skelly :3

18 ♡ pro? blematic, ship, pvp-er B)

[sniffmutt]

boyfriend who farts while cuddling so you can't escape it

[skellyheart]

I love Oli and Jim cuz like… I don’t RPF them like I fantasize about them dating or anything like that…. No I just know for a fact they’ve fucked, at least once, probably more than that. They’ve fucked, it wasn’t a big deal, it wasn’t deeper than a friends with benefits situation but they did.

[ftmclementine]

bulge rubbing is so fucking hot holy shit like your dick’s not even out of your pants and you’re already hard and desperate to be touched? I wanna play with you until you cum in your pants

[ninthcrypt]

little brother crying into your neck from guilt while you jack him off save me…

[2l2w]

oli as an entertainer is rlly interesting to me bc he's so blatant in what he wants that he can't ever really stop it from coming out, so ofc he goes to cover it up, except double ofc the things that he wants (jimmy, vying for a good game order in mcc, someone to igl him while also listening to him igling sometimes, attention in general) are just so ludicrously mundane that the effort with which he tries to cover it all up just makes the whole thing seem weirder than if he just went about it normally, which is fucking awesome dgmw i dont want oli to ever be normal. he tries to offset his sincerity with his bits but he's also incredibly sincere about his bits so instead of anything get obfuscated, the grain of truth gets a bright shining spotlight on it. he lampshades his lampshading!

[skellyheart]

Idk where the post is but uhm THANK YOU to whoever recommended a clockwork orange to eructophiles

[skellyheart]

mmmphh I love my little mind palace!!! I love envisioning scenarios of my male drow oc being brutalized. Men should be victims more often!!!

[skellyheart]

I actually can’t with Carol begging Daryl to take a shower… they may be mother and son BUT I SHIP THEM OKAY?!

[skellyheart]

Daryl and Carol make me fucking insane. Sometimes shipping is desperately trying to fit things together, over analyzing every interaction and making yourself crazy. But other times it’s just pointing out the obvious. It’s seeing a woman that was too soft, too weak in life gain strength in desperate conditions. It’s seeing a man who’s used to relying on himself, who doesn’t need another soul but he wants them around because no matter how much it’s beaten his heart still bleeds. It’s watching the way they complete each other perfectly, and knowing the only reason they can’t be together is because their love would be so fierce it would distract from the main message of the show.

[daryl-and-carol-oh-my]

The Walking Dead; Coda

Carylering On<33333333333333

[daryl-and-carol-oh-my]

The Walking Dead; Them

"You will." - Carol Peletier

[tragicwaif]

the molestation implication is an important tool that will help us later

[skellyheart]

OH SPEAKING OF DARYL X CAROL!!! I’m unbelievably pissed off at those zombie COCK BLOCKS in the woman’s shelter!!! Daryl and Carol were getting intimate as fuck on that tiny bunk bed. They were about to trauma bond so hard they’d be inside of each other. Carol would end a monologue with, “to think of all the years I spent wondering how I could improve myself to mitigate the failings of a man. Just to find out that even at my worst, there are men willing to accept me.” He’d give her those puppy dog mutt eyes, his sweet little bang sticking to the sweat on his face. “You’re a grown woman, Carol. You turned that bullshit from your past into gold.” He’d smirk, those lil spiky teeth showing, “don’t sound like your worst to me.”

and so on and so on they’d fuck raw

[skellyheart]

I don't know if you write Bethyl dirty smutty fanfiction but if you don't you should cause I love your writing it's dirty and filth in the ways we all admit we want to happen, like we can all sit and pretend but that's what we want

I am working on a little smth smth… I haven’t written a fanfic in a WHILE but with such incredible muses I know something will come out of me eventually. I just love the forbidden simplicity of Bethyl, it’s so natural yet it makes your stomach twist the perfect amount.

[skellyheart]

I genuinely lost sleep over thinking about Daryl overindulging once they found a lucky cluster of supplies… Maybe he starts filling out his clothes a little more… maybe his pants get tight and when he sits down the top of his asscheeks hang out a little bit?

[skellyheart]

I know there’s a lot of Daryl Dix Eprocto fans out there, right? (Stares off into the distance)

Anyhow it drives me fucking wild that twd would dare to give me a gruff, messy eater, older man with childhood trauma. Him getting excited over pigs feet and fucking BAKED BEANS? You WHITE TRASH SOUTHERN FUCKING HICK!!! I needdd to be around his rank ass I need to experience the aftermath. I need him to get gassy from nerves while he’s looking for Beth??? Making the cars interior humid, just tainting the air with his heavy ass. I need his gas to be rank and louddd I need carol to ask, “care to open one of these windows?” And for him to grit his teeth and place a hand on his belly, “So the walkers can hear all this?” As another burst of rotten musky gas slides out of him. Carol would cover her nose “Smelling like that they’ll think you’re one of them…”

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die