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[everythingfox]

Thirsty boy

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[everythingfox]

Venus fly trap

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Derpy cat

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[whatsdifferentincanada]

[sirfrogsworth]

Today I learned that Keanu Reeves developed a "mag flip" technique for reloading a gun that is now being adopted by competition shooters and actual soldiers.

Basically he just kinda twists the gun hard enough that the magazine flies out on its own so he can put a new one in faster.

I just thought it was crazy that an actor developed a viable combat technique.

[thefrogman]

The director of John Wick confirmed that Keanu came up with this independently and a popular firearms YouTuber said he saw competition shooters and military friends practicing this. So I would say this is accurate with a medium level of confidence.

[everythingfox]

Mission impawssible

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[whatshouldwecallchronicillness]

When they want to schedule an early appointment...

[sandersstudies]

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

[sandersstudies]

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

[sandersstudies]

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

[sandersstudies]

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

[thehobbem]

Hopping in to add: this also works for teens and adults when they're learning a new language.

I taught English as foreign language to adults for around 15 years. With beginners, once I was sure they knew the basic vocabulary (table, chair, desk, wall, floor, ceiling, door, window, pen, pencil, eraser, lights), I would go around the room like:

Me [pointing at the wall]: it's a table.

Adults: Noooo, it's a wall!

Me [looking confused, pointing more vehemently at the wall]: Table!

Adults: NOOOOO, wall!!!

Like, I had literal company executives, who went to class in full suits, giggling like school children with what has to be the silliest game ever.

We're all children when we're learning a new language XD.

[rudjedet]

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

[wine-dark-sea]

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

[teaboot]

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

[ophilosoraptoro]

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

[rudjedet]

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

[interstellar-lamb-deactivated20]

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

[everythingfox]

“Excuse me human in case you forgot the treats are right here.”

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[nadiaerre]

[just-shower-thoughts]

String cheese tastes better the thinner you peel it.

[loadingartist]

rat race

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The cutest owl

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