[babyloveparkner]

her weird, wonderful brother

five times emma keener learns something new about her brother, and one time she realizes that he's still the same harley she grew up with.

1. he’s gay

When Emma shoulders her overnight bag and starts the walk home, Gillian’s house only a couple streets away from her own, she’s in a good mood. She has good friends, she got to watch a movie she’s been hoping to watch, and Harley promised to show her how to set up her new laptop in a way that makes it so their mom can’t track what she’s doing and give her the links to the websites he uses to watch all the movies and shows that their mom refuses to buy.

But when she gets home, Harley isn’t there, and neither is their mom.

Emma comes to a stop at the top of the stairs and listens to the vacant nothingness of their house with a furrow to her brow and a small frown pulling on her lips. It’s pretty rare for Harley not to be home when it isn’t a school day. Emma may not have many friends, but as far back as she can remember, Harley hasn’t had a single one. He’s always at home, on his laptop, tinkering around in the garage, taking things apart and putting them back together for fun. “I’m learning,” he always tells her, whenever she pushes open his door and asks what he’s doing. If she wants to know more, he’ll spin his laptop around to show her whatever it is that’s on the screen and explain what he’s working on.

It’s always something complicated, which Emma finds funny because her brother, in contrast, is fairly simple. Harley is kind, and warm, and comforting. He finds stupid things funny and always goes quiet when their mom is in the room. Whenever Emma gets scolded for being too loud or too harsh or too much, Harley always sneaks to her room and tells her, “You’re perfect just the way you are, Em.”

He says it heavily. He says it sadly. Emma always wants to ask him why he sounds like that when he talks, but she never gains the courage.

And now Harley isn’t here, and Emma… Emma can feel that something is wrong.

read chapter one here. dedicated to @emmedoesntdomath

[jezifster2]

Sssex Prompts

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Skin: kissing somewhere below the neck

Sneak: slipping away in public for a quickie

Sight: using a blindfold/covering the other's eyes

Song: dancing but it gets sexy

Speak: one of them is being very vocal

Steal: stealing heated glances when they want each other but have to wait

Sigh: the moments after climax

Sleepy: morning/just woke up sex

Scene: watching a movie/reading/etc, struggling to focus on it

Slick: shower/bath/swimming sex

Stars: outside at night sex

Sizzle: heat; hot sun, wax play, doing it to warm up, etc.

Stuck: restraints, being tied down, tied together, stuck somewhere together, etc.

Silk: dressed up fancy and formal

Snide: feisty or snarky sex

Sick: one of them is injured/sick/etc, soothing/caretaking sex

Salvation: going into/coming out of a dangerous situation

Separate: one or both of them engaging in solo activities while thinking about the other

Scramble: rushing to take clothes/gear off, ripping them even

Stationary: one of them makes the other hold still

Supply: breathing, breathplay, one tells the other to take deep breaths, etc.

Switch: they trade roles, positions, power dynamics, etc.

Signal: they come up with a safe word/signal

Strange: one of them suggests or introduces a new kink

Soft: really romantic love making

Silent: they have to be really quiet/hold the moan

Spent: exhausted by an especially energetic session

Stand: standing sex

Sit: sitting sex

Sorry: make-up sex

Silly: can't-stop-laughing sex

Self: role-playing sex, dressing up optional

Scar: kissing/caressing each other's scars

Shy: one of them is shy about something, either physical or emotional

Sob: one of them starts crying

[babyloveparkner]

opened the notes on my phone to pull up something i wrote down for work, got distracted with something right as i clicked on the app and didn’t realize that the last note i had open was a draft for the next smutty parkner one shot i was working on. had the note open the whole conversation without realizing it. had to not react once i saw it. no one mentioned it so i think no one saw any of the words on the note but i still am absolutely mortified that they might have. rip.

[ogdoadfates]

Sultry Prompt list

Cause why not? First time writing a prompt list thats going in this kind of direction. Feel free to use these for anything!

A Kiss to the thigh

Person A wearing a more revealing outfit than they'd usually wear.

"Do you trust me?" "Should I?" (in a flirty way obviously)

Hand(s) on the others leg(s).

Person A trying on a new outfit for Person B.

Almost caught.

Sneaking around.

First time seeing the other in their swimwear.

Person A helping Person B into their outfit.

Person A helping Person B out of their outfit.

"You know, no one would believe me if I told them how much of a tease you are."

"You like it?" "No, I love it."

"You are constantly finding new ways to surprise me."

A kiss to the neck.

"If you go out like that, everyone will know."

"That was lovely."

"You little devil."

"Well, that was close."

A kiss to the lower back.

"And what are you going to do about it?"

"I can think of a few things."

"What are you waiting for?"

[babyloveparkner]

Hi thompsborn I only just realised this account is you too and my mind is blown djskjcdufjsjsjdh /lh

So what I've learned today is you have fics that have ruined me under not one but two writing names lmaooooo

i find this SO funny because like, i originally made babyloveparkner to post explicit fics separately because my mentally ill ass was like “people will judge me they can’t know i write smut omg” and then i was in a few parkner discord servers where i told them i was both thompsborn and babyloveparkner and i told spaceoddy and i realized i was like “im making big deal out of nothing but its too late to NOT have a second account” so like

originally it was literally like a secret second identity but i swear even since 2021 i havent been actively trying to hide the fact that i am indeed the same person pfkfkf but i guess a lot of people who have read fics from both accounts havent realized still and like ?? sorry oops my bad i find this v amusing tho lmao

[chaosisorderao3]

Lmaooo I also joined the Parkner fandom in like. April or May I think? And so maybe because I haven't seen you on servers I'm on I just missed the memo lolol

But anyway the fics are incredible (the approval system series is what made me realise that smut I can actually find interesting exists heh) (I also sobbed about the poem at the end of primers multiple times)

[babyloveparkner]

PFKFK AAA oh my god no the fact that i am literally trying to finish part four in the approval system series Right Now is insane actually. like. literally rereading what i have so far in order to try and finish it this weekend. including this bit that i am currently very much obsessed with for some reason:

also y’all if there are any current parkner servers i do not know of im down to join them, im literally so bad at being active in discord servers (including the writeblr server that i MADE) but i still love being in them so like

👉👈

[nachtwaechterin]

Join the parkner pals! Discord Server!

a fun and safe space for folks who are fans of parkner (peter parker x harley keener)! | 391 members

[babyloveparkner]

HOLY SHIT PARKNER PALS IS STILL ACTIVE?? i was in that server FOREVER ago but left it (honestly dont remember why?? i think it was a mental health thing and at the time i was super inactive anyway and was just like fuck it and left) but omg i!! am rejoining absolutely. assuming that’s the same one i used to be in but either way CLICKING NOW

[babyloveparkner]

Hi thompsborn I only just realised this account is you too and my mind is blown djskjcdufjsjsjdh /lh

So what I've learned today is you have fics that have ruined me under not one but two writing names lmaooooo

i find this SO funny because like, i originally made babyloveparkner to post explicit fics separately because my mentally ill ass was like “people will judge me they can’t know i write smut omg” and then i was in a few parkner discord servers where i told them i was both thompsborn and babyloveparkner and i told spaceoddy and i realized i was like “im making big deal out of nothing but its too late to NOT have a second account” so like

originally it was literally like a secret second identity but i swear even since 2021 i havent been actively trying to hide the fact that i am indeed the same person pfkfkf but i guess a lot of people who have read fics from both accounts havent realized still and like ?? sorry oops my bad i find this v amusing tho lmao

[chaosisorderao3]

Lmaooo I also joined the Parkner fandom in like. April or May I think? And so maybe because I haven't seen you on servers I'm on I just missed the memo lolol

But anyway the fics are incredible (the approval system series is what made me realise that smut I can actually find interesting exists heh) (I also sobbed about the poem at the end of primers multiple times)

[babyloveparkner]

PFKFK AAA oh my god no the fact that i am literally trying to finish part four in the approval system series Right Now is insane actually. like. literally rereading what i have so far in order to try and finish it this weekend. including this bit that i am currently very much obsessed with for some reason:

also y’all if there are any current parkner servers i do not know of im down to join them, im literally so bad at being active in discord servers (including the writeblr server that i MADE) but i still love being in them so like

👉👈

[babyloveparkner]

Hi thompsborn I only just realised this account is you too and my mind is blown djskjcdufjsjsjdh /lh

So what I've learned today is you have fics that have ruined me under not one but two writing names lmaooooo

i find this SO funny because like, i originally made babyloveparkner to post explicit fics separately because my mentally ill ass was like “people will judge me they can’t know i write smut omg” and then i was in a few parkner discord servers where i told them i was both thompsborn and babyloveparkner and i told spaceoddy and i realized i was like “im making big deal out of nothing but its too late to NOT have a second account” so like

originally it was literally like a secret second identity but i swear even since 2021 i havent been actively trying to hide the fact that i am indeed the same person pfkfkf but i guess a lot of people who have read fics from both accounts havent realized still and like ?? sorry oops my bad i find this v amusing tho lmao

[babyloveparkner]

just hit 4k words for the first chapter of the primer sequel and i love it a lot but honestly the thing i love most about it so far is the oc’s i made to be emma’s best friends. gillian is iconic and has incredible parents and caleb is the sweetest little baby queer (he does not know this yet but he’s bi) to ever exist.

[babyloveparkner]

i have to leave for work in like 30 minutes but i’m already almost to 5k words and wanna keep writing );

[babyloveparkner]

managed to get past 6k words but i have to leave literally now or else i’ll be late BUT the ball is rolling and it is rolling FAST so the first chapter could very easily be posted this weekend! honestly i might finish writing it tonight after work and then edit it tomorrow and have it up by sunday if i keep writing this as quickly as i have been so far today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we shall see!!

[babyloveparkner]

not sober already but i AM home and writing more and also was able to add a couple paragraphs while at work so !!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[babyloveparkner]

just hit 4k words for the first chapter of the primer sequel and i love it a lot but honestly the thing i love most about it so far is the oc’s i made to be emma’s best friends. gillian is iconic and has incredible parents and caleb is the sweetest little baby queer (he does not know this yet but he’s bi) to ever exist.

[babyloveparkner]

i have to leave for work in like 30 minutes but i’m already almost to 5k words and wanna keep writing );

[babyloveparkner]

managed to get past 6k words but i have to leave literally now or else i’ll be late BUT the ball is rolling and it is rolling FAST so the first chapter could very easily be posted this weekend! honestly i might finish writing it tonight after work and then edit it tomorrow and have it up by sunday if i keep writing this as quickly as i have been so far today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we shall see!!

[babyloveparkner]

just hit 4k words for the first chapter of the primer sequel and i love it a lot but honestly the thing i love most about it so far is the oc’s i made to be emma’s best friends. gillian is iconic and has incredible parents and caleb is the sweetest little baby queer (he does not know this yet but he’s bi) to ever exist.

[babyloveparkner]

i have to leave for work in like 30 minutes but i’m already almost to 5k words and wanna keep writing );

[babyloveparkner]

gives me primer verse vibes btw

[babyloveparkner]

just hit 4k words for the first chapter of the primer sequel and i love it a lot but honestly the thing i love most about it so far is the oc’s i made to be emma’s best friends. gillian is iconic and has incredible parents and caleb is the sweetest little baby queer (he does not know this yet but he’s bi) to ever exist.

[babyloveparkner]

her weird, wonderful brother

a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.

5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.

he’s gay

he has a boyfriend named peter

he goes to college in new york

he reads and writes poetry

he worries a lot

and, of course:

when he loves, it’s with everything he has

ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.

first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.

[babyloveparkner]

LMAO WOW okay cool. gotta use this account more.

noted 👍

[babyloveparkner]

realized while plotting out the sequel that i never explicitly stated harley’s birthday in primer and had to scour through drafts and notes only to realize i chose the same birthday as tbaf harley, which is june 23. hey yall remember summer child by conan gray??

anyway—

[babyloveparkner]

since i’m remembering that this side blog exists, i have a question to ask. y’all know a primer for the small weird loves ?? angsty ass harley centric fic that i wrote in 2020? well i might write a second part to it. or maybe a few extra parts, because i have a few ideas.

which one would you want first?

harley’s sisters pov of them reconnecting after she turns eighteen and moves out

primer!verse parkner wedding ??????? maybe????? like. a Future Fic.

Voting ended onOct 14, 2023

i can’t edit the poll but alternatively just thought: make harley’s sister pov a 5+1 type of fic that also includes her attending a primer!verse parkner wedding?

[babyloveparkner]

LMAO ok its literally exactly 50/50 right now so i mean there’s 3 days left on the poll but i think the combining them idea is gonna be what i do

time to get to plotting 🫡

[babyloveparkner]

and on this weeks episode of “am i capable of writing smut that doesn’t include snark and super soft shit that makes me feel incredibly lonely while i write it?”

“God,” Peter rasps.

“Just me,” Harley says—definitely not the first time he’s made that exact joke during a time like this, and for god damn sure will not be the last. Peter raises his head with a glare, but there’s an exasperated fondness in his eyes.

“You’re not funny,” Peter tells him.

Harley grins, lopsided and cheeky and also maybe definitely for sure head over heels. “You love me,” he teases.

Peter rolls his eyes. “Yeah,” he says anyway, like it’s an irrefutable fact.

nope! still snarky and also making me feel lonely 👍