Ryuk

Hi! My name is Ryuk 💕 He/It Japanese 🇯🇵 I enjoy murder 🔪 and Mario Kart 🇮🇹

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

Ask away

Hey 💀 My name is Ryuk and I am a 400,000 year old God of Death. Shinigami. Light is helping me set up this "blog". 🍎 You can send me things, apparently

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

shinigami have nationalities??

Not really anymore, but do we each have a different written language.

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so what inspired the banner

It was a very amusing moment. I'm still not entirely sure what Light's gunning for in the end.

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

sigma sigma ryuk sigma ryuk sigma ryuk

I didn't know you humans figured out ways to take photos of Shinigami! Light will be pleased, hyuk hyuk

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I'm curious: Since Shinigami are banned from all sexual acts, were they allowed that at some point?

It's not that we're banned from them, we just don't roll that way. We're sorta like apple seeds.

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can we PLEASE fuck 🙏 pinky swear i have apples for you

I don't got genitals, human, but you're free to try. Be warned, there's a good chance ya'll just phase through.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Looms over you

You can sleep in my room. Granted, it is a shed, but I'm so lonely now that Light won't play Mario Kart with me.

@sixhundredandsixtysixapples

*sigh* you know what? Fine. Fine. I'll sleep in the shed with the fucking nine foot death god why not

As long as imagay isn't there

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I only have two feet. No, Light can't seen me anymore.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Thank god, his voice makes me wanna rip my skin off. I'm probably just gonna get high and go to sleep, you got bed?

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Aren't you gonna play Mario Kart with me? Nah, I don't have any need. I don't sleep when I'm in the human world and not possessing Light. I got people to prank.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Not even like, a couch or a chair? I'm not sleeping on the floor without a pillow and blanket. And I'll play but it won't be sober

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

That's fine, more fun that way. I figured your ex-husband would have you sleep on the floor more often. Mafia guy, right?

[matt-jeevas-official]

He's not my ex we just got in a fight, and I sleep on the floor because I want to

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

What, humans stay together after fights?

[matt-jeevas-official]

Looms over you

You can sleep in my room. Granted, it is a shed, but I'm so lonely now that Light won't play Mario Kart with me.

@sixhundredandsixtysixapples

*sigh* you know what? Fine. Fine. I'll sleep in the shed with the fucking nine foot death god why not

As long as imagay isn't there

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

I only have two feet. No, Light can't seen me anymore.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Thank god, his voice makes me wanna rip my skin off. I'm probably just gonna get high and go to sleep, you got bed?

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

Aren't you gonna play Mario Kart with me? Nah, I don't have any need. I don't sleep when I'm in the human world and not possessing Light. I got people to prank.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Not even like, a couch or a chair? I'm not sleeping on the floor without a pillow and blanket. And I'll play but it won't be sober

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

That's fine, more fun that way. I figured your ex-husband would have you sleep on the floor more often. Mafia guy, right?

[matt-jeevas-official]

Looms over you

You can sleep in my room. Granted, it is a shed, but I'm so lonely now that Light won't play Mario Kart with me.

@sixhundredandsixtysixapples

*sigh* you know what? Fine. Fine. I'll sleep in the shed with the fucking nine foot death god why not

As long as imagay isn't there

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

I only have two feet. No, Light can't seen me anymore.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Thank god, his voice makes me wanna rip my skin off. I'm probably just gonna get high and go to sleep, you got bed?

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

Aren't you gonna play Mario Kart with me? Nah, I don't have any need. I don't sleep when I'm in the human world and not possessing Light. I got people to prank.

[matt-jeevas-official]

Looms over you

You can sleep in my room. Granted, it is a shed, but I'm so lonely now that Light won't play Mario Kart with me.

@sixhundredandsixtysixapples

*sigh* you know what? Fine. Fine. I'll sleep in the shed with the fucking nine foot death god why not

As long as imagay isn't there

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

I only have two feet. No, Light can't seen me anymore.

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

*gives him a little kiss on the forehead and pats his cheek approvingly, wiping some dirt off his face like a mother*

Oh... Haha, hello. I'm Ryuk.

[sixhundredandsixtysixapples]

I have leftover apple pie from Thanksgiving, want some?

Hyuk. Yeah.

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*feeds you an apple treat like a horse*

Huh, that's pretty good.

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Did you know that you're pretty?

Ha, I haven't heard that before. But I appreciate it.

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Shinigamis taste like rust and sand.

What's your favorite type of apple, Ryuk?

-👾

Interesting. I should probably be concerned about how you know that, haha.

Gala

Fuji

Honeycrisp

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I wanna bite you

Hyuk. I don't know if I'd taste that good, even if I let you.

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do u have a favorite bug? If you do, which one is it?

Caterpillars, unless they destroy apples.