Honey, I'm backkkkkk - @certified-ass-eater
“It’s been 15 years, did you at least get the milk?”
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“Of course I did, why would I forget,” Beetlejuice said as he held up the milk. Where had BJ been the last 15 years, no one has a solid fucking clue. Not even the trash rat demon himself really knew.
“Is it almond? You know I’m lacktoesintoddlerant” Michael said the 15 years had been harsh and he seemed to bare a few more scars and blood stained his face, falling back into old habits to cope with loneliness.
“Of course, it’s almond. I always will remember that.” Bj said as he sat the carton of milk down and looked at Michael. He didn’t blame Mikey for falling back into old habits, it happened.










