$LAYYYTER
AnasAbdin
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blake kathryn
@theartofmadeline
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Keni
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todays bird
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@skittlemydiddles
About to eat my first weed brownie
It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason
Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital
I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly
Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.
why did u eat 4?????
i was hungry
My chest
This was really me
eyebrow game level: master udon
*on phone*
Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer?
Me: Yes.
*hangs up*
You: Video games won’t sell unless they’re filled with half naked women
Nintendo, an intellectual:
pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten
but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????
not really………..
Matching icons for you and your friends
this is going around for some reason so i made myself some fanart
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
kiss me thru the phone by soulja boy is more romantic than anything ed sheeran ever wrote or could ever write
No shade but is everyone okay?
mood:
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
A squirrel and a cat
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices
my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it
jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse
this was an actual episode
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
