I was a lightning bolt in a previous life

more overtly nsfw (sex/hating/rpf) blog for lorefulgood 🔞 I like spreadsheets and I’m normal about scott smajor

[unlorefulgood]

this is the worse (but slightly sexier) version of me; the blog you’re looking for is @lorefulgood

seriously I cannot overemphasise that you should not follow me. most of what I do on this blog is make increasingly terrible thirsthateposts about scott smajor. this is not a place of honour and nothing valued is here

I also talk about mcc a lot. that was convergent evolution though

disclaimers:

there will be untagged dubcon/noncon, violence/gore, forcefem, petplay, and other such eroticised topics. pretty much anything goes on this blog; even if I’m not into something personally I can still appreciate it in the abstract, such as duchamp’s fountain or missionary sex

you can send asks about anything idc and if it bothers me I’ll just ignore it. I might critique your sexual fantasy if I feel it’s out of character though

as far as I’m concerned, all flower husbands is toxic

it is morally correct to violate cc “boundaries” as much as you want as long as you keep it to fan spaces. thought crimes are not real. rpf is fine. who give a shit

I am mean to my faves and scott is my fave and I am often mean to him.

reblogs are off because I do not want this blog to be discoverable or popular or anything. if you ask about a specific post you want to reblog however I will probably turn them back on just for you

if I don’t respond to you it’s not because I hate you it’s just because there is something wrong with me <3

ao3: meow :3

furthermore:

I will mostly be talking about: scott, jimmy, oli, cleo, joel, lizzie, gem, pearl, life series/vamps/mcc people in general

if I don’t care about someone they will not show up on this blog. simple as 👍

here are some things people have said about me

some blog theses

about me

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[poorlilpubby]

im not ragebaiting anymore im rapebaiting. pissing you off with the intent that it makes you want to pin me down and violate me. getting on your nerves and being blissfully unaware of my open drink. i'll keep acting like a brat up until i begin to black out, slowly realizing what you're going to do to me

[rare-cherry]

Really looking forward to all the great pov options for this smp!

[muttstalker]

yearning to be someones guard dog. no other thoughts today, just biting anyone who gets too close.

[unlorefulgood]

honestly at this point I hope everything gets worse I hope it’s all bad I hope someone makes a controversial incest joke that half the fandom freaks out about I hope the sexual assault undertones are handled clumsily I hope the inevitable shipbait is mid I hope there’s cultural appropriation discourse spearheaded by a bunch of white teenagers on the internet I hope nobody knows how to pronounce anything I hope we get a hat trick with flop coding and I hope owen reveals he’s actually in possession of the elgin marbles

[brittlebutsharp]

I don’t care if I look dumb, i’ll wear the collar, I’ll crawl to you, I’ll whimper while I hump your leg just please touch me. Please.

[unlorefulgood]

correction: abolish isn't a boundaries warrior anymore (kinda) (it's a cover-up). he still has no chemistry with anyone and has even less roleplay instincts than scott does so you might be safe though

he’s a boundaries something or other. Boundaries: Don’t Post It. anyway! in retrospect it’s really fucking funny to me that one of the most popular vamps ships for him was abolish/legundo. total chemistry black hole both individually and together. but honestly yeah like they should be cordoned off somewhere and left to their own devices (legundo speaking Slowly, And Purposefully. Because, He Is Acting x abolish saying ‘yeah’ and not much else) so everyone else can get on with things

[unlorefulgood]

i mean at least hades and persephone aren’t in the lineup. imagine how annoying the fandom would be abt that

in an alternate universe with a different cast and maybe a slightly different premise I would honestly be all for the inclusion of hades and persephone. I want to see the discourse. I want scott to say something batshit about consent again. I want arguments about whether it counts as incest. unfortunately however with this cast and this premise I want the smp to be over already

[prettyboypunkz]

I’m like a puppy you can kick over n over again and then pin down and fuck and I’ll still crawl into you lap afterrrr :3

[maxxie-or-smth]

i'm not even a top i just want to hurt people

[sunlightbuck]

oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions

[unlorefulgood]

what I’m learning is that I need to talk about incest more

[unlorefulgood]

pantheon smp vs ludwigs greek gods category in that fuckass video ?

hi snow I did not and will not watch that fuckass video in full and thus cannot offer my opinion on it beyond saying that maybe all streamers should be forced to read more than one (1) book

[unlorefulgood]

okay my bad I will admit I was assuming chronos was supposed to be Κρόνος but it’s probably Χρόνος instead, which is also bad (the primordial deities were personifications of concepts, not humanised mythological figures, and thus weren’t worshipped like the olympians or minor deities; they wouldn’t really have ‘champions,’ and weren’t even really considered ‘gods’) but admittedly not as bad as including one of the titans on a list of gods. the inclusion of aeolus is still really fucking funny though like you might as well include midas at this point

[unlorefulgood]

popped into a scott stream again after a long time and one of the first things he does is compare pyro to a dog. yeah I don’t know what I expected but your posts have never been more real and true

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ pretty much everything about scott is very obvious if you pay attention to the words he actually says and the things he actually does, but for some reason the vast majority of people don’t seem interested in that? idk. the dog thing is literally just real though like his type is just dogs and everyone he’s ever been seriously into is is just a dog

[unlorefulgood]

i am so excited for the possibility of pow of all things triggering rants about classical greek things from you

the caveat that should be affixed to all of my posts talking about greek mythology is that, while I did take an ancient greek religion class, that wasn’t my focus (I know a lot about homer and euripides. that’s my niche), but. that said. titans and gods and humans being discrete categories of being is kinda greek mythology 101. like if you pick up the d’aulaires book of greek myths it’ll spell it out really obviously for you. it’s such a rookie mistake that one truly has to laugh