now with food!

IM SORRY YOU FELL FOR A DEEZ JOKE I SHOULD SAID bophides

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Turning back to hard core on this tumblr cause I need friends

Thank god

Now teach me how to cut bread

Jesus Christ

Not only did I manage to cut this wrong, but I also cut myself in the process

Fuck

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Turning back to hard core on this tumblr cause I need friends

Thank god

Now teach me how to cut bread

Jesus Christ

laurieathardees

I saw God in a Sonic Drive Thru

That was the manager

Me, a dumbass? More likely then you think.

*Waves at you*

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”

“Daddy?”

“Uh…”

“Uhh..”

“Wow Mich.”

Michael looked sheepish “I uh..” He started to blush as he got even more nervous.

“Stop kink-shaming me”

“Kink shaming? Bro I’m proud of you!”

“What? That’s unexpected..!” Michael seemed surprised.

"Yeah, it's great you're dating."

*Waves at you*

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”

“Daddy?”

“Uh…”

“Uhh..”

“Wow Mich.”

Michael looked sheepish “I uh..” He started to blush as he got even more nervous.

“Stop kink-shaming me”

"Kink shaming? Bro I'm proud of you!"

*Waves at you*

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”

“Daddy?”

“Uh…”

“Uhh..”

"Wow Mich."

*Waves at you*

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”