"Skeleton Maiden"

A very lazy Spanish girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[twitterlols]

[bitchycode]

[delfinart]

@theboss requested a carlos, so here it is lmao what is a gun

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[geosynthetic]

Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised

[mockingbirdie]

JFC how could you not even be aware of how asinine you’re being?

[cookienun]

ok but chris pratt pressing his fists

he was ready

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Didn’t Chris Pratt used to live in Hawaii before he got famous?

[complementary-halves]

He did! He was also homeless during that time of his life.

[somethingaboutsterek]

that’s….that’s fucking disgusting

[deadacc-xxxxxxxxx-deactivated20]

She also tries way too hard to seem funny and “not like other girls because I talk about food ans butt scratching” like she really thinks this is a cute story

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[casino-night-zone]

there’s always, ALWAYS a tumblr blog you’re following that turns into a kpop blog without warning and you have absolutely no idea who they were before

[aryanstark]

[larrysmint]

can she just get an award or something

[moeranda]

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

[edwardspoonhands]

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

[markiplier]

I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

It feels good to be back again! Honestly I’m surprised at how long the colored hair lasted. But I’m all for symbolic gestures so much like when I shaved my head at the start of this whole YouTube thing I think it’s good to be back for this coming year. I’ve got a lot of ambitious things to accomplish this year and the only way I’m going to get there is with hard work and discipline. So let’s get started on the right foot before the new year even arrives!

-Mark

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

[rnozzarellasticks-deactivated20]

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

[talkingllama]

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

[lameburrito-deactivated20140105]

luigi! at the disco

[astrokillers]

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

[flipphonegoth]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school

not because they might get hot or something but because its mean

[chirikalovesjill]

[andyacklesspn]

« Resident Evil Vendetta New Trailer »

[miniyo]

[busket]

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[foodfightme]

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

[brainbubblegum]

[resident-evil-world]