the dream maker's gonna make you mad

because we all need you now. (closed rp blog for annie faulk)

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You would think I'd have accumulated more than one relationship with a person I could stand for longer than ten minutes,

[rockum]

By Anders Røkkum

More: https://www.facebook.com/AndersRokkum/

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My gayness has never been a gradual thing, even in grade school looking back I've always just been so. God damn. Gay.

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? Why is the music so loud 

Are you having a party or are you trying to wake the dead?

I would say turn it down, because Im trying to sleep, but Im not. But turn it down anyway, because your music taste fucking sucks

[kennymcfuckdick-blog]

im gonna say a kink try to guess whos i think it is:

pegging

[waytootragic-blog]

stan

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Stan

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Stan

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Stan?

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The boy I broke up with during that whole shebang is the last boy I ever dated

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The only states I havent been to yet is Hawaii, Alaska, and everything above Rhode Island Some day my RV is going to break and I am going to have to hitchhike my way back home and I cant wait

[extiinguishedflames-blog]

It’s a school night, and we’ve driven far out of the state purely on an impulse. Whatever there is to do in Roswel l New Me xico at 9 PM on a Thursday night, let us know.

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I can give you the address of a bar that doesnt ID and still allows indoor smoking, and everyone in there is only there to talk about aliens they've seen

[dessinsdessins]

No Rescue

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My proudest moment of Freshman year was turning down Eric Cartman to go to Winter Formal

How he was unaware of my sexuality has yet to be seen

[cheesypoofking-blog]

Fuck off you fucking cunt dyke

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Aw, you’re still such a pissy and bitter bitch about it. Cute

[cheesypoofking-blog]

You were just scared I’d rock your fucking world so hard you wouldn’t know who you were anymore without lusting after every pussy in school

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Sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I need to go throw up and take a shower

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My proudest moment of Freshman year was turning down Eric Cartman to go to Winter Formal

How he was unaware of my sexuality has yet to be seen

[cheesypoofking-blog]

Fuck off you fucking cunt dyke

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Aw, you're still such a pissy and bitter bitch about it. Cute

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My proudest moment of Freshman year was turning down Eric Cartman to go to Winter Formal How he was unaware of my sexuality has yet to be seen

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I hope no one’s surprised by this, the amount of times I’ve had a reason for road trips and just taken pictures and come home, then remembered what my goal was originally

I left Sally in Miami once

[burritoboyclyde]

sally has been found dead in miami

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I wouldnt doubt it she hasnt texted me back in a week

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I hope no one's surprised by this, the amount of times I've had a reason for road trips and just taken pictures and come home, then remembered what my goal was originally I left Sally in Miami once

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Got some killer pictures of Mt Rushmore at least

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The good news: I’ve been at Mt. Rushmore park this entire time The bad news: My memory is terrible and I forgot I had a reason for coming here

Tweek please text me where you are

[scrapedego]

nope

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Alright

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Oh, shit. I knew I was forgetting something

[tokenrichkid]

u forgot a whole person annie wtf

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Yup