Catch Me Dead On The Forrest Floor

[blazeportal]

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[valtsv]

maybe you’d feel better if u stanned paddington

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fortuneaday]

[whatbrodysaidtoday-deactivated2]

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Pale Blue Eyes - Hole 

Hole’s cover of The Velvet Underground song.

[mutant-radio]

[mpregcraig]

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Bert and Ernie with a Kitten, taken from a Magazine Article.

[keanureevesimagines]

[thearenaat-deactivated20141104]

[rodnt]

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

[chuckecheeses]

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?

[dopevader]

post punk

[valtsv]

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

[pettydavis]

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it

[southernsideofme]