Don't mind the Dragon

Greetings! I am Homestuck, Whovian, Pokemon Master, and many others. I have a few cosplays lined up so look out for those. If you want to just chat or have questions or suggestions for me, feel free to leave an ask, I wont mind :o) ~Knight of Hope~~Derse Dreamer~

[an-opossum]

I hope you have enjoyed this eggcellent little comic. Stay strong, A Team.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against eggs.

[an-opossum]

So it looks like Asexuals don’t like eggs. What a coincidence!

[alwaysbewoke]

“The system couldn’t be changed?!” So at this gym only MEN can be doctors. Omega level fuckery.

[19962701-deactivated20150323]

You don’t have to be a feminist for this to anger you. 

[deactivated-blog]

Yeah but if this angers you, then you are a feminist. That’s how words work.

[pinchtheprincess]

They’re blaming it on a ‘bug’ in their system, but code is written by human beings. It isn’t a bug; they found out the code was written by archaic sexist shitheads.

[ovadiah]

[s-kully]

deviousplay look its pudge

[perfectgeneration]

Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice apartment to play video games in

[unamusedsloth]

[strangeparkings]

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

[heartcoma]

pointing and tellin’ it like it is

[chillyfeetsteak]

this was like make fave thing, that they kept toph’s mannerisms and style of speech was so important to me

[batherik-has-moved]

Because Toph is blind pointing is a gesture of power for her. She’s showing she knows where you are despite being unable to see you.

[euneirophrenia-team]

[skipping-lightning-blog]

Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: why are you here?

Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.

Kid: why?

Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid: why?

Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid: why?

Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.

Kid: why?

Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?

Kid: why?

Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...

Kid: why?

Suspect: just because.

Kid: because why?

Suspect: because I said so!

Kid: why?

Kid: whyyyy?

Kid: why why why why why why why why

Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-

Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST

Kid: why

Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid: why

Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-

Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!

I KILED THEM ALL!!!

Kid: why

Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED

Kid: why

Suspect: I...I don't know.

Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos

Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid: can I have a lollipop now?

Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid: why

Head Detective: oh dear god

[micdotcom]

[captoring]

mmicdotcom:

Watch: The FDA will allow gay men to donate blood, as long as they haven’t had sex in a year. Alan Cumming has the solution.

gay and bisexual men. i just think it should be noted specially since it’s alan cumming talking

[md-admissions]

YES THANK YOU

[medmonkey]

“The groups have been vocal in pushing the FDA for a revamped screening system that checks donors’ risk on HIV transmission, rather than their sexual orientation or gender identity.”

“The video is one part of a broader campaign to eliminate the FDA’s medically unsound system, which not only bans men who have had sex with men in the past year, but women who have had sex with men who have had sex with men. (See how complicated it is?) The bigger issue here is saving lives, which is what the Celibacy Challenge is encouraging.”

[zeynips]

please protect muslim girls who are harassed for:

Wearing the hijab

Not Wearing the hijab

Wearing makeup + Skinny jeans with their hijab

Wearing the hijab but not being religious

being religious but not wearing the hijab

not fitting the quiet stereotype

fitting the quiet stereotype

Just Please protect Muslim Girls.

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[press-any-key-to-continue]

Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. 

[lyrical-galaxy]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this

[laukkuryssa]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Russia is well on track to becoming the weirdest dystopia ever imagined

[underdressedandstressed]

I don’t think the straights understand this…. I don’t even think most gays understand this…

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video/reaction

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[sentimental-apathy]

Death’s way of sayin “sorry, my bad.”

[lapisbitch]

X-Men: but Professor, you must stop these meetings with our arch-nemesis, Magneto! he’s a bad guy!

Professor X:

[dontletmesleep]

Reblog this if you believe that guys can be bi

Trying to prove a point to my asshole friend

[pierce-the-wat]

why the fuck wouldn’t they be able to

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

My father thinks guys can’t be bi because if you like penis at all there’s no way you’d like vagina But he accepts that my mom is bi

[qvinnmusic]

If a woman can like penis and vagina why can’t a man ?

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

oh my god. so this guy, Vermin Love Supreme (obvs fake name, has not disclosed real name), has officially declared his intention to run for president in 2016.  not only does he wear a boot as a hat and carry a hilariously large toothbrush, but he states that if is elected, will make it a LAW for everyone to brush their teeth. Supreme has run in every election since the year 2000, and in 2012, ran with a platform of “zombie apocalypse awarness”, time travel research, and a pony for every american.

[babygoatsandfriends]

now this is quality content!

[kaloo-deactivated20170401]

this is my favorite post of all time 10/10 need more content like this on the tumbler dot com