Goblin Jester @skeleton-chef - Tumblr Blog

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

atticuswastaken

How it feels telling people I use tumblr in the big 26

phantomrose96

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

phantomrose96

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

phantomrose96

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

damazcuz

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

allyourlife

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

garbuge

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."