fucking ironic shit

its really strange, eh

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Sydney: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Victor, looking off into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked.

Sydney:

Victor:

Mitch: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

hell yeah

quarantine has only enabled me to sleep the recommended 8 hours a day that my doctor says that i need to survive.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pointing at someone with one hand is rude. Pointing at someone with two hands makes it cool and widely accepted.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

But pointing with three is a commonly accepted sign of surrender

[grimbalaya]

Pointing with 4 hands is commonly known to be a mark of vengeance, or a symbol of love, depending on how much they flail.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

Pointing with 5 hands is more rare than the previous four, but is the most important. It is the willing sacrifice of your first born in exchange for your life.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

What video games has taught us...

Minecraft: You have unlimited resources! Use them all!

FNAF: SAVE THE GOD DAMN POWER

Undertale: Don't fight! Spare everyone! Killing isn't the answer!

Yandere Simulator: KILL EVERYONE FOR SENPAI!!! DEATH IS THE ONLY ANSWER!

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

When the Boris is just right-

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

me: can i please die now?

god: fuck no you piece of sin you have to suffer longer

me:oh ok cool thanks man.

god: oi man, yw

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

raccoons are a fetish it you’re a piece of trash

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pointing at someone with one hand is rude. Pointing at someone with two hands makes it cool and widely accepted.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

But pointing with three is a commonly accepted sign of surrender

[frogbot-ai-deactivated20221002]

A field of trees is no longer a field.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

yeah but if you burn them down it is

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

people always ask for your pronouns but never ask for your verbs.

[skelescenetheinternallydying]

[during Halloween]

Percy: Annabeth, we need more candy.

Annabeth: But there's only been like four kids, Percy.

Percy: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

[indigonite]

Anon told me about the Mermaid Parade in Coney Island and they’re totally right, Percy would definitely want to participate 100%. And dress up while he’s at it. And drag Jason because someone needs to carry him around.

[cookiesketches]

Bit of technical problem but here :)

[thefostersseries]

When you try to function without coffee..

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[staff]

Is there anything new to say?

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[ask-dare-cartoony-bendy]

Ye they are cute with them!

Bendy… happy up!

@aidangreys