of your business!
they wanted to know if you two boinked
If we what?
Please, just use your words.
explode
:-(
sooooo how was the date? did you guys freak it?
I don’t know what that means. Don’t ask me that.
To answer your other question, Cupid had us running around almost all night! He was adamant on it being ‘The Perfect Date’..I believe he did a spectacular job.
