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Jayden | NB | Mom Friend™ | Short King | General Whatever has my attention kind of blog

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[chaser]

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

[chaser]

Alrighty then

[chaser]

Yea that's fair

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[tenacioushubb]

Shoutout to Jacksepticeye for showing up in iron lung for three seconds and promptly getting hit with a cancer ray you are truly an inspiration of man

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[karsyntries]

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

Hope he sees it 🥺

[therealjacksepticeye]

[gayslicedbread]

iron lung is about drowning in guilt its about feeling like youve wasted your life its about the greater good its about the difference between living and survival its about mark e plier's big fucking bazongas holy shit dude

[wolfbrotherzach]

Melania Trump watching her shitty-ass documentary get steamrolled at the box office by a guy who screams at video games for a living.

[deoxyribonucleicacids]

What I've learned from watching Markiplier media is that he (Markiplier) likes to put the guy (Markiplier) into situations (psychological torture)

[roiidart]

hrgnrnhmhnhh……

[these-are-not-my-titties]

iron lung

[spinji]

This is why I love indie productions so much.

[lady-raziel]

Iron Lung (2026)