@sarahskizzle

it's 2015 and i still can't think of a good description

[yourmajestyyy]

[misterclaremontdiaz]

yourmajestyyy:

Mood:

[micdotcom]

Watch: Samantha Bee gives Jimmy Fallon and NBC the treatment they deserve over Trump

[four-toed-creed]

Conference Room Board: Meeting Themes

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Bey: I’m gonna smash one of your cameras

MTV: Mrs. Carter, are you sure you want t-

Bey: I’m GOING to smash one of your cameras

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[emigration]

LMAOOOOO

[skandypantz]

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

[adulthoodisokay]

[weirdnessisgood]

[thekingdomofdong]

what if god was one of us

[chrollotheestallion]

have u ever had your opinion of someone change so fast you were disgusted you liked them ever at all

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

BRUH

[majortvjunkie]

[pizza-omelette]

Get a new phone my ass.

[abysswatchers420]

i feel like im living in a bizzaro 90s dream world and i love it

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[memewhore]