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Reddit refugee. Enjoyer of metal, linguistics, shitposts, and not knowing how to use tumblr. 22, he/him

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

[deathwarlock]

fleshlight alarm clock you have to fuck and bust into to turn off

[catchymemes]

[sizeable-nuts]

Absolutely furious that I've just been given good advice by a tiktok.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[epilepticsaints]

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[neenarchive]

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

[phroge777]

fuck it separate post because apparently you can't put videos in a reblog(???)

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[fuckyeahneopia]

[sizeable-nuts]

this girl i work with was going on about how shes embarrassed to have people meet her new boyfriend "because of how short he is" and i met him today hes 5'10 im gonna lose my marbles

[cali]

i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

[memewhore]

[kingscrown666]

Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

[sizeable-nuts]

who wanna come with me to ask the person responsible for making tumblr live a 7 day silence rather than a toggle what the fuck they were thinking and then kill them whatever they say

[bathroomcube]

this i may come off as harsh or callous but can people on tiktok stop making neonatal kittens go viral when they have such a slim chance of survival. like tatertot was cute and all but like i dont think that whole ordeal was worth all the tears in the end because people really fucking got their hopes up for that guy. and now im seeing several different accounts posting the tiniest most terminally ill kittens ive ever seen and all the comments are like "IF THIS ENDS UP LIKE TATERTOT IM KILLING MYSELF". correct me if im wrong, i dont think this is healthy.