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Life is too short to not say Simpsons quotes as you climax during sex with your SO
Happy Belated 25th Anniversary to the Original PlayStation!
Released on December 3, 1994 in Japan.
I am the littlest spoon cause my wife loves my big white boi butt
My wife is twerking to Cocteau Twins
past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
delete this
Pull my G-String as I walk away
Undone (The Thong Song)
Pull my G-String as I walk away
Undone (The Thong Song)
If you're are feeling undesirable or ugly, just remember that your shower gets turned on when you get undressed in front of it
Okay but like, libertarians always talk about how currency is funny money and has been since we went off the gold standard. My question is: Why was gold valuable in the first place??? I get it's value now, it's great for electronics, etc... But why the hell was it used as currency in the first place??? Other than shiny/pretty
Hey, oh
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
Oh and all I taught her was everything
Oh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by
Some kids at play
I can feel their laughter
So why do I sear
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin
Round my head
I'm spinning
Oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away
All four angles of one of the GREATEST playoff game winners we’ve EVER seen!
Easily the defining moment of the Season (so far).
Cold-Blooded!
Love it, @adslibitum .
It's 2019 and "Irish" people who have never even been to Ireland are unironically celebrating a colonizer
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
It’s fine people
Lol I sure do need it