Spoiler Warning

Notes taken while listening to the Skulduggery Pleasant audiobooks

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Book 3, Chapter 29

I’ll kill this ugly incel

Oh!! Burn! Get him where it hurts!

Who’s she sharing a cell with?

A man

SCAPEGRACE

NO

What the fuck is wrong with The Incel????

Listen, trigger warning first but she could get fucking molested like this what the fuck??

This is fucking disgusting

I am uncomfortable with this situation

OH RIGHT HIS NAME IS VORE HELL YEAHHHHHHH

This man stupid

Beat his ass Val I’m begging you

Yeahhhh boyyyyy

What grown man hits a child wtf

Fighting.... fighting... blah blah blah

He’s begging

And he’s down

Wrow

Beat up Fergus next I just know that man is a bitch

Gross fingers

Not liking the “damsel in distress” situation she’s in right now but to be fair she’s like 12 or something

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Date a boy with skin! 💕

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Merry Christmas

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Book 3, Chapter 28

I don’t know what’s going on anymore but I’m not fucking starting over so I’ll just deal with it

Einahpets is rude

Something feels weird about Einahpets...

Feels weird listening to a grown man describe a child shower

“Nothing about her appearance that would cause her parents to worry” is a very weird thing to say and it feels like foreshadowing

Ew she has to stay with Beryl and horrid uncle whose name I forgot? Gross

“Romance should be saved for people like me” CHILD. NO. Baby child, you know what happened to the last fantasy fourteen year old that wanted romance? She had to clean up after seven grown men then was killed by her step mom and a pedophile/necrophiliac kidnapped her

Bro you’re leaving the country and the EU doesn’t exist yet, yes you need a passport

Y’all can travel in the eu without a passport right?

Fathers in media are always depicted as incompetent to a degree, it’s weird. I know exactly where my passport is. My high school diploma however, I lost for like two years before I found it again.

“Boy are horrible” I mean...... y’all have seen Fletcher Wren

Someone remind me who Remus Crux is I can’t fucking remember

Is he the incel from the wizard cops?

Yes, okay, cop incel wizard

This man is annoying someone kill him already

Murder is fine if it’s an incel

“Skulduggery lead you astray” I.... he’s kinda not wrong there, Skul is a 50 year old dead man teaching a child to do crime and arson

Crux trying to get through the door to Steph

I hope my bf and I aren’t like Val’s parents when we have kids they’re kinda annoying

Chicken chase theme song or whatever the fuck Crux is chasing Steph

A van, oh god they have candy

Oh that’s not candy that’s a cleaver

Jesus Christ

Her dad is friends with a farmer, wild

“That’s what I said about marrying Annie” sir if you make a SINGLE “I hate my wife” joke I’m coming through this screen to strangle you myself

A ride from a friend

Oh no

Crux is a fuckboy

Yaaaas king beat his ass!!!!!

Oh fuck

They just knocked out farmer Alan!

I think Crux should be executed

Okay but we know full well that Skulduggery is gonna come get Val/Steph

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Hello again fuckers

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I’m very sorry all but I have to announce that I’m gonna be on indefinite hiatus.

It was hard enough trying to find time to update with a full time job, but I’m a healthcare worker during a pandemic so now it’s just not feasible. I have to put this passion project on hold for the time being.

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Did you get your results about that virus yet?

Oh, yes, I’m negative luckily. Back to work...

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So how are, if you do have it I hope you will be alright.

Thank you. I’m lucky enough to be healthy and have a kind family nearby to help me so I should be fine.

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If you do, have it I hope you recover and be fine and healthy.

Thank you, I have a good support system luckily so I should be fine. Right now I’m just waiting for the results...

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Update

I have bad news and good news

The bad news: I might have Covid-19

The good news: If I do then I get to stay home for 2 weeks WITH PAY and I’ll have time to update this blog again

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This is why I’m not actively involved in shipping.

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Book 3, Chapter 27

Blink 182

Hello Mr Bliss

asdfghjkl Bliss let the neckbeard wizard go bc he didn’t wanna be around him

Tanith......... my wife................

Ah, the annoying teen

“He’s practically dead already” I agree

“I’m the important one” shut up

Ghastly is right and also Gild is a bitch

“Ireland is the cradle of magic” my need to dunk on this sort of statement is fighting my love of my boyfriend and also my love of the book I’m writing which is ALSO about magic and set in Ireland

My inner turmoil.......... is making my stomach act up. Or maybe it was the whole pack of thin mints I just ate.

“This land holds secrets both magnificent and terrifying” must.... not..... dunk

“You all know I’m not the biggest fan of the English sanctuary” Because you have taste, babe

I know this is set in The Republic of Ireland but this really feels like an allegory or whatever for the Northern Ireland government and how England can just take over if something happens

You can’t ask for their help and leave them as fugitives fuck ooooooffffffff

Kenspeckle is understandably upset and I’m on his side

Does he have to follow HIPAA?

Wait that’s American no he doesn’t. Does Ireland have an equivalent to HIPAA?

Off topic but what happened to Einahpets?

Fletcher if you’re weird toward Valkyrie I will find a way to murder you

She punched him so I guess my hollow threat was unecessary

I’m feeling apprehension toward the tension in this scene

Valkyrie is right and I love her

The tension has returned and I’m displeased and I’m gonna anxious stim

I have the grumpiest face

If they kiss I will be so mad

Oh the chapter isn’t over it was just a transition

Beat him up Skulduggery!!!!

NOTP

Sick, necromancers

Oh of course they’re ALL GOTH

The White Cleaver is here

“And Mr. Bespoke would not have had to turn himself into a garden ornament” I’m fucking cackling

So... is the white cleaver... sentient? Like, how much self control and awareness does he have? Is he mindless, or is he trapped inside himself screaming because he’s not fully in control?

Ah yes, a one liner to end the chapter.

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Have you been okay ?

Yes, yes, just busy. Christmas, two sibling birthdays, got sick, trying to figure out how to handle rent and utilities on my own since my roommate is moving out at the end of the lease. Trying to figure out how work visas work for my boyfriend.

Also I sorta got hit by a van a few months ago but it’s fine because all that happened was my headphones got shredded by my bike wheel.

But I’ve got Saturdays off for a bit so I’m gonna set aside time then to resume.

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Book 3, Chapter 26

The scepter? Isn’t that busted?

Spyman....

“Skulduggery didn’t seem to notice the weather” bro........ he ain’t got skin

Oh riiiiight they got the new crystal for it

Poor Val is stuck out in the miserable Irish weather

Time to see China

“You have every sorcerer in the country getting ready to either fight or move” let’s be real, that’s the new normal now ever since Gordon Edgely died

Putting the staff back together huh?

“The scepter’s owner”? 

Oh goooooo fuck yourself China

I’m gonna guess Valkyrie is the owner

Yep, I was right

Poor Valkyrie..... Poor books.........

Honestly tho if I were to become a wizard in this universe I’d either be a librarian like China or I’d be chilling in a cottage making mead and apple cider

“Do I look like I have any shoes suitable for a farm?” Ma’am I would push you into the pig pen given half a chance the way you act

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Yeah, sorry about the hiatus. I’ve been working nearly 50 hours a week for the past few months and my days off are mainly spent doing chores and errands.

I’ll try to be more active but it probably won’t be as frequent as before.