bad humor

Old xian & trash comedy

[lillie-garden]

Wizard who can't cast fireball anymore

[lillie-garden]

Suffering from projectile dysfunction

[ahyuann]

doodles of my cat

[beardedmrbean]

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

[thebootydiaries]

only true 90s kids remember these 😩👌: 

playing with tamagotchis 😜😜🔥 

watching scooby doo 🐶❤️ 

having movies on vcr 😍 

being murdered in the late 1960s to early 1970s by the notorious zodiac killer only to have your murder go unsolved as the killer slips through the fingers of justice

eating lunch 😏💯💯👀💦

[neopats]

[surfing-pikachu-deactivated2017]

[mrpibb]

[noxz-deactivated20180109]

[danghotyaois-blog]

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

[thecreepy-fangirl]

[  ジェノサイ ]

[420moshdad]

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

[420moshdad]

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

burn down my school and i’ll promote you

[skexxy]

tumblr staff: what do the kids like nowadays? presidents? lizards? president lizards?

[thebootydiaries]

Are you a runner in track because u r my sweaty ;)))))

i hate how much i love this b ye

[knifefarty]

[personatwos-deactivated20140403]

“lol try it u bitch”

[natterbutter]

My proudest moment was when my friend was convinced that I’m @thebootydiaries

[thebootydiaries]

if ur thebootydiaries and im thebootydiaries then who has a brick in their esophagus

[thebootydiaries]