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Herne™ 🥐 | 30 | Author | Artist | They/Them | Sad Clown Cat 🪶 The Humble House of Crimposting 🪶

[yharnamesque]

🪶 The Humble House of Crimposting 🪶

Herne™ 🥐 | 30 | Author | Artist | They/Them | Sad Clown Cat

OC and self-insert posts galore

Crim (self-insert) and Gingertonk (their omnipresent orange cat) are the stars of the show here, this is their house

18+ stuff of various natures inside

inflicting violence on my creations is my favourite pastime

we abide by "don't come into my house and tell me how to rearrange my furniture"

you're allowed to leave whenever you want, regardless of if it's just a quick visit or you've been here long term! it's okay, promise!!!

Eternal Brain Rot™: Bloodborne

current brain rot: Jujutsu Kaisen

DIRECTORY:

herne talks - general chitchat nonsense

herne draws - crypt of an art tag

herne writes - written snippets and WIPs

crimposting - self-insert shenanigans, subcategorised with "[media] incarnation"

gingertonk activities - Crim's beautiful idiot orange son

Lore Masterpost - various video game writings and theories

Archive Of Our Own - finished works

Bluesky - other ramblings; I don't use it much, but it's there!

[yharnamesque]

Turns out being unenthused with the usual media types I engage with can be a good thing because I've actually touched a book in the past few weeks and made a small dent in my unread manga pile. I (finally) finished up the GSC arcs of Pokemon Adventures and it's probably gonna be a toss up between Death Note or Witch Hat Atelier next

[yharnamesque]

I have decided to go with Witch Hat Atelier, and oh no

It's only the first volume and they've already turned him into a canonically sopping wet meow meow

I knew I was in danger the second I saw him on the back cover

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[dollbandcry]

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

[hazelestelle]

I congratulate myself for finishing a fic, I go to post it, and then, the insurmountable hurdle:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also there’s something very beautiful about watching in progress fics grow. shout out to in progress fics <3

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[noemiglacier]

「The Stelliferous Era.」

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To dearest Melo @emberizidaemelo ⭐

[belimah]

夏油「急いでもいいけどケガしないようにね、私の大事なお姫さまたち！」 art by トダ

[deervsheadlights]

look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh

[deervsheadlights]

#i know this post is supposed to have a sexual connotation but imo they're getting weirder than that#rocky lets grace observe his entire digestive process with an adapted x-ray machine#they make some slapdash endoscopy equipment so rocky can look down grace's esophagus and stomach#grace lets rocky pull a tooth for study because he's fascinated by the human body producing something that's similarly sturdy#to himself (also he wants to have it professionally embedded into his carapace as soon as they get to erid but shhhh)#rocky chips off pieces from his own mantle (his deformed legs are already brittler than the rest of him so it's not like it's hard)#also for “study” but is internally debating himself on how to ask grace if he's ever considered subdermal piercings#grace gives himself multiple surgicial lacerations so rocky can get a better view of his sinew and muscle#and document the (from his mostly inorganic perspective) insane restorative ability of human skin#maybe grace even lets some of them get infected on purpose so he can show off his immune system#anyways that being said#rocky is not a biologist and probably doesn't know the exact chemical make-up of his internal tissue.#so they're definitely shoving a heat protected spectrometer up his cloaca

no no @ecobanshee youre right on the money. its definitely also about all of that.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time

[sealssometimes]

Leopard seals are my favorite seals they are way bigger than you realize and are basically just dinosaurs have yoh seen those guys

Thats a dinoqsuaer

[captain-price-returns]

[transmechanicus]

Revealing the ignorance of my youth here, but who is this and what is she known for?

[boybeetles]

Anita Sarkeesian, feminist who interpreted media under a feminist lens. She did a series about video games and she was the subject of targeted harassment. That was the start of gamergate

[flurrin]

Minor correction, the start of gamergate was based around a different reporter, Zoe Quinn, but they were both absolutely violently threatened over their involvement in video game criticism and development. A hate campaign was started by Quinn's ex-boyfriend when he wrote a post falsely accusing them of dating video game journalists in order to receive positive reviews on their own game, Depression Quest, which led other bad actors to accuse all women in the industry (Zoe identified as female at the time) of perceived sexual immorality. Anita Sarkeesian's brilliant Youtube series Tropes vs Women in Video Games (which everyone should watch, right now) sparked a particular nerve for criticizing popular games of killing and/or victimizing any important female character (there is a CHILLING bit that borders on ludicrous where she describes the plots of a seemingly endless parades of games as "In [title], [male player character's] wife dies, and you then have to rescue [his] daughter."). That series did actually make a huge change in the industry, especially when touted by progressive legacy developers like Tim Schafer (Monkey Island, Psychonauts), who went on to expand hiring in his company to front women and minority voices, but the shift didn't really show for a long time and echoes of the sexism that plagues the industry at its core are still rampant.

[crazy-pages]

In all seriousness, if you live in the US and you aren't familiar with the misogynistic harassment these people in the game industry faced during Gamergate, you need to watch this series right now.

This was the beggining of the current form of the US fascist movement and it underpins the entire thing about it to this day. If you live in the US and Gamergate isn't familiar to you, you're missing critical history to understanding US fascism. I'm not joking even a little bit here, you will understand modern United States fascism so much better if you are familiar with Gamergate.

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell

[snailpass]

gnarp gnarp

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[littlevandalist]