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been getting the WORST waves of anxiety around lifting lately so i can only do a few things from multiple stores these days 😓

happy i got this stuff tho even tho it took 3 diff stores and 2 hours lol

about $250 ^_−☆

carmenklepto-deactivated2020020

My Gift Card Scam Method

What you're going to need:

Fake email (don't use your personal info!!)

Expensive products from stores that sell skincare (Bath & Body Works, The Body Shop, Lush, Sephora, etc..)

Random address (only Bath & Body Works asks for this)

Phone number you're comfortable using

Photo of a fake rash (the one I used is below)

Photos of the products you're using to scam

A piece of paper with the fake email you're using written on it

I got this idea from another lifter, basically what you do is you lift some expensive shit from stores that sell skincare or makeup that is their own brand (Sephora or Ulta has their own makeup brands). Next you email customer service and tell them you got chemical burns from their products and you attach a photo of the chemical burns and a photo of the products along with the fake email you're using written on a paper (this is just to make you're lies more believable and to prove you actually have the product).

Customer service will most likely ask to speak with you directly on the phone. When they call you have a fake story ready (I told them I wore their products to homecoming and then I got a horrible rash). Bath & Body Works asked me for my address and zipcode so find a random address in your city and just use that. After you're done talking and you tell them your lies, they'll most likely email you with a gift card worth the same amount as the product that "burned" you. I've done this several times with different emails and different products and I've gotten like $150 worth of gift cards. If you want to scam you some free shit I attached the fake photo of the rash I was using so you can use it too.

Good luck thots and if you have any questions lmk 🤗

blueeheroin

💕My Guide on Starbucks Walkout Seen a lot of people confused on how I do this, so I thought I’d make a little guide. Up above is what I usually have for lunch and manage with one walkout. I don’t get much but you could get a lot more if you wanted to, since I go so frequently I don’t.

First and foremost I’d like to say I DO NOT condone stealing from people, and all the drinks I take are remade when the person doesn’t receive them at the window, that is Starbucks policy and a previous worker has vouched for this fact in my first Starbucks post.

•I usually walk in when I know there will be a crowd, but I’ve done this at non-crowded Starbucks because I got lucky that a drink was already sitting there and no one was around.

•I usually linger in the store a little bit and look at stuff before I head to the drink counter so that I don’t directly beeline for the counter and they can see me clearly not order anything.

•I look for a drink that is on the counter and has not been claimed yet. I see this at almost every Starbucks I walk into, so the chances are pretty good. If there isn’t a drink diddle around for a bit and watch and then walk up after a minute or so. When a drink is put out, it’s a 50/50 for me: Is the drink owner about to claim it? Or will it sit there for a bit before I can pick it up, check the name, and pretend it’s mine? Wait for the latter obviously.

•When the perfect drink is just sitting there, take it. Don’t look around, wait a few seconds and then take it as it’s yours.

•For food or the drinks in the case, I usually wait until after I picked up my drink to look around casually. You can always head in, beeline for the food, and linger before walking out. Pick it up like you plan to buy it, then walk to another section where they sell the bags of coffee beans and such. Look around it for a bit, then walkout holding your food. I use this a lot when I don’t have time to wait for a drink to be made and available, as it takes only about two minutes.

There you go y'all! If you have any questions about what to do at a certain part, always hit up my ask. This is fairly easy and helps build up confidence for other walkouts, and you can use this method for other stores that sell drinks in cases out.

little-blue-lifter

I still love this method. Plus the picture is so damn pretty.

anonlifts-deactivated20190422

hi I’d also like to mention there are mobile orders at my Starbucks! basically you can order a drink for them to make before ur there and then pick it up.

I think this would be a super easy way to get it? because normally there’s a few drinks at the pickup and occasionally a pastry or something as well :)

rains-lifts-blog

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cactuslift-blog

Panera has mobile orders also

schlifting

i really don’t wanna be mean or cause issues because i love my lifting babies but there’s a couple reasons why i have a problem with this. overall, it messes with other people.

1. The employees— from working fast food and food service jobs, keeping up with orders, especially on busy days, is a huge task, and adding in mobile and drive thru is a lot. So having to remake someone’s food or deal with issues of people not getting what they ordered is really frustrating when you’re already in a really stressful busy rush at work. I work at a smoothie place rn, and if someone asks me to remake something in the middle of a rush it throws off SO much and makes all the employees really frustrated.

2. It sucks to have to wait as a customer! I know that when i do mobile order at starbucks it’s typically before school or work or an event where i need a quick snack or coffee, and having to wait a long time, realize it’s not there, and get everything remade would completely mess up my life schedule and make me late to things.

I know this sucks to hear, but I had to say it as someone who wants to make sure we’re all doing this the right way and not messing with other people’s lives and emotions. Love you all, just be courteous of others and we are good.

thatliftinggirl-deactivated2018

10/10 Grocery Method

This method has worked for me and everyone else I’ve shared it with, honestly I was just sitting in the car one day, and thought of this. Won’t work for a huge grocery haul but is PERFECT FOR CONCEALING. This works at any grocery store. Get your items in a basket or whatever and go to the freezer section to be “looking for ice cream” as you are looking for ice cream have your purse situated on the side of your body where the door is blocking you; the condensation will block the next part. the items you want to conceal should be in your hand and literally just drop them In! So easy and works 10/10. No grocery stores know of this yet…. I literally just thought of this about a month ago & it’s perfect because the condensation on the door will make it pretty much impossible for the cameras to see you. I also prefer to lean in so my body is almost inside the freezer, for even more comfort knowing no one can see you ;)

meebee-nz

KEEP THIS METHOD SACRED THEY CAN’T KNOW

liftnboost

Things to Lift for Fall:

~A maxi skirt in your fave color ~Loads of socks (particularly boot socks and fuzzy socks) ~Cute new undies ~Sparkly accessories for upcoming holiday parties ~Texturizing hairspray or powder ~A nice matte eyeshadow palette (tartelette is gorgeous!) ~New jeans and/or leggings ~Fancy cookie cutters (sur la table has some awesome ones) ~Yummy snacks/baking supplies ~Lotion or body oil ~Face lotion that’s a little heavier than what you use in the summer (should still have spf!!) ~A button up cardigan, a crew or v-neck pull-over sweater, a long open front sweater, and a soft hoodie ~Fall scented candles (or unscented if that’s your thing) or if you know you’ll miss summer, citrus/coconut candles ~Killer dark lipstick ~Vampy nail polish (oxblood, hunter green, navy, copper, gray, etc) ~If you’re skilled enough (I’m sure not), a pair of boots ~Ballet flats ~Scarves ~Bubble bath, bath bombs, or epsom salts

novicelifter-blog

I love all these “Things to lift for” posts, they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside

miss-lift-deactivated20220629

time to steal spooky shit

18551951815219-deactivated20200

man no hate no shade but yall telling ur friends and roomies and whoever that u lift / letting newbies come lifting w you like... couldnt b me lmao this shit is my private life and i sure as hell aint gonna b known as the klepto friend or getting caught because some dumbass couldnt keep their mouth shut. “how do u afford all of that on ur salary???” mayb i have a sd bitch maybe i steal its none of ur business goodbye

confidentlifts

Fr tho

cheezypizzy

I have a law class third period.

A security guard has no more rights to detain or arrest you than a citizen. They are there to fill in as property owner. When they ask you to leave you just leave. But, they can’t put any hands on you. You can ask to leave at any time. YOU CAN LEAVE AT ANY TIME. they have no warrants, and they are not police or affiliated with the government, so anything they do they can be sued for invasion of privacy, harrassment, pretty much anything. You have the right to tell him he can’t detain you, and YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO WALK AWAY FROM HIM.

Do not let him search you, and don’t go to the back room with him.

these are your rights. Security guards are not police or affiliated with the government. Anything they find can be used in court, because you had to consent to him searching you. If he searches you without consent that can be assault. You have no 4th amendment rights against a citizen or security guard .

But just like you can walk away from a crazy person trying to make a citizens arrest you can walk away from a security guard.

liftingmittens-deactivated20180

BOOST!!!

veni-vidi-clepsii-deactivated20

everything pre-blog (clothes will be in another post)

total: 5,915.57

apocalyft-blog

this post gives me life

hholosexual

Art Class Haul + Items I Forgot to Post Total from today; $88 Total from a week ago [I couldn’t post the pics at the time]: $241 The two Faber boxes don’t have markers in them because I took them out already for art 😂 oops. Overall total; $329

modernliftisrubbish-deactivated

lifted the same faber castell skin tone pens.. and let me tell you i am so glad i did because i hate the way they color and the pigmentation is shit lmao

chickenficken

Same, I lifted them too! They’re trash.

lite-lifting

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profoundlycasualtaco

Love the colors in this, so fall. <3

gofivefingerdiscounts

Necessities to never buy again now that you lift...

Chapstick, Toothpaste & Toothbrushes, Tissues, Cough drops, ibuprofen, panty liners & hair ties (I get these items from dollar tree. Easy and no cameras and they usually have name brand.)

Face wash, shampoo & conditioner, hairspray, makeup (I get these items from Sally’s & Ulta. A little tricky, but they usually have small bottles of shampoos and hair care items which are easy to conceal.)

Socks & Tights & Shoes (I usually go to payless because mine don’t service much and there are no cameras at mine. Their tights and socks are actually good quality too IMO.)

Undies & Bras & Pajamas (Usually VS but my Aerie has no cameras. Old navy usually leaves fitting rooms unattended.)

…Please feel free to add to my list with common necessities & where you pick them up. Tips & tricks are always welcome too :)

kleptobabie

razors, tampons/pads, deodorant, face wash! i snag these from target, they are easily concealed in the furniture section & seasonal area. i get q tips from dollar stores and simply duck or crouch to look at something to create a blind spot and quickly conceal while pretending to check out other items.

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liftsbian-deactivated20240423

what do you l!ft most frequently?

just curious :o

schlifting

makeup refills— usually foundation, primer, mascara, concealer :) i also do enjoy a good lift of like batteries, lighters, nail polish and candles.

babelift

couch story!! dont try this at home

the setting: world market

subject: me, a couchless 20 year old

victim: dumb ass gullible SA who was a teen and probably high

this took a lot of planning. lots of phone calls. scanning website as to what I want. finding out manager’s name… email… phone… etc

*walks in*

Hi there! I spoke to ___ (manager) about the ___ (model name) couch.

*shows SA email that I made up that is identical to manager’s email but instead of i it was L*

Email thread went something the lines of

“Hi I am interested in couch blahbah heres my credit card info”

“ Hi random customer *this doesnt seem fake at all* I will run this through and send you an online receipt”

*shows SA online receipt that I made that was horribly photoshopped*

“yeah so I already spoke to ___ about the couch and she said it would be ready when I got here and I dont have a lot of time could you please help me with it?”

I literally got the DA to put the couch on a rolly thing and bring it to my truck

I tipped her $10

this was so dumb and Im honestly surprised that this worked. dont try this,, dont be afraid to take advantage of the gulliblness (not a word I know) of shy teens who dont know what theyre doing and will do anything to avoid being yelled at. that sounds horrible but hey…. i have a couch

lift-your-heart-out-deactivated

I finally was able to remove those littler fucker ink tags at PacSun. And look at that tag lo. I don’t know if it meant there was a tag on the clothing or on the tag itself, but there is definitely not an rfid inside it.

JCP Sephora is bae.

The Manager at Sephora kept talking to me because I was trying to return something without a receipt, but I don’t think she was suspicious.

PacSun

Kendal & Kylie Skirt - $43

Pineapple Hat - $25

Hollister

Jeans - $ 50

White Tank - $11

White Shorts - $35

Dillard’s

Morphie Case - $100

FitBit Blaze (x2) - $400