Got Any Space Coochie?

Michael Myers Official Daddy

[michael-the-old-man]

Honey, I'm backkkkkk - @certified-ass-eater

“It’s been 15 years, did you at least get the milk?”

@certified-ass-eater

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

“Of course I did, why would I forget,” Beetlejuice said as he held up the milk. Where had BJ been the last 15 years, no one has a solid fucking clue. Not even the trash rat demon himself really knew. 

[michael-the-old-man]

“Is it almond? You know I’m lacktoesintoddlerant” Michael said the 15 years had been harsh and he seemed to bare a few more scars and blood stained his face, falling back into old habits to cope with loneliness.

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

“Of course, it’s almond. I always will remember that.” Bj said as he sat the carton of milk down and looked at Michael. He didn’t blame Mikey for falling back into old habits, it happened.

[michael-the-old-man]

Honey, I'm backkkkkk - @certified-ass-eater

“It’s been 15 years, did you at least get the milk?”

@certified-ass-eater

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

“Of course I did, why would I forget,” Beetlejuice said as he held up the milk. Where had BJ been the last 15 years, no one has a solid fucking clue. Not even the trash rat demon himself really knew. 

[michael-the-old-man]

Jason: say it again

Michael: Beetlejuice...?

Jason: that's right, who is Beetlejuice?

Michael: babe it's just a saying

Beetlejuice: yo

Jason: who the fuck is he!?!

[justyouraveragebloog-deactivate]

Jason: GET YOUR FUCKIN HOT TOPIC GOTHIC LOOKIN ASS BACK HERE.

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael: oh god oh no

[justyouraveragebloog-deactivate]

Jason: *pops a glock* *puts his hand on michael's shoulder* im sorry,but im gonna pop a hoe.

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice: Please, no. I'm too young to die. I have so many things I want to do. I don't want to join Freddy. Please!!!!

[michael-the-old-man]

Jason: say it again

Michael: Beetlejuice...?

Jason: that's right, who is Beetlejuice?

Michael: babe it's just a saying

Beetlejuice: yo

Jason: who the fuck is he!?!

[justyouraveragebloog-deactivate]

Jason: GET YOUR FUCKIN HOT TOPIC GOTHIC LOOKIN ASS BACK HERE.

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael: oh god oh no

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice: I guess it's time a skaddle skadoodle.

[peydawgz]

Michael Myers chasing you, but the chest pockets on his coveralls are cut out and you can see his nipples.

[stumacherstan]

I love you. But what the fuck.

[meltedhorror]

Run faster

For the love of everything holy run faster

[michael-the-old-man]

@certified-ass-eater

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice would not stand for this shit.

[michael-the-old-man]

Your right, he'd sit because Michael gave him a Scooby snack

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Oh, fuck your right. He legally wouldn't be allowed to move.

[peydawgz]

Michael Myers chasing you, but the chest pockets on his coveralls are cut out and you can see his nipples.

[stumacherstan]

I love you. But what the fuck.

[meltedhorror]

Run faster

For the love of everything holy run faster

[michael-the-old-man]

@certified-ass-eater

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice would not stand for this shit.

[michael-the-old-man]

Jason: say it again

Michael: Beetlejuice...?

Jason: that's right, who is Beetlejuice?

Michael: babe it's just a saying

Beetlejuice: yo

Jason: who the fuck is he!?!

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

The most accurate description of who Beetlejuice got involved.

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

"Hey, Daddy! I brought you a coke" Michael handed Beetlejuice the drink with a smile.

Beetlejuice whirls out around on his heels and then looks at Michael up and down. "Oh, I thought you meant something else."

[michael-the-old-man]

*Waves at you*

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”

[skeletal-brews]

“Daddy?”

[michael-the-old-man]

“Uh…”

“Uh…”

“Uhh..”

[skeletal-brews]

“Wow Mich.”

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael looked sheepish “I uh..” He started to blush as he got even more nervous.

“Stop kink-shaming me”

[skeletal-brews]

“Kink shaming? Bro I’m proud of you!”

[michael-the-old-man]

“What? That’s unexpected..!” Michael seemed surprised.

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice looked at the skeleton a little bit suprised. "Well I did not see that coming." He coughed a little bit in awkward manner.

[michael-the-old-man]

*Writing on a board it said* "me N-N-No I'm blushing because...I'm very shy at girls I can't talk to them..........."

"B-b-but, I'm a guy.." Michael looked a bit uncomfortable at the statement, years of transitioning wasted.

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice pulls his tall husband into his arms. "This is a man and it's my man."

[michael-the-old-man]

*Waves at you*

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.

[michael-the-old-man]

Michael turns around in a confused manner to only realize that Beetlejuice is in a jealous rage, oh no….

“Daddy chill”

[skeletal-brews]

“Daddy?”

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice stills the nunchucks and looks at the skeleton with suspicion. “You got a problem about that, Bones?”

[michael-the-old-man]

*Waves at you*

[certified-ass-eater-blog]

Beetlejuice pops into the room whipping around nunchucks and stares sheepman7 “ Hold on are you messing with my Michael.” Beetlejuice advances at the stranger with a crazed look in his eye. “Better not be messing with my Michael.” He growled.