SkimHeaven

our car dependent economy has isolated us from one another. this won't stand

[skimheaven]

Classroom Siege

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[skimheaven]

(Guy who really likes to think about penis and is at the bar) "uhhhh could I get a peñiscolada"

[oneheadtoanother]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[skimheaven]

Someone give me the illegal files for switch roms but dont give me the ones that download 2 terabytes of naked boobs into my computer please

[racheldrawsthis]

exterminator who blocks you (literally)

[skimheaven]

Finding out people like you like that when you feel like your appearance needs work really breaks the perception you had about yourself. In a good way! Like wow, really? I need to think about this

[nultemp]

[theehorsepusssy]

[thelambliesdown1974]

does anyone even smile or dream or laugh or draw or play or jump or skip or hope or wish or swim or sing or cherish or believe or trust or think or want or need or romp or cavort or fraternize or splash or desire or run or jubilate or marvel or gaze or explore or imagine or ponder or love anymore

[thelambliesdown1974]

[skimheaven]

If you're someone who's prone to passing out when their blood is drawn THEN SAY SO BEFORE WE TAKE IT?

[corvid-ia]

[gumi-megpoidd]

dont diss her onion shirt!!

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.