Bounty Hunting Pony

"Our land of Equestria can be really beautiful. Not all its inhabitants are. There are wicked ponies out there- thieves, murderers, rapists- you name the crime, there's ponies out there doing it like it's their job. Well, it's /my/ job to get them. I'm Skip Tracer, bounty hunter, and I catch the worst types of monsters- not the ones that hide under foals' beds or live in the forest or have fangs and claws. I catch the ones that walk among us every day."

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dr-caballeron started following you

"...Dr. Caballeron, I presume..."

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Best. Friends. 

[toonboy92484]

The alt ending.

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Ooc: Someone want to tell me what is up with the giant lack of Ahuizotl posts, even after the episode actually aired?

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((Probably has something to do with all the Daring/Dash shipping fuel and that face Rainbow made.  You know the one.))

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((Someone needs to make a Caballeron blog asap.))

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((Ya dun fucked up Dashie.))

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cunningmonkeydog started following you

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"I hope, for your sake, that wasn’t a joke in mockery of my physical appearance…"

[skip-tracer]

"Quite a concern for you, I'm sure, but no.  It's more related to you yourself, Ahuizotl."

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cunningmonkeydog started following you

"...Well, there's a face I'd hoped I'd never have to see."

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((Oh hey I'm on this account again. Yay.))

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SFW 4/4.

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SFW 3/4.

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SFW 2/4.

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SFW 1/4.

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"Care to prove it~?"

"Oh, you know I'm always willing to~"

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She pulls him close to her, smirking. "Really now?~"

He quickly licks her nose.  "Yes, really~"

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She pecks his cheek, grinning. "Missed ya!~"

He grins back and kisses her lips really quickly.  "Missed you too!~"

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"Damn right you are~"

"Heh...yep~"

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do you find rainbow dash, applejack, or vinyl scratch attractive?

"Eh...well, Vinyl's alright, but I don't really know the other two.  Besides, I'm married."