The Dark Continent trio incorrect quotes (part 2)
Here we go again. I just can’t stop thinking about these guys! They have so much potential and so much story to tell, I swear I’d pay whatever amount I have to to be able to see them again. The incorrect quotes have been made by this guy right here.
*Linnet and Zigg sitting in jail together*
Zigg: So, who should we call?
Linnet: I’d call Netero, but I feel safer in jail.
Linnet: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million jenny?
Zigg: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Netero: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Zigg: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Linnet: Wasn’t Netero with you?
Netero: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Netero: HELP! I TOLD LINNET I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Zigg, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Netero: Hey Zigg, you got any dating advice for me?
Zigg: Just because I’m married doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Netero: We need a distraction.
Linnet: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Zigg, whispering: My time has come.
Netero holding a python: Guys I bought a snake! What do I name him?
Zigg: William Snakepeare.
Zigg: Who thinks I can fit 25 marshmallows in my mouth?
Linnet: You’re a hazard to society.
Netero: And a coward. DO THIRTY.
Linnet: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Zigg: *turning to Netero* How tall are you?
Linnet: I can’t believe you live near by and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Zigg: You people already know too much about me.
Netero: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Food store worker: Would a Ms. Audoble please come to the front desk?
Linnet, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Food store worker: *points to Zigg and Netero* I believe they belong to you?
Zigg and Netero, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Linnet: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Zigg: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Linnet: Please stop encouraging him.
Netero: Listen, I can explain…
Zigg: You’re making 500,000 jenny and you’re only gonna pay me 30,000 jenny?
Linnet: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting 1,000 jenny!
Tsubone: At least you’re all getting paid.
Netero: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Tsubone: Should we do something?
Linnet: No, I want to see who wins.
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