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hello i block non-lifting blogs!

[lop-shifter]

'gender is whats in ur pants' mf im a borderline klepto u telling my my gender is a lemonade mio and the 23$ foundation i stole from walmart?

[liftingkitty]

it cute

[glossyglock-deactivated20200729]

i honestly love your aesthetic

[dkkdkdksj-deactivated20200321]

POV: you’re r my steering wheel after I just left the store

This is how me and my friend unpack afterwards 😂

[li-ft-ingcat]

easy way. i’ve done this multiple times w different things n never got caught up w it, usually i’ll be wearing a baggier hoodie and the item won’t show thru

[liftingstormclouds-deactivated2]

this is so smart

[adollamakesmeholla]

omg i use this method and it’s never failed me thus far!! i don’t do it too often but when i do, i can get away with a surprisingly large volume of items

[pocketfullofliftedsunshine-deac]

[carmenklepto-deactivated2020020]

My Gift Card Scam Method

What you're going to need:

Fake email (don't use your personal info!!)

Expensive products from stores that sell skincare (Bath & Body Works, The Body Shop, Lush, Sephora, etc..)

Random address (only Bath & Body Works asks for this)

Phone number you're comfortable using

Photo of a fake rash (the one I used is below)

Photos of the products you're using to scam

A piece of paper with the fake email you're using written on it

I got this idea from another lifter, basically what you do is you lift some expensive shit from stores that sell skincare or makeup that is their own brand (Sephora or Ulta has their own makeup brands). Next you email customer service and tell them you got chemical burns from their products and you attach a photo of the chemical burns and a photo of the products along with the fake email you're using written on a paper (this is just to make you're lies more believable and to prove you actually have the product).

Customer service will most likely ask to speak with you directly on the phone. When they call you have a fake story ready (I told them I wore their products to homecoming and then I got a horrible rash). Bath & Body Works asked me for my address and zipcode so find a random address in your city and just use that. After you're done talking and you tell them your lies, they'll most likely email you with a gift card worth the same amount as the product that "burned" you. I've done this several times with different emails and different products and I've gotten like $150 worth of gift cards. If you want to scam you some free shit I attached the fake photo of the rash I was using so you can use it too.

Good luck thots and if you have any questions lmk 🤗

[funkygoblinboy]

Instead of going trick-or-treating let's just fucking steal Halloween candy. It's the same premise of free stuff but more illegal.

[liftsbian-deactivated20240423]

[skeletonlifting]

i love you guys

[majoralifter-deactivated2018010]

nothing matters, just fucking steal it all.

[nightmarevoid-blog]

Mood

[kleptoara]

a philosophy

[skeletonlifting]

nihilist criminal

[ineverstoleanythinginmylife-dea]

LMAOOO.

[skeletonlifting]

[smalltimestealer-deactivated201]

My therapist was like “ok but i don’t get why you need to steal some little mascara to make you happy” but seriously having access to all these really nice things have substantially changed my life so much. Like u don’t know how nice it is to have a kitchen full of delicious food unless you’ve had an empty fridge for most of your life. And all this makeup and clothes makes me so beautiful and confident. And this freaking beautiful underwear and bodywash and Lush stuff helps me treat my body like a temple and seriously shoplifting is just my favorite

[liftylofty]

[majoralifter-deactivated2018010]

when the tower goes off and the LP come running

[skeletonlifting]

i fucking hate being poor

[heavenlylifter]

I'm in need of new additions to my wardrobe and I have absolutely NO inspiration for where to go, what clothing stores would you say are some of the easier ones to lift from?

Hmm, here are some stores all listed in order with easiest at the top! Also these are just easiest based on my experiences😋

Easiest:Forever 21Brandy MelvilleH&MUrban OutfittersNew Look

Easy/Medium:DebenhamsMonsoonApricotTopshopHouse of FraserZaraMango

Medium:Anthropologie

I think that Brandy Melville, Urban Outfitters, Monsoon, and Anthropologie are the best stores in terms of fashion😌💖💖💖 I hope you get a lovely new wardrobe!