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@skeleton-gaming
GREETINGS HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE! IT IS I, THE LEGENDARY MONSTER AMBASSADOR AND FORMER ROYAL GUARDSMAN PAPYRUS! AND THIS IS MY BROTHER SANS.
sup.
AS PART OF MY DUTIES TO BOTH HUMAN AND MONSTER KIND, HE AND I WILL BE REACTING TO VARIOUS FORMS OF HUMAN MEDIA!
especially video games. because, y'know, it's in the name.
PLEASE ASK US ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE!
Scheduled Projects:
Papyrus watches Invincible
Sans and Papyrus play inFAMOUS
ALRIGHT, HUMANS! SANS AND I WILL BE STOPPING THERE FOR TODAY! WE'VE MADE GOOD PROGRESS AND I MYSELF AM LOOKING FORWARD TO LEARNING MORE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS! AND ALSO LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING SOMEONE PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!
zzzz.... snrk! wha...
YES, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FELL ASLEEP RIGHT AS IT BECAME YOUR TURN, LAZYBONES! SO I GUESS YOU JUST VOLUNTEERED TO PLAY THE GAME NEXT TIME!
huh. welp. i guess i really played myself there.
NYEEEHHHHAAAGH! AHEM. ANYWAYS, NEXT TIME I WILL BE FINISHING MY REACTION TO INVINCIBLE EPISODE 1. UNTIL THEN, HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE, THIS IS YOUR AMBASSADOR, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SIGNING OFF! NYEH HEH HEH!
OH MY GOD! NO! STOP!! THOSE ARE UNARMED PEOPLE! PLEASE, STOP SHOOTING! COLE! ZEKE! GO! GET OUT OF THERE!
OH? WELL, MISS MOYA, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! AS A NEWLY ELECTED ROYAL GUARDSMAN, COLE IS IN A PERFECT POSITION TO HELP YOU ROUND UP THESE DASTARDLY FIENDS! WE SHALL CAPTURE THEM WITH MAGIC AND TRAPS!
ZEKE! IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU'RE ALRIGHT! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST THOUGH OF SOMETHING. IF THEY COULD TRY TO ESCAPE AT ANY TIME, WHY DIDN'T THEY?
where would they go if they did?
...FAIR ENOUGH.
COLE, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING? YOU'RE A ROYAL GUARDSMAN NOW! AND A ROYAL GUARDSMAN ALWAYS FIGHTS HEAD ON! CHARGE!
NOW, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY HUMANS! WE'RE NOT USING LETHAL FORCE! WE JUST WANT TO ESCAPE! THERE'S NO NEED TO ESCALATE THE SITUATION!
WOWIE! BECOMING A ROYAL GUARD MUST BE SUPER EASY ON THE SURFACE! COLE'S A ROYAL GUARDSMAN ALREADY AND ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS NOT DO A VIOLENCE!
NO! TRISH! COME BACK! THIS IS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! COLE DIDN'T SET OFF THAT BOMB! I SWEAR! HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE! PLEASE! COME BACK! YOU WERE JUST HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT TOO!
are... are you ginna be alright bro?
NO! I'M HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT!
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT I'M AS GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES AS I AM AT EVERYTHING ELSE.
well, duh. when's the last time you've ever failed at anything?
CAPTURING FRISK! AND EVEN THEN, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO CAPTURE THEM. SO IT REALLY DOESN'T COUNT.
I'LL ADMIT, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS HUMAN ART OF PARKOUR. IMAGINE HOW MANY PUZZLES I COULD CREATE IF I COULD CLIMB WALLS!
OH. OH, DEAR. WELL, REGARDLESS, I'M SURE WE COULD COME TO A PEACEFUL CONCLUSION. EVERYONE CAN BE A GOOD PERSON IF THEY JUST TRY! EVEN THESE REAPER FELLOWS.
WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED...
well, they're still wriggling around on the ground. they're still alive at least.
AT LEAST. BUT NONE OF THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN AT ALL. I GET THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY SCARED AND PANICKING BUT NOW IS THE TIME TO BAND TOGETHER! NOT TEAR EACH OTHER APART.
COLE... I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MUST BE FEELING RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE SCARED. YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES. AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL EVER SEE THE OUTSIDE OF THIS CITY AGAIN. BUT I AM STILL SO SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL TRAPPED IN A HOPELESS SITUATION AND TO FEEL LIKE THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO HURT SOMEONE. BUT, A DEAR FRIEND TAUGHT ME THAT THAT IS NEVER THE ANSWER. COLE... YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.
you know bro, when you talk like that i can really see why you're the official ambassador.
THANK YOU, SANS. THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM YOU.
I TAKE IT BACK. ZEKE HERE REMINDS ME MORE OF UNDYNE THAN ANYTHING. I REMEMBER HEARING STORIES ABOUT HOW MUCH TROUBLE SHE USED TO GET INTO. IT'S A WONDER SHE USED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD AT ALL!!
SEE, COLE! YOU'RE LEARNING QUICKLY ALREADY! YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAGIC NOT BLUE IN NO TIME!
"BABE?" DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN THIS TRISH WOMAN, COLE? QUICK! COMPLIMENT HER CLOTHING!
i think they're already dating bro.
THEY ARE? WOWIE! MY ADVICE IS PAYING OFF ALREADY!
HMM. ALPHYS SHOULD INVENT SOME SORT OF BONE BASED ENERGY SOURCE. THAT WAY I TOO CAN RECHARGE MY ELECTRONICS WITH JUST MY MAGIC.
eh, i could probably charge them with my blasters.
BUT WOULD YOU?
nah.
EXACTLY.
HUMAN CULTURAL DIFFERENCES ARE SO STRANGE. TORIEL INSISTS THAT DUMMIES SRE FOR TALKING, NOT FIGHTING.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO OVERWHELMINGLY CYNICAL IN HUMAN MEDIA? IT GETS OLD EVENTUALLY. IN MY EXPERIENCE, MOST PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY TRYING THEIR BEST! I'M SURE MORE FOOD DROPS WILL KEEP COMING IN. AND IF NOT, I COULD ALWAYS COOK YOU UP SOME OF MY WORLD FAMOUS SPAGHETTI!
you, uh, need food ingredients to cook spaghetti Paps.
NOT THE WAY UNDYNE COOKS IT. NYEH HEH HEH!
THIS ZEKE HUMAN REMINDS ME OF YOU, SANS. HE TOO SEEMS TO POSSESS AN INTRICATE KNOWLEDGE OF SHORTCUTS. THAT AND HE SEEMS VERY LAZY.
ehhhh, nah, not seeing it. he doesn't have my sans-sational sense of humor.
I'M IGNORING EVERY PUN YOU MAKE FROM HERE ON. YOU NEVER PUT ENOUGH... BACKBONE INTO THEM.
eyyyy.
NYEEEEEHHHH.
DON'T WORRY OFFICERS! COLE HERE HAS LEARNED AN INCREDIBLE NEW TRICK! HE WILL JUST EAT ALL THE LIGHTNING AWAY!
that... might be a bit much for him right now, bro.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. ON SECOND THOUGHT, RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN, RUN!!
you know, between this and the barrier, humans really tend to just seal away their problems don't they?
NOW SANS, YOU OF ALL PEOPME SHOULD KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF FOLLOWING PANDEMIC PROTOCOLS. THOUGH, IN THIS CASE, IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT PEOPLE ARE LOCKED UP ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF MURDERERS.
WELL, WITH ANY LUCK YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE ATTACKS THAT AREN'T BLUE. YOUR NEW MAGIC ISN'T GONNA BE MUCH HELP IF IT CAN BE DODGED JUST BY STANDING STILL.
not sure that's how it works bro.
WELL WHY IS IT BLUE THEN? I THINK IT SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR AT LEAST. LIKE ORANGE. OR EVEN RED! RED IS A COOL COLOR.
NOW DOES NOT SEEM TO BE A GOOD TIME MR, UH, "ZEKE", THOUGH I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN! COULD THAT HELICOPTER PLEASE COME BACK? EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING AND COLE CAN BARELY WALK!
yeah, he seems to be going... limp.
NYEEEEEHHHHH....
WOWIE! I DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS COULD EAT ELECTRICITY! IT SEEMS TO HAVE HEALED HIM RIGHT UP TOO!
i don't think they can, bro. he seems... shocked by it.
ARE YOU GOING TO CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THIS PLAYTHROUGH OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO MAKE PUNS THE WHOLE TIME?
yes.
TO WHICH ONE?
yes.
WOWIE... IS THAT WHAT HUMAN MAGIC LOOKS LIKE? I'VE NEVER SEEN FRISK, OR ANY HUMAN REALLY, USE MAGIC BEFORE.
well there was that one magic show we went to.
THAT WASN'T MAGIC THAT WAS SHOWMANSHIP. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE SANS.
there is? news to me. i'm rather shocked.
I OUGHT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A PROPER PUN ONE OF THESE DAYS SANS!
come on. you're smiling.
I AM AND I HATE IT!!!
WELL THAT WAS CERTAINLY AN OPENER. WHO IS THIS HUMAN? IS IT THE PERSON WHO WAS JUST TALKING? BECAUSE IF SO, I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT. YOU ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT "LOOKING GOOD" RIGHT NOW.
i dunno, i think he looks... hot.
SANS, PLEASE. DON'T MAKE A PUN OUT OF SOMEONE'S SERIOUS BURN INJURIES.
"OH GOD" IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE SIR. "COLE" I THINK YOUR NAME WAS? WELL NO MATTER, LET'S GET YOU TO SAFETY. YOU LOOK TERRIBLY HURT.
ER, YES SIR, MR HELICOPTER SIR. I'LL GET MR. COLE OUT OF HERE RIGHT AWAY! DEAR GOD HOW DID HE EVEN SURVIVE.... I'VE NEVER SEEN FRISK DO ANYTHING THIS IMPRESSIVE AND THEY'RE THE MOST DETERMINED PERSON I KNOW.
i can, uh, think of a few examples that come close.
EH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHAT DID I DO, ALL I DID WAS HIT START?
OH MY GOD, SANS, WHAT DID I DO! WHAT JUST HAPPENED! IS THAT AN EXPLOSION!
hey, good job paps you're winning the video game.
SANS PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD! DID I DO THAT!! THE BLAST IS EATING THE WHOLE CITY OH DEAR GOD!
does that mean the game's over now? can i leave?
SANS... PLEASE...
HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! FAMOUS FORMER ROYAL GUARDSMAN AND AMBASSADOR TO MONSTER KIND! AND THIS IS MY BROTHER SANS.
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AND TODAY WE WILL BE PLAYING INFAMOUS. OR INFAMOUS AS I'VE HEARD IT SPELLED SOMETIMES. SANS DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME?
apparently you play as a guy with lightning powers. i think it's a superhero game or something like that.
WOWIE! IN THAT CASE IT SOUNDS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY! QUICKLY, SANS, LET'S GET STARTED!
so, uh, this game isn't exactly multiplayer. how is that gonna work?
WELL, I THINK WE CAN JUST SWITCH OUT EVERY TIME WE DIE, FINISH A LEVEL OR COMPLETE A MISSION. I'LL START.
sounds good to me. i love doing absolutely nothing.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTER ALIKE! MY BROTHER AND I SHALL BEGIN OUR FIRST INFAMOUS GAMEPLAY SESSION IN ROUGHLY SIX HOURS! BE SURE TO BE TGERE SO YOU CAN ASK US QUESTIONS AS WE PLAY!!
WELL, HUMANS AND MONSTERS, I THINK I'M GOING TO STOP HERE. THESE EPISODES ARE VERY LONG SO I THINK I'LL STOP NOW THAT I'VE REACHED THE HALF WAY POINT. TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHERE MY BROTHER AND I SHALL BEGIN OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF INFAMOUS! NYEH HEH HEH!
AH, YES, I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME FLYING! THOUGH FOR ME, IT FEELS MORE LIKE I'M JUST... RUNNING IN THE AIR AS OPPOSED TO JUST FLOATING.
I ALSO REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME CRASHING WHILE FLYING. IT, EH, TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO.
YES, EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID! FLYING IS JUST WALKING, BUT COOLER!
GASP! ARE WE GOING TO LEARN THE SECRET TO OMNI-MAN'S POWERS? WOWIE! LET ME GET MY NOTEBOOK! SURELY I WILL BE CAPABLE OF BECOMING JUST AS STRONG AS HE IS.
...AH. I SEE. NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING I CAN JUST REPLICATE THEN. FAIR ENOUGH. I AM ALREADY GREAT ENOUGH AS IT STANDS! IF I WERE TO BECOME ANY GREATER I WOULD SURELY BREAK THE WORLD IN HALF. NYEH HEH... HEH.
WOWIE. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE WITH THAT... SHADOW OF GREATNESS HANGING OVER HIS HEAD. THAT MUST BE THE PRESSURE SANS THAT LIVES WITH EVERY DAY!