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 lucille/chicago | after 10 years im still here...

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[chicks]

[kosmogrl]

[goldensunset]

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

[kosmogrl]

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[bestiarum]

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

[bestiarum]

isnt this beautiful

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[isawken]

step on the fucking banana peel

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[kosmogrl]

[sailermoon]

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[itisnotthesea]

he’s right

[shivvroys]

*kendall roy voice* what we really needs is uh, a fucking—femininomenon

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