a literal bag of sketches

Scholar of trash. Master of filth. Don't be mean to me, I'm only 6 years old.

[depsidase]

[goofstep]

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

[depsidase]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[giftofgabber]

Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[niceinchnails]

real streaming site called 67 movies northern lion

[niceinchnails]

They got servers called ice wizard and hog rider

[anglaised]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[oneheadtoanother]

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[bigsquinky]