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My mother has been battling cancer for the past 6 months and is a huge fan of Duck Dynasty. She watches the show all the time while sitting in the hospital doing her chemo and it really keeps her spirits high. So I sent the guys an email and they sent my mother this awesome signed photo that says "You're in our prayers." Really made her day, and mine for making my mother happy.

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My new niece has a terrible hat.

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My daughter and I were flipping through Netflix for a new movie to watch when she spotted this animated film called "Delhi Safari". So I put it on and it was terrible. When we reached this part of the movie I decided it was time to turn it off and go back to anything by Pixar.

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Speaking of Edgar Winter...did anyone notice the Ice King resemblance?

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And you thought White Walkers were scary...

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The reflection of the lights in this bar are mildly interesting. I hope it's not a trap.

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The Internet Director at my dealership has a "funny" name.

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I don't know what everyone else is supporting but I am gay for bacon!

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Touched by a midget.

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Thank you Yahoo! News for that horrible mental image.

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My dog Bronx falling asleep while begging me for food.

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Yep. Way more bad ass!

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Well played, Gentlemen's Club...

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I voted.

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Finally, a Disney Princess I can get behind!

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In response to my son.

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