Cannot Lie

Can't deny

[skadadjokes]

Life is too short to not say Simpsons quotes as you climax during sex with your SO

[thequantumranger]

Happy Belated 25th Anniversary to the Original PlayStation!

Released on December 3, 1994 in Japan.

[skadadjokes]

I am the littlest spoon cause my wife loves my big white boi butt

[skadadjokes]

My wife is twerking to Cocteau Twins

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[skadadjokes]

Pull my G-String as I walk away

Undone (The Thong Song)

[skadadjokes]

Pull my G-String as I walk away

Undone (The Thong Song)

[skadadjokes]

If you're are feeling undesirable or ugly, just remember that your shower gets turned on when you get undressed in front of it

[skadadjokes]

[skadadjokes]

Okay but like, libertarians always talk about how currency is funny money and has been since we went off the gold standard. My question is: Why was gold valuable in the first place??? I get it's value now, it's great for electronics, etc... But why the hell was it used as currency in the first place??? Other than shiny/pretty

[skadadjokes]

[skadadjokes]

Hey, oh

Sheets of empty canvas

Untouched sheets of clay

Were laid spread out before me

As her body once did

All five horizons

Revolved around her soul

As the earth to the sun

Now the air I tasted and breathed

Has taken a turn

Oh and all I taught her was everything

Oh I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hands

Chafe beneath the clouds

Of what was everything

Oh the pictures have

All been washed in black

Tattooed everything

I take a walk outside

I'm surrounded by

Some kids at play

I can feel their laughter

So why do I sear

Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin

Round my head

I'm spinning

Oh, I'm spinning

How quick the sun can, drop away

[bballinspiration]

All four angles of one of the GREATEST playoff game winners we’ve EVER seen!

[thenbashowtime]

Easily the defining moment of the Season (so far).

Cold-Blooded!

[queensofrap]

Love it, @adslibitum .

[skadadjokes]

It's 2019 and "Irish" people who have never even been to Ireland are unironically celebrating a colonizer

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[strongwood1804]

It’s fine people

[negusofficial]

Lol I sure do need it