It's like fishing... except not for fish

It's for people and vengeance, and I realise this metaphor barely holds any water. (Rp Blog for Pyke from League of Legends) Part of the Demon Squad (Fams 4 Life)

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new main coming through

[obbystars]

Pyke: Calling people daddy is gross!

Kayn: Stop kink shaming me!

Pyke: Kink shaming IS my kink!

Kayn: aAAAAA-

[skeweredandpyked]

"Help! Help!" A small voice gurgles from the shore. It didnt even sound like it was out that deep, but it was crying nonetheless. (smollest-kayn)

@smollestkayn“What the…” Pyke looked around, but couldn’t see anyone or anything near. He swore he heard someone crying out for help (well, usually he ignored those pleas regardless) but this one sounded strange enough to worth investigation. Pyke glanced downwards, and scanned the shore and saw a small ripple near. He slowly waded towards the source of the sound, and scooped up a tiny figure with his two hands. What in the world..? “Uh… you okay?” Pyke asked, just to be polite. What was a tiny human doing out here anyway?

[smollestkayn]

Kayn rolled over and coughed up nearly a thimble of water as he was lifted out of the water. He had never been a good swimmer, and when the waves were eight times larger than they used to be it was much harder to stay above the water. 

“Guh, thank you, a seagull picked me up, and by the time I escaped it had already flown over the water” he gasped, in a small, squeaky voice before looking up at his giant rescuer. He looked… well he didn’t want to say rotten, but corpse-like perhaps. It made him question the extent to which he was being saved “… Who are you?”  

[skeweredandpyked]

Small people... Well, Pyke decided this wasn’t the strangest thing he had come across. However, someone so small and yet so familiar looking... ah, trans dimensional oddities weren’t that strange either now. 

“Name’s Pyke.” He stated simply, walking out of the water and sitting himself onto the sand, and getting another good look at the tiny figure in his hands. “Ya may or may not have heard of me... since ya seem familiar to me, but everyone seems familiar. Although I can’t reckon someone so tiny like you bein’ on my list, per say...” Pyke mused, almost to himself, pondering how someone could become so tiny. A curse? Magic? Was he just born tiny??

“How’d ya get so tiny?” He couldn’t hold in his curiosity any longer.

[skeweredandpyked]

"i should mark you before your next trip."

“Oh? What a tantalizing offer…” Pyke mused, thinking thoughtfully with a small gleam in his eye. “I’m interested in what exactly ya got in mind, Kayn…”

[umbranatus]

“most likely to attach my SHADOWS onto you. so they are able to slap the SHIT out of you for leaving for so long.”

[skeweredandpyked]

“Ah, quite harsh...” Pyke chuckled, but he couldn’t blame Kayn. He did have a habit of vanishing for long lengths of time... his occupation didn’t lend itself for much free time. 

“Say... you can ‘attach shadows’ onto me? Sounds interestin’... Is that the only thing you plan on ‘attaching’ onto me?”

[skeweredandpyked]

"i should mark you before your next trip."

“Oh? What a tantalizing offer...” Pyke mused, thinking thoughtfully with a small gleam in his eye. “I’m interested in what exactly ya got in mind, Kayn...”

[umbranatus]

CONT. @skeweredandpyked

“Oh, ah, Sorry ‘bout the sand.” Pyke let Kayn some breathing room to wipe away some of the sand on his face and in his hair. Ah, he made quite the mess hadn’t he? “I’m not actually that fluid-y as ya think. I can’t walk through mountains like you can after all. Especially if someone traps me with the intention of not letting me go easily…”

He decided not to get into too much detail about that. Pyke didn’t like trying to explain things he didn’t fully understand, it aggravated him. He didn’t want to be too annoyed in front of Kayn, who was already annoyed enough for both of them. How long had he been away? Time was such a foggy concept to him these days…

Seeing Kayn so miffed was both amusing but also made Pyke feel a tad bit guilty. “Sorry I had to spend quite a while away from you, Kayn. Even if it’s angry hugs, I’m glad you’re givin’ me hugs at all.” It was lovely to feel warm flesh again, it was a luxury he had well missed in his absence.

crap … he can’t just STAY mad at the sailor. the absence has truly bitten on the assassin’s confidence a bit, sure, but here they are. together again, close again. Kayn is embracing the man tightly even without realizing how much STRENGHT got put into this single hug that is going and going …

nights were UNNATURALLY long without a voice to answer to. a voice other’s than Rhaast’s. soundful laughter under the stars in a company of waves crushing to the shore … he missed that. he missed Pyke’s company. it’s not a secret his presence is most cherished by the shadow adept. that’s why the time of parting hurt him much. shadows CAN’T be retrived now. they carry his intentions, feelings, indirect, ghostly KISSES to the man betrayed at sea so long ago. that’s all that might be done with seas between them. simply send those quiet messages of thoughts in bottles that keep coming back to them… Kayn will not offer his shadows FULLY. not yet. not before he is sure.

for now, they will spend another minute in an EMBRACE, water slowly evaporating from Pyke as the body of his lover keeps sharing the HEAT. of anger still? or more likely … of RELIEF? “shut up … and brush my hair.”

[skeweredandpyked]

Pyke decided to keep his mouth shut, despite the large grin behind his bandanna. He gently stroked his fingers through the jet black locks, slowly combing out the grains of sand. Ah, how warm Kayn’s scalp was, and Pyke slowly lowered his face against Kayn’s head, breathing in his scent. It was nice to know Kayn still felt so strongly about him, it was a feeling Pyke had very little experience of, and to have that one special person, that one darling, was... sweet. A good feeling. Almost warmed his cold dead heart.  He chose to honor Kayn’s request by staying silent, but sneakily lowered his bandanna to plant a gentle kiss on his forehead. Pyke figured it was safe to do that, at least.

[skeweredandpyked]

"Help! Help!" A small voice gurgles from the shore. It didnt even sound like it was out that deep, but it was crying nonetheless. (smollest-kayn)

@smollestkayn“What the...” Pyke looked around, but couldn’t see anyone or anything near. He swore he heard someone crying out for help (well, usually he ignored those pleas regardless) but this one sounded strange enough to worth investigation. Pyke glanced downwards, and scanned the shore and saw a small ripple near. He slowly waded towards the source of the sound, and scooped up a tiny figure with his two hands. What in the world..? “Uh... you okay?” Pyke asked, just to be polite. What was a tiny human doing out here anyway?

[skeweredandpyked]

“I don’t know whats happenin’ but... Perhaps it’s time to skedaddle.”

[skeweredandpyked]

lays down on sand and lets salty waves cover him. he sad.

The waves lap at the edge of the shore, when suddenly a large closet surfaces from the depths and slowly drifts along to the beach, pushed along by the waves. It inches towards where Kayn lays, and shudders twice before the doors slam wide open.Pyke leaps out from the wooden container, landing on the sand splattering large amounts of moist sand on Kayn (whoops). “KAYN. I have returned from being held against my will for… eh, I don’t know how long. What matters is that I am here now!” He picks up Kayn and swings him around in a salty, sandy embrace. 

[umbranatus]

“WHAT THE-” the last breath before swallowing a handful of SAND. honestly, can’t he just be depressed in PEACE? everything is after him lately: crabs, sand, STARFISH. and now ever wooden coffins! seeing his Chosen has awakened big emotions for sure, mostly annoyance.

“you’re made of friggin’ water, IDIOT! you think i’m gonna BELIEVE this baloney??” HUFF. little the ninja understands of what is happening right now. but he found himself UNCOMFORTABLE with the sand in his hair and cold while holding Pyke so tightly. stupid Pyke! left him to wither from solitude! stupid, STUPID …

Kayn buried his face in the other’s crook of neck, watching over the jaw bones. he’s still very annoyed. “don’t think you’re forgiven! i just … hug you out of my ANGER. so don’t get any ideas, moron!”

[skeweredandpyked]

“Oh, ah, Sorry ‘bout the sand.” Pyke let Kayn some breathing room to wipe away some of the sand on his face and in his hair. Ah, he made quite the mess hand’t he? “I’m not actually that fluid-y as ya think. I can’t walk through mountains like you can after all. Especially if someone traps me with the intention of not letting me go easily...”

He decided not to get into too much detail about that. Pyke didn’t like trying to explain things he didn’t fully understand, it aggravated him. He didn’t want to be too annoyed in front of Kayn, who was already annoyed enough for both of them. How long had he been away? Time was such a foggy concept to him these days...

Seeing Kayn so miffed was both amusing but also made Pyke feel a tad bit guilty. “Sorry I had to spend quite a while away from you, Kayn. Even if its angry hugs, I’m glad you’re givin’ me hugs at all.” It was lovely to feel warm flesh again, it was a luxury he had well missed in his absence. 

[skeweredandpyked]

lays down on sand and lets salty waves cover him. he sad.

The waves lap at the edge of the shore, when suddenly a large closet surfaces from the depths and slowly drifts along to the beach, pushed along by the waves. It inches towards where Kayn lays, and shudders twice before the doors slam wide open.Pyke leaps out from the wooden container, landing on the sand splattering large amounts of moist sand on Kayn (whoops). “KAYN. I have returned from being held against my will for... eh, I don’t know how long. What matters is that I am here now!” He picks up Kayn and swings him around in a salty, sandy embrace. 

[umbranatus]

/ @skeweredandpyked @league-0f-weirdos @death-from-below @firstlands @butcher-of-monsters

: ^)

[skeweredandpyked]

//hewwo i am here

//its not like i was threatened via knifepoint to return or anything... >->;

[bloodmooncarnage]

“Gonna go on a vacation, and Pyke is comin’ with me.” He picks up the dead man and runs, like he just stole someone’s bike.

[skeweredandpyked]

[skeweredandpyked]

"Pyke, I wish you to speak with my guardian - Miss Syndra."

“Ah? Syndra?” Pyke seemed surprised. “Sure, if you wish for me to speak with her, I’ll do that. Is she your… er, guardian? Mum? Somethin’ of the sorts?” The name seemed familiar, and Pyke hoped it wasn’t from his long list of names.

[skeweredandpyked]

"don't leave me for so long ever again." totally doesn't cling to the poor man like a koala bear.

Pyke smiles and runs his fingers through Kayn’s hair, stroking affectionately. “I can’t make promises I can’t keep, but I’ll try my best to stay by your side as much as I can.”

[umbranatus]

CONT. @skeweredandpyked

Pyke returns the gesture with equal passion. Oh, how much he has missed Kayn, his comforting presence, his soothing embrace. His bandanna was flung off the second Kayn made contact, and some how, Pyke had the feeling that it wasn’t going to be the only article of clothing to be flung off in a flurry…  He was holding onto Kayn very tightly, not wanting to let go, oh how much he had missed him!

soon enough from kneeling-hanging position, Kayn descended and lied onto his Chosen, their chests and stomachs touching. oh, how he missed the other. each day had been dedicated to worry and night - to WITHER in a solitude under a cold blanket.

now he has a chance to silence the unholy craving and sate the hunger for those salty lips. the taste became a regular guest in his recent dreams, alongside mental TORTURES Rhaast delivers each night. Kayn buried his nose into the crook of the man’s neck and kissed it several times before hugging. just hugging.

“i missed you …”

[skeweredandpyked]

“I’ve missed you too, Kayn...” Pyke was breathing in his scent, his fingers entangled in the other’s hair. Oh how he missed the silky texture of it, and the simple pleasure of combing his fingers though it. “A lot has happened, but I’ve kept ya in my thoughts always.” He enjoyed this, the simple comfort of being in Kayn’s presence. Pyke held him close, almost as if he was scared something bad would happen if he left go. “Turns out my last few names on my list were much more time consumin’ than I would have expected... But now, I’m back.” He gazed at those eyes and eye contact was made. Pyke had missed looking into them, getting lost in something other than darkness and seawater for once. “Have you been well? Nothin’ bad happened while I was gone, right?” First things first, Pyke had to make sure Kayn was doing all right.

[umbranatus]

Pyke barrels in, tumbling and doing a somersault before (sorta) gracefully landing on his face. Quickly picks himself up and goes in for a hug. "Kayn! I've missed ya. I've been busy, but I've returned!"

KAYN LAUNCHES HIMSELF WITH AN INHUMAN SPEED AT THE UNDEAD BOYFRIEND TO SEND HIM FLYING ONTO THE GROUND ONCE MORE.THEN KISSES HIM ROUGHLY. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[skeweredandpyked]

Pyke returns the gesture with equal passion. Oh, how much he has missed Kayn, his comforting presence, his soothing embrace. His bandanna was flung off the second Kayn made contact, and some how, Pyke had the feeling that it wasn’t going to be the only article of clothing to be flung off in a flurry...  He was holding onto Kayn very tightly, not wanting to let go, oh how much he had missed him!