just unhinged my jaw and ate a cake whole

..?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

skellleetoonnnnn?? i have something for youuuu..

It's Zombie. He's looking for you.

-@zombie-an0n

……….covered head to toe in flour

..he looks like a sopping wet cat

Wh-

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

this deserves the pin

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

If I gave you a skull fracture, would you still be functional? Since you dont have a brain? Or would you not be functional, since you're a walking skeleton?

……..

How about we stay curious this time?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

ah yes

very

humerus

☹️

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

steals your humerus

HEY-

HEY, NO, GIVE THAT— GIVE IT—GIMME!!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

*steals your patellas*

say goodbye to ya kneecaps chucklehead

Wh.. What?

…..

YOU GUYS ARE STILL DOING THIS?! GIVE THOSE BACK-

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[zombie-an0n]

Just. Picking him up. And spinning around with him.

I missed you too!!!..

forehead kiss

You came back at the perfect time..

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

[ giggling, kicking his feet and hugging him (or atleast trying to…rip arm)

What? Why?

[zombie-an0n]

It's Valentines day, silly..

He picked up the arm, and carefully tried to reattach it to Skeleton.

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

…………Oh, ok..

…………………WAIT, IT’S VALENTINES???

[zombie-an0n]

Yeah?????? Ehehe..

..I was.. Kind of worried you would be gone.. But I got you something anyway!!!

heart box of chocolates.png

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Ohh, I’m so sorry—I should’ve gotten you something or made you something, I’ve been awake all week, I should’ve known it would be Valentines soon—I, um—Thanks, though..! They’re nice..

[zombie-an0n]

Don't apologize.. You being here is enough..

gay

Maybe.. We could do something together..? Like- like a date?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

....Like what? What're we supposed to do??

[zombie-an0n]

Uhh- Well, not like theres anywhere to go, so-

..Oh- I had an idea!! Maybe we could, I don't know- Uhm..

..B.Bakesomethingtogether.............

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

.......Oh.

..Oh! Yeah, that's—that's a great idea! We could..um..bake cookies or something!

That'd be nice to do with you..

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[zombie-an0n]

Just. Picking him up. And spinning around with him.

I missed you too!!!..

forehead kiss

You came back at the perfect time..

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

[ giggling, kicking his feet and hugging him (or atleast trying to…rip arm)

What? Why?

[zombie-an0n]

It's Valentines day, silly..

He picked up the arm, and carefully tried to reattach it to Skeleton.

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

…………Oh, ok..

…………………WAIT, IT’S VALENTINES???

[zombie-an0n]

Yeah?????? Ehehe..

..I was.. Kind of worried you would be gone.. But I got you something anyway!!!

heart box of chocolates.png

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Ohh, I’m so sorry—I should’ve gotten you something or made you something, I’ve been awake all week, I should’ve known it would be Valentines soon—I, um—Thanks, though..! They’re nice..

[zombie-an0n]

Don't apologize.. You being here is enough..

gay

Maybe.. We could do something together..? Like- like a date?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

....Like what? What're we supposed to do??

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[zombie-an0n]

Just. Picking him up. And spinning around with him.

I missed you too!!!..

forehead kiss

You came back at the perfect time..

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

[ giggling, kicking his feet and hugging him (or atleast trying to…rip arm)

What? Why?

[zombie-an0n]

It's Valentines day, silly..

He picked up the arm, and carefully tried to reattach it to Skeleton.

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

…………Oh, ok..

…………………WAIT, IT’S VALENTINES???

[zombie-an0n]

Yeah?????? Ehehe..

..I was.. Kind of worried you would be gone.. But I got you something anyway!!!

heart box of chocolates.png

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Ohh, I’m so sorry—I should’ve gotten you something or made you something, I’ve been awake all week, I should’ve known it would be Valentines soon—I, um—Thanks, though..! They’re nice..

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[zombie-an0n]

Just. Picking him up. And spinning around with him.

I missed you too!!!..

forehead kiss

You came back at the perfect time..

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

[ giggling, kicking his feet and hugging him (or atleast trying to…rip arm)

What? Why?

[zombie-an0n]

It's Valentines day, silly..

He picked up the arm, and carefully tried to reattach it to Skeleton.

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

…………Oh, ok..

…………………WAIT, IT’S VALENTINES???

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[zombie-an0n]

Just. Picking him up. And spinning around with him.

I missed you too!!!..

forehead kiss

You came back at the perfect time..

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

[ giggling, kicking his feet and hugging him (or atleast trying to…rip arm)

What? Why?

[zombie-an0n]

Zooooooommmmbiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee………Rah!

[ throwing his arm at the poor boy…owie

Hiiiii!

-HIM. ITS HIM OMG FAG HI ITS FAGGOT sorry its skeleton

bonk

A-

Whuh- OH!! Skeleton!!! Skel!!!!!!!!

his expression lit up!! joyful!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Hiiiii! Hi, Z!!!

[ jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

I uh. [ stopping

Fell asleep for a really long time for whatever reason!! But hiiiii!! I missed you!!

[ back to jumping up and down and waving like a stupid toddler

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

Oh, hey, it's father's day-

......

..Wow, I suddenly don't feel safe anymore!

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

hi papyru

..

Who's that?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

...

Skeleton throws a book at the wall.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Zombie definitely isn't getting that back, now..

Nope. Nuh uh. Never again. I'm burning that. I'm burning it. I'm burning that shi

[zombie-an0n]

[well, look who else is fancy now!!] [its zombie!!!]

[reblogs appreciated :) as usual]

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

If today's not your birthday, then when is your birthday?

I dunno?

[skeletoninyourcl0set]

*places a birthday hat on top of Skeleton's head, and gives him a big box of fancy chocolates*

I. Oh. T.thank youu ????? It’s. NOT MY BIRTHDAY THO ????