•Obnoxious Pink Bitch•

Jac ● they/them ● 25 ● gonna resurrect marianas trench Tumblr in 2k24 ● number one coda and jacket (2011) stan ●

[dickbasketfulloftears]

Sometimes I look at the shit I said on here when I was 14 and go “wow,, that bipolar 2 diagnosis makes a lot of sense now”

[dickbasketfulloftears]

Dickbasketfulloftears back from the dead like jesus I suppose

[dickbasketfulloftears]

do you ever listen to your favourite band and think

“shit”

“I love this band a lot”

“fuck man”

[dickbasketfulloftears]

I luv when im inactive for a hot minute and then come back, check notifications and see this post it made as a 15 year old being resurrected because I then have to think about what band triggered it

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[turnways]

Unironically obsessed with the people who's realization that we're in a fascist country is a late night comedian getting his show canceled and not like, anything before that. Like even in recent history.

[afellowofinfinitejest]

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[calamitascalliope]

[segamascott]

[anthophilafalls]

Happy Dashcon 2 Eve, you can only reblog this today!

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[zillychu]

hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

[zillychu]

hopital

[zillychu]

just 4 u. I braved Phone Art while on Turbo Morphine (I think they called it dilaudid. it's Turbo Morphine 2 me)

oh ur super flexible? yeah well lmao can u do THIS??? (throws up and dies)

[zillychu]

u know in retrospect my stomach shrimping wasn't even the worst part so far. it was the tube that went to third base with my floppy ass cardia. through my sinuses. just straight up cockwarmed a silly straw all the way thru my esophagus for 2 days

[zillychu]

I'm a fool. a fucking fool. an absolute clown. do u know what happened minutes after I posted this.

I found out my body cannot handle opioids.

my muscles lock tf up and deliver the worst pain imaginable in every direction at once. I can't describe it. it's not just pain it's the sensation of every disgusting awful flu ache you've ever experienced in your life condensed into one square inch of your body, all over your body.

do u know what alternatives hospitals have to opioids? HA, HAHAHA

they don't

[zillychu]

GUESS WHOSE HOSPITAL IS GETTING HIT BY A TORNADO

[zillychu]

made the saving throw 😎 not today, Satan

[zillychu]

Y'ALL WILL NOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS STARTED LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE SURGERY

[zillychu]

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO

[zillychu]

I'd love to say this has been an educational experience, but unfortunately I run on Spite and simply vow to torture my blorbos even more now

which is saying something while being in the Vivisect the Half Dead Child fandom

[zillychu]

I LIVED BITCH!!

Stomach is back where it should be, I got some guts stapled and skin glued, and recited Dexter's Lab every time the nurses mixed powdered medicine in with my applesauce. I'm bored of drinking ramen and watching Resident Alien reruns so I'm gonna peruse the tags!

I cannot tell you how many times I unironically gazed into the middle distance and thought this

I've learned things can be true and also a shit post at the same time. unfortunately

starting to think maybe I've been saying this too much all my life and karmic justice just backed up in the pipes before exploding. still gonna obliterate those twinks tho. get back here Siffrin I'm not done with you yet

this guy is getting the true moral of this story

I HAVEN'T IN YEARS so either the AO3 curse has a disconcerting half-life, or it extends to discord servers and Google docs. both are horrifying and deserve a federal grant for further investigation

you and me both! isn't nature beautiful

you've made me realize my most recent fic in my gdocs is in fact the darkest thing I've written. so maybe all the ppl in the tags claiming AO3 curse aren't as wrong as I've been thinking they are

god's a bitch and I'm into omegaverse

I feel like I should get a medal for enduring something so fucked up that randos on the internet think I must be lying. yeah bro me too

did I stutter

[zillychu]

honestly the worst part about all of this is the fact that I can't watch Murderbot. I want to so bad. but I refuse until I'm feeling halfway alive again

fuck life. I give myself lemons. AO3 on hospital Wi-Fi

you do not. like emphatically, I don't think that's a great idea

I'd say I'm sorry but tbh this seems very on theme for ISAT so

THANK you I need everyone to remember I'm a gamer first, god's favorite crusty sock in the bottom of the drawer second

the ARE a lot of people in the tags calling me Jesus Christ

I'll admit that one's on me. when I started being unable to eat anything, my first thought was not "stomach straight up saying the abdomen's haunted"

I hate that I was actually considering getting white haired anime boy haircut right before all this happened. could you fucking imagine

don't carbon date me like this

Rascal Flatts was right. life is a highway and it's riding me all night long

[passionpeachy]

shrimp cowboy 🦐

[niyaniyanixa]

my regional managers are named dan and phil and when my coworker said "just so you know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily forgot that and for a good half a second i genuinely thought british youtube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit for some fucking reason

[tylostoma]

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

[guerrillatech]

[skarchomp]

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

[warmfigure]

light and easy

[barstoolblues]

i finished the sudoku because it was bothering me