Skakerman

Fallout | Street Fighter | Various Animes | etc

[publicdomainreview]

Scene from A Midsummer Night’s Dream (ca. 1850) by Edwin Landseer.

See our collection of art inspired by Shakespeare’s plays, including works by William Blake, Henry Fuseli + George Cruikshank: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/shakespeare-in-art

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[zekedms]

If i could give two pieces of advice to my younger folks it's this: 30 is not as old as you think. You're a full adult but you still have more in common with people in their early 20s than you think. As you get older you'll find more distance, but as long as you keep an open mind and develop a mindset of "i don't understand and that's okay" you'll find companionship from 20 to 70.

Second is that when you start playing Katamari Damacy you should use the original controls if physically able. I know it's weird but the game was designed with the two stick system back on the ps2 and it allows for a remarkable amount of control. Go check out some OG record runs to see how effective it really is.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[aubiesquire]

I'll make sure you're lonely no longer.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Happy Ides of March.

Remember when Caesar died and the Republic was not restored?

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I think bread is a super underrated invention. I am very grateful to the ancestors for bread. I bet it was a lot of work to figure it out and everything.

Everyone's always like, "The wheel! Masonry!" But what about fucking bread, you know? 15,000 years old and arguably better than ever.

[skakerman]

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[kcggggg]

Another Free Taste of the daily sketchbook comics I’ve been doing over at my patreon.

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[escuerzoresucitado]

[skakerman]

In the tone of an old world curse

"May the manga you just picked up never be finished!"

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 5.26: The Presidents Coming! The Presidents Coming!

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i think what makes tumblr great now is that nobody gives a shit? Like, there is NOTHING to be gained from being on here except the pure joy of making stuff for people and with people?

If you're on twitter or threads or reddit, and you say, "Oh, I had a terrible experience with Delta Airlines. They canceled my flight and then booked me into a hotel room with a stranger," and you tag Delta, there's a chance Delta Airlines itself will come and apologize. Maybe even give you some SkyMiles or something.

But if you complain about a terrible airline experience on tumblr, all you can hope for is that someone might come along and write slash fiction about two guys who get booked into the same hotel room by Delta Airlines.

You can't gain social capital by being here. Nobody knows who you even ARE because your user name is, like, some randomly generated phrase or else an obscure reference to hockey sex books.

I'm not saying it's perfect, of course. It's a super toxic hellsite that eats the ashes of its former self to survive. But it beats twitter any day, and not only because twitter is owned by a raving mad white supremacist fuckchild.