[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[brucebocchi]

[homestuckteam]

Upd8...?

That's right. Homestuck, the animated pilot, brought to you by the incredible folks at Spindleroo and featuring the talents of the cast and crew below.

Stay tuned for more!

[notskull29]

[gl1tchtast1c]

[eathotchip-deactivated20240816]

you have me blocked but if i was a character in a tv show u would’ve been rbing gifsets of me..

[galaxywarp]

does the name doctor octagonapus mean anything to you

[ayeforscotland]

Stunning.

[ayeforscotland]

When the police arrest you for not having a wank license.

[akashicrecord]

excuse me... olive garden bitch? before you finish grating that cheese on my salad i'd like to talk about borderline personality disorder

[cinnamon-does-wacky-shit]

Why was this marked as mature content

[akashicrecord]

breadsticks

[dunce-hat-deactivated20221117]

ok we NEED to go to california sexy bowser tik tok

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[kristina100000]

props to her cause u couldn't pay me to give this much of a fuck

[finalfantasy15anewempire]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[cervine-arctophile]

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

[waspkiller]

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.